on the
other hand

Scientists wonder why fewer
boys are being born in Canada.
— Newspaper headline.
O00
SCIENTISTS can cease
wondering. Fewer boys
are being born because
men are out of fashion.
The decline in male births
incides with the rise of
feminism, starting about
1970.

So we are in the Age of
the Fem. Mistress Quickly
and Miss Honeythunder are
in charge. Oh, a few token
men are still around. Like
Alan Rock, the minister of
injustice who is trying to take
men’s guns away, but they
know who is boss.

The revolution organized
by lesbian bra-burners rules
the hen roost.

If you are a man you are .
likely to be overlooked in the
job market. Especially in any-
thing controlled by govern-
ment.

But the trend is universal.
In law, the media, the univer-
sities, you name it.

Some examples:

A fem has become the big
cheese out at UBC, a fact
that was written up with
gusto in the local rags. They
saw it as a wonderful excep-
tion, a sign of “progress.”
But it is actually part of the

fem flood in which men are
drowning.

In the universities the
bitch culture ensures that
fems lead the band. A single
complaint by one of them last
year led to the anti-inan “dis-
crimination” report written
by a girl who got $250,000
for her efforts.

Meanwhile, banks that
appoint men to top spots get
black marks. “Men in suits”
is the popular sneer, a phrase
borrowed from the feminazis
in Britain.

The CBC leads the
Canadian parade. That’s why
so many
whiners want
to save it. It
has been
preaching the
new political
purity to the
peasantry for
years.

The CBC
regional
director in
B.C, is a fem
parachuted in
from
Toronto.

The head
of the news
department is
also of that
gender.

So is the main TV news
reader. So is the one who
runs the public relations
department.

So is the head of radio.

Only two men hold exec-
utive positions. Once is the
top accountant and the other
the top technician, but I
guess that’ll be fixed pretty
soon.

d there are twice as
many female news reporters
as there are men.

“Ottawa plans
to do away with
men and English
speakers entirely
unless they need

someone to do

some snow-
clearing.”

adies

The newly appointed head
of the Canadian Radio-
Television and
Telecommunications
Commission is a fem, too.

And the feds have appoint-
ed another, Michelle Falardeau
Ramsay, as Chief
Commissioner of the Canadian
Human Rights Commission.

She’s a natural, being
both tem and French.

Ortawa plans to do away
with men and English speak-
crs entirely unless they need
someone to do some snow:
clearing.

Needless to say, our social-
ist govern-
ment in
Victoria is
even more
keen on
“empower-
ing” fems.
Just take a
look at the
rights cups.
The head of
the new B.C.
Human
Rights
Commission
is Mary Woo
Sims, late of
Ontario,
where the
Woo woman
held important positions in
the now-defunct Bob Rae
fortress.

Her opposite number on
the new B.C. Human Rights
Tribunal is Frances Gordon.

Top banana on the
Ontario Human Rights
Commission is Rosemary
Brown, formerly of B.C.
NDP fame.

There are a few men left
in the armed forces. That's
why there’s so much negative
news about them.

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It’s a preiude to handing
the whole thing over to the
Honeythunders.

You cannot expect the
hon-compoops who govern
us to grasp thar women were
not made to fight front-line
wars. So they put them in the
infantry, where they get preg-
nant or complain about “sex-
ual harassment.”

But that’s nothing, com-
pared with what would hap-
pen to them in a real war.

All of which is just fine
with Ottawa, none of whose
ministers has ever heard a
shot fired in anger and all of
whom take instructions from
the National Council of the
Stratus of Women, otherwise
known as the NACSOWS.

As Ted Byfield of B.C.
Report magazine has put it,
the armed forces were fine
before the rights bureaucrats
took over.

As for the major print
media, a good example is
Patricia Graham. She runs the
Vancouver Sun’s editorial page
and invented the “fisher”
fashion.

But she's no fisher of men.

So it’s only natural that
fetuses now refuse to be men.
The word has got around.

Be a woman, man. ie’s the
only way.

~— The North Shore News
believes strongly in freedom of
speech and the right of all sides
in a debate to be heard. The
columnists published in the
News present differing points
of view, but those views are not
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