Doug Collins ®@ get this straight @ we CRIES OF rage and able to waste so much money. despair! from far and wide Bottling is anuther bottleneck, regarding the imminent 8°, '© Speak. The cottage . 3, breweries have never been allow- demise of the Troller Pub’s eg to put their beer into bottles. ] Horseshoe Brewery at Everything has to be draft. But Horseshoe Bay. This can- that was Liquor Distribution not be, say expert ‘im- Board policy, mysteriously arriv- : . ed at. Still, it’s a wonder that | bibers. What is the world such breweries were ever allowed | coming to, and where will to open their doors. it,end? The sad truth in all this is that ' the small breweries couldn’t Many, of these fine citizens make the grade in a hard world. care not about such issues as free Mr. Patrick admits frankly that trade: The national debt leaves there was no point in turning out them cold. Sensibly, they prefer his own stuff when exciting new not to hear about Brian Baloney brews on the market are just as and some are convinced that good. Not only that, but im- AIDS has something to do with ported British draft will soon be rummy tummies. ‘ available. They know about beer, And that’s the truth, f though, and consider they have been done dirt..1 have ‘heard it tae said that the closure is al! a plot on the part of the big breweries. Others blame the ferries for not Speaking of watering holes, an helping trade. Ferry passengers informant of mine has given me should be disgorged straight into: this scoop on a typical new early the Troller Pub, they say. ‘ retirement policy. It states: One chap has taken pen in ‘*A program to phase out older hand to CAMRA (Campaign for ; personnel by the.end of the cur- Real Ale) in Ottawa. He has also . rent year, via retirement, will be written to Bill Vander Zaim and © placed into effect immediately. It Mary Collins, which will not do :will be inown as RAPE (Retire j i him much good. The Slam may but -spies tell me that Collins (Mary, not, Doug) never touches suds. In writing to her he has wasted his time. But I digress. Five of these micro-breweries shut their doors in 1986, and my. letter-writer believes it was because they were the province and not by the feds. / So it was impossible for them to- compete with the big boys, he: . declares. “Much as I would love to run’ down the road bearing placards denouncing the sinister big-time ‘[ breweries, I have to put in a word ( for them. They have done /} nothing to harm.the small ones. Carling’s, in. particular, / did everything it could to help the Horseshoe Bay operation. So says Troller owner David Patrick, and he should know. Tax breaks are a different mat- ter. If this province can afford to pay. a fortune for a film on the Coquihalla Highway, it/can ex- tract a bit less from.a small brewery. Not that it ever would, of course. If our rulers did that sort of thing they wouldn't be Mayors await details From page 5 details to react properly to the idea yet,’’ he said. ! **My own personal feeling is that the plan should be tried in one of the more outlying areas and see how ,it works. Pick the furthest away and work towards setting it up and solving the problems before moving on to the next region.’’ Said North Vancouver District Mayor Marilyn Baker: ‘‘The reac- tion is cautious. We're looking for WISHES TO - Aged Personnel Early). | down a’ Heineker occasionally, . never given a tax break; not by ! _at the downtown Hyatt Regency The relocation of his general practice of Dentistry beginning October 15/87 Monday to Saturday #114-3711 Delbrook Ave. (Delbrook Plaza) North Vancouver ‘‘Employees who are RAPED will be given the opportunity to work other jobs within the j system, in which case they can ‘request a review of their employment records before actu- ‘al retirement takes place. 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