12 -— Friday, December 27, 1996 — North Shore News INTERESTING quotes abounded in 1996. Below are some of the more quotable as reported in the pages of the North Shore News. “It is ilfegal to cause someone embarrassment in the workplace. It is illegal to be insensitive. It is illegal to be impolite. Orwell's worst nightmares have come true. Our rulers now attempt to control by law the expressions that people may have on their faces.” Ontario lawyer, Karen Selick, on Human Rights ran amok. (From the Jan. 17 Doug Collins column) 0o0 “They’ve treated us like some sort of redneck hill- billies.” Capilano Sportsmen's Club membership director Dr. Anne Autor, on the con- tentious issue of the club’s eviction from its Ambleside facility to make way for a youth club, and how she says West Vancouver District Council has treated club members. (From Trevor Lautens’ Feb. 2 Garden of Biases column.) ooog : “He knows I’m watch- ing him. That’s pretty bad when you have to watch the garbage man.” Tatlow Avenue resident Kathleen McCaig, complain- ing about the sloppy job her garbage man does. (From a Jan. 28 News story.) 000 “We're no longer a dying breed. We're a cold dying breed.” North Shore smoker Claude Saint-Amour, on being forced outdoors to smoke at the Kap 100 build- ing in West Vancouver, com- plaining that the area they have been limited to can get very cold and windy. (From a Feb. 9 News story.) QO “I support adult cross- ing guards but not at the expense of city taxpayers. Money doesn’t flow from heaven and i¢ doesn’t grow on trees — it comes from taxpayers.” 3 North Vancouver City Coun, Stella Jo Dean, speaking out against the city’s funding of unionized crossing guards in North Vancouver School District 44, (From a Feb, 21 News story.) STELLA JO DEAN “IT cannot accept that Korean culture honors and venerates 20-year-old gang members.” North Vancouver provin- cial court Judge Bill Rodgers, to a defence lawyer who claimed Korean culture influenced the way three teenagers accused in brutal robberies at Waterfront Park respected the gang’s recruiter. (From a Feb, 28 News story.) O00 “It makes me want to get back into politics and run for the don’t know party.” West Vancouver-Garibaldi Indeper-dent MLA David Mitchell, on a News survey in which 49% of respondents said they didn’t know 4 who they would vote for if a provincial election were called now. (From a WE ¢ March 22 = News story.) DAVID OOD MITCHELL “If I should ever get back into politics it will be only one way: I'll change my vame.to Richard ‘Potato’ Schaller and you can call me ‘Dick-tater’ for short.” Legendary Rhino party representative Richard “the troll” Schaller, on his future political career. (From a May 15 News In-Person feature.) O00 “E would strongly urge voters not to trust me or any other politician with their hard-earned money. Neither I nor anybody else can spend other people’s money as wisely and effi- ciently as the person who earns it.” Bill Tomlinson, North Vancouver Seymour Libertarian, on trusting politicians. (From a May 17 News story.) 000 “Definitely not. Our The Corporation of the District of West Vancouver forests are the lungs of the earth. We must preserve the existing forests as much as possible. Skiing is a pop- ular activity, but then so is breathing. I know more people who breathe than ski.” West Vancouver-Garibaldi Green Party candidate Pegyy Stortz, responding to the question “Do you support the logging of 50 acres of old- growth forest in Cypress Provincial Park for commer- cial ski expansion or for any other purpose?” (From a May 19 News story.) O09 “it’s very kind of people to think that I'm worth 20 of anything.” West Vancouver-Capilano Jeremy Dalton, reacting to a proposed deal to pull 20 Social Credit can- A didates in key Liberal _ tidings JEREMY around B.C. DALTON in exchange for the Liberals withdrawing Dalton in West Vancouver-Capilano. (From a May 24 North Shore News story.) O00 “The only way to ensure that proper decisions in government occur is to make sure that the collec- tive consciousness of the people is maintained. The Natural Law Party ... will always maintain a group of yogic flyers to maintain that coherence ... Any gov- ernment that does not have @ group of yogic flyers to create this coherence is bound to fail.” Sheila Elliott, North Vancouver-Lonsdale Natural Law Party, on trusting politi- cians and maintaining coher- ence. (From a May 17 North Shore News story.) 900 “At the end of my trav- els I came to realize that I was as good as anyone. But I'm no better either. Once you come to that, life becomes an awful lot easi- er.” West Vancouver adventur- er Shane Collins, realities gleaned from life on the road. (Front a June 5 News Life feature.) Ooau “You're never too old for Sax.” Murray Uncyk of the West Vancouver-based Sax Energy Corp., with a catchy corporate saying, (From a June 16 News business story.) “You can almost hear God breathing in Deep Cove.” Writer Trevor Carolan, on living in Deep Cove. (From the News’ July 28 Our Town spe- CAROLAN ple say, jail is just an expensive way of raking bad! people worse.” Defence lawyer Anthony Zipp, debating the value of sending his client, a repeat offender, to jail. (From a Sept. 13 News story.) On, “I can’t imagine Ernie Crist ripping cigarettes out of mouths of bikers in bars. I'd like to, but I imagine he’d only do it once.” West Vancouver Coun. Andy Danyliu, on the need to P ye ensure all three municipali- ties have a consistent no-smoking bylaw. (From a Sept. 22 a News Story.) OOO “Ie was like this silent monster coming toward me.” Larry McHale, who tried frantically to clear the Marine Drive and 22nd Street intersection from the path of a runaway dump truck, on the truck's approach. (From an Oct. 2 News story.) J00 “At the last public hear- ing, people talked of a restaurant on the site. At the Public Information Meeting in March ‘96, the restaurant was described as a ‘Bistro.’ Now it is a con- cession stand. At the rate that it is being downsized, by the time if is built, it will be a Mr. Tubesteak.” John Addie, during pre- sentations to the Cates land- ing rezoning hearing, On potential mixed-use develop- ment of the site. (From an Oct. 2 News story.) O00 y “3 don’t know why he wants ty be a sepa- rat.t when the French have been running the coun- try for the last 30 years.” North Shore News columnist Doug Collins, on debating Bloc Quebecois MP Pierre de. Savoye on the issue of Quebce separation. (From an Oct. 13 News story.) Q00 “One of the members ... described (the yard) as looking as though they were trying to create their own landfill.” North Vancouver RCMP Const. Catherine Galliford, on the state of a garbage. strewn North Vancouver home that was attracting DOUG COLUNS bears. (From a Nouv. 6 News story.) OO “Generally, it is uneain- mon that we will arrest the same person immediately after he has left the court house.” North Vancouver RCMP Const. Catherine Galliford, on the arrest of a teenager a half hour after he was released from jail. (From a Nov. 22 News story.) OQ we “I’m better.” 4 Wesi Vancouver District mayor-elect Pat Boname, on why she -. beat chal- & lenger Jim § Hogan in the " recent PAT municipal BONAME elcction. * (Froma Nov. 20 News story.} O00Q “I'd rather be fiscally responsible than a teacher's pet.” North Vancouver District 44 school board candidate Tim Morrison, ws received a C- from a teachers union group grading prospective candidates, on receiving a failing grade from teachers in their assessment of local school board candidates. (From a Nov. 10 News story.) O00 “I'd go up on the bridge - and jump, but there is teo much traffic.” . Store owner John Clark, after more than $60,000 worth of men’s clothes were stolen from his store, during the Second Narrows Bridge upgrade. (From a June 23 News story.) oo0 “I want you to watch carefully when I bless the new council and if they don’t dissolve in a puff of smoke you'll know they are - all right.” Father Ron Barnes, bless- ing the new North Vancouver District Council. 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