1993 -~ North Shore News G . Virago: H.M.S. Virago in The Pacific. To the Queen Charlottes and Beyond. G.P.V. Ak:rigg and Helen B. Akrigg. Sono Nis Press. $21.95 “| polished up the handle so perfectly, That now | am the ruler of the Queen’s Nav-eel” - Gilbert & Sullivan, H.M.S. Pinafore OMIC OPERA episodes worthy of Pinafore abound in this unique chronicle of the career of H.M.5. at Virago, the fittle ship whose big job it was to show the Union Jack in these waters from 1851 to 1855. Rounding Cape Horn on her voyage out, she was offered hospi- tality by the Chilean garrison at Punta Arenas, only to be informed later that they were traitorous mutineers who had turned pirate and had been dispatched to hunt them down. While investigating another act of piracy, this time by the Haida. the Virago herself nearly became the next victim of the wily Chief Edensaw, whose scam was to offer his services as pilot to ships, then run them aground on shoals to be looted. Then, having run onto rocks that still bear her name, she had to be ignominously beached and : repaired at Fort Simpson before a large crowd of under-awed natives whose warlike proclivities her presence was supposed to discourage. An attempt to recover prestige with a display of Royal Navy gun- nery backfired when the target canoe in the bay received several volleys without sustaining the loss of so much as a splinter. The Virago was part of the “gunboat navy” which did the ROSEMOUNT CHARDONNAY 1992 $14.95 (Australia) ; Mentioned this wine before, but had an opportunity recently to taste this vintage side-by-side, tete .a tete, mano a mano or whatever, with.one of the better-known _ high-end white Burgundies: a Pouilly Fuisse 1990, from Laboure-Roi, which will set your financial clock back a cool quarter-century at.$24.95. Totally different ‘‘noses’’: the Rosemount like biting a ripe Granny Smith apple; the PF leaner, flintier, more sophisticated ©, .£ Until the first actual mouthful of big well-rounded almost chewy ‘wines whose tastes are so darn - near identical (at least to my ’-.over-worked little buds) that there’s nothing to choose between - _.them but the weight of an extra 10-spot in your wailet. You won't need that calculator ~~ to figger this one out. CABERNET SAUVIGNON — ERRAZURIZ 1990 $9.95 (Chile) This is the mother-in-law version of Errazuriz’s Don Maximiano Estate Reserva, a wine that has critics snivelling superlatives and . _slobbering on their shoes to outdo . each other singing its praises — _ comparing it to Chateau La Tour, etc." “ . (Review periding: it’s $23.55; I'm saving my loonies and just about _-teady to pole-axe the piggy-bank with a North Wall climbing hammer.) ; ; Meanwhile, if you need some- thing to swill on occasions that don’t quite justify bagging the “Big Max,” this is the ticket. Lovely garnet color, lots of cher- ryish fruit with faintly cedar-chest tannins that suggest it will pout seductively from the wine-rack for a few years yet. 4 oo — by john Moore John Moore - BOOK REVIEW dirty work so armchair admirals and politicians could stroll through Hyde Park humming ‘‘Britannia rules the waves...” Whenever the natives got “testless’’ or some other power needed a sharp reminder of Bri- tain’s maritime hegemony, from Westminster the cry would go up, “Send a gunboat!’ They were small ships manned by obscure men remeinbered only in names bestowed on lonely landmarks around the globe not already named for famous naviga- tors and the Akriggs have done a marvellous job here by not merely embroidering the official log, but ferreting out personal journals and diaries of the officers froin England, Ottawa and Sydney, Australia, to bring this forgotten ship and her crew vividly back to ife. 1 flatter myself that great minds think alike; ! became intrigued with the Virago from references to YOUR HOST FOR THE ProvI ivonnd > &4 The Virago herself nearly became the next victim of the wily Chief Edensaw. 99 her in the Akriggs’ superb two- volume &ritish Columbia Chroni- cle and thought, “Somebody ought to write a book about that ship.” Somebody has, and who better? Their British Columbia Chronicle is a fast-paced, episodic year-by-year time trip from 1788 to 1871 which, if it was used as a high-school his- tory text, would permanently banish the word “‘bor-ing’’ from students’ vocabularies. Before he retired, Prof. G.P.V. Akrigg toiled in the English the Wild West to go | — D. you know the way to whoopee? Join.us May 29 ac9 am" | department of UBC for many a year, while Helen Akrigg taught geography there. He's a fellow of Britain's Royal Historical Society and she’s a fellow of the Royal Geographical Society (you can imagine what . Groucho Marx would have made of that on You Bet Your Life). Together they're a hell of a team. Their two books, 1001 British Columbia Place Names and British Columbia Place Names, are priceless sourcebooks whose compression belies countless per- son-hours of painstaking research, but their real gift, H.M.S. Virago'as in The Chronicle, is for finding the . “story” in “history” and telling it with consummate wit and skill. lf you can’t find it at your local bookstore, try the Queensdale Gallery on Esplanade (100-block -- west), or order it, and cast off fora - great sea voyage into your own" past. eo of at Eaton's in the Park Royal Shopping Centre as we spread « | a little western hospitality. There's a free pancake* .§ breakfast, plenty of onstage entertainment, the» § Stampede Queen and Princesses, and inore family.fun. Meet Stampede mascot Harry the Horse: Enjoy the™.. Band of Outriders Marching Band. Meet. some of our friends from Calgary Hotels and | § Attractions and find out more about planning the" ‘? perfect Calgary Stampede vacation. Play games like - a “cow-chip chucking”. There's plenty of door prizes for everyone.’ _ Find out how you can win a trip for. two to this year's. . Calgary Stampede including airfare, accommodation, and tickets. 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