24 — Sunday, August 1, 1993 —- North Shore News

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annoying the neighbors G

The Los Angeles Times reported
in June that Billy Davis has upset
his neighbors with excessive secu-
rity precautions for his modest
home in a middle-class neighbor-
hood in Los Angeles County. To
protect himself and his wife Fyrn,
Davis had outfitted the unpreten-
tious house with barred windows,
video. monitors, infrared. alarms,
razor wire, 26: outdoor 500-watt
lights that flood into neighbors’
homes.at night, various hair-trig-
ger alarm bells and sirens, and-a
‘Doberman. Local police say the
Davises stay up all night because
of fear of intruders and ‘call police
for help. as much as 60 times a
month,

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Average increase in the bounce of
a golf ball that has been passed
through an electron beam acceler-
ator: 5%.

‘In Grants Pass, Oregon, Michael

_ Kennedy recently tried to shoot a~

beer can off Anthony Roberts’
head with a bow and arrow in
what Roberts later described as an
initiation rite for Mountain Men
Anonymous, Kennedy missed, and
the arrow went though Roberts’
tight eye, penetrated eight inches
. (20.3 cm) of brain, and came

YoU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
THE DAY THAD AT WORK!

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within . a mjiillimetre of severing
major blood vessels that would
have caused instant death. Roberts
never lost consciousness, was later
fitted with a glass eye, and suf-

fered no loss of brain function.

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British Columbia has two per cent
of the world’s fresh water runoff.
The annual runoff is 655 million
acre feet. To figure out how much
that is in imperial gallons,
multiply by 271,322.

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Cody Judy, 27, charged by police
with holding a Mormon Church
official hostage recently in Salt
Lake City, told reporters to expect
that God would send earthquakes,
eruptions and pestilence in retalia-
tion for his. arrest, and that law
enforcement officials would expe-
rience ‘‘baldness to your heads
and & curse on your private
parts."”

The New Yorker magazine
reported in April that artist Mancy
Rubins’ work, appearing at: the
Kasmin Gallery on Grand Street,
New York City, consisted of a
room nearly. filled with ‘‘old mat-
tresses. dotted with mounds of
partially mashed Entenmann’s
cakes and suspended a few ‘in-
ches off the floor.’? No other in-
formation about the exhibit was
piven.

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
THE DAY I HAD AT WORK!

SNAFU by Bruce Beattie.

Jean ’ “Ltold you we shouldn’ t have put anything»
in the King’s suggestion box!"

aim access to

deepest resources

MORE “DESTINY’’ can be
created from the pattern of
one marital experience than
from any other single factor
in human development.

HEAVENS ABOVE

All essential elements are in-
volved: sexual exchange, child-
rearing, economic challenges,
relationship entanglements, etc. —
making a composite of complex”
emotional reaction patterns.

Regardless of how close or’
bound we may feel to our part-
ners, however, we’d best not get
away from the consciousness of ‘‘I
‘am.”’

To try to effect this inner ;
cleavage is to ensure, to a degree,
the wreckage of integrity, the
undermining of self-confidence
and depletion of ability-
expressions.

The “I am” of Mars-Aries best
be of honest self-awareness, in-
tegrity and emotional health. ~~

Until this springboard is made
the basis of our “leap into life,”’
we risk foundering in swamps of
indecision, falsity, and various
tragic complications.

Pluto, “direct” as of 11:24 a.m,
on Aug. 2 at 22° Scorpio, as
“ruler”? of our intense desire ca-
pacity, is released via Mars either
as an agency of destruction, .

domination, greed, crime, perver-: _

sion and disease, or as an expres-.°
sion of courage, self-reliance,

constructive activity and work, the!” :

ardency of true love impulse, the
health of rewarding sexual. .
mutuality, and the luminous spark
by which life is expressed with
warmth and light, joy and pto-
gress, :

When your life seems to reach aw
point of stagnation and,.through a :
feeling of inertia or depietion, you.

feel unaware of new directions
and new paths of growth, but you
want to continue “progressively,”
look to-your horoscope and con-
sider the Scorpio cusp to alert
yourself to your resources.

Then Jook to the ‘‘house’’ car-
rying Aries and the Mais potential
and see how you can say “‘I am’’
in bigger and better terms than
ever before.

To be continued.

Next week: this process on the
inner planes.

ALL SIGNS

‘L have learned from over 30
years of study, synthesis and tife
experiences that it is all about not
being constipated (on any level).

Physiologically, Scorpio (Pluto)
represents all excretory functions

- — the release of materials, in fluid

states, which for health must be
‘Yet out’? so that the body’s
regenerative and transmutative
processes may be carried on.
Suffering is clearly due entirely
,to clinging or resisting; it is a sign

. “rease and prosper.

: Capricorn,

of unwillingness to move cn, to
freely flow with life.

So, go with the flow with full
awareness that you are the flow.

Aug. 1-7, 1993

ARIES (March 21-April 20)

Sunday, Aries, deul with your
emotions, Moré positive, Monday. Tuesday,
clean up the past. Your mood, Wednesday,
critical. Thursday, easy. Quite restless, Fri- |
day, Find something to do, An affectionate,
generous approach is best, Saturday, - - ‘

TAURUS (April 24-May 21).

Emotions are given of wide range of
expression, carly week, Taurus. Peopie.
make demands, Tuesday, Wednesday, ideal
for discussions. Your: mood, ‘Thursday, .ex-
troverted. A possible quarrel, Friday. Spend
time with those near and dear, Saturday.’

a GEMINI (May 22-duve 28 :
Early week, ony matters “ine
ucational. pur- ©
suits favored, Financial. manoeuvres,” Wed:
nesday and Thursday. -Friday,: don't take
problems out on family | members. Saturday,
get moving.

& CANCER (June 22-July 23)

Venus (charm and‘ beauty).
Cancer far the next several weeks, Romance
likely, “Be reassuring, | Wednesday, :. and
declare your love. Travel favors: Thursday.
“You may say something you don't: really
mean, Friday. Saturday could . be “Jucky""
for you. : : an

LEO (Qouly 24-Aug. 23) .
‘ You are enlivened, Sunday, Leo.
Early week, love and romance. Don't: ask,
{oo many questions, Wednesday. ' Take. a
co-worker to lunch, Thursday. Make™
friend. Friday, avoid financial discussions.
A weekend ata’ Cosy resort would be ‘ood
for you. © _ . ae

‘VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23).
, Your : ambitions : supported, .
week, Virgo.. Also, some wonderful eat
Wednesday, : secrets come :to light. - Plut
now “direct.’? You get cooperation, Thurs-
day. Choose to kiss and make up,’ Frida:
Saturday, create some quality quiet, time. .

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XS appa (Sept. 24-004. 23)"

-- » Sunday, Libra, a” career boost
Spend extra time with friends, early! wee!
Finances.’ improve , over. next’. few : weeks,
Health requires attention, Thursday, Friday,:
avoid unnecessary conflict.. Others ‘are: at-

tracted to you, Saturday. Circulate,

“SCORPIO (Qct. 24-Nov. 22)

~ Venus in Cancer, adds oe eee
timism for several weeks, Scorpio. Nev, ee ey
cle.’ Your. observations, -We

Tell someone. bow deeply you: car Thurs.

day. Have. a‘ quict. Friday: evening. .Yor
-¢reate more positive: inipressions Saturday
Be enjoyed.

Fi SacrrTARIUS

: “Up and ‘runuing,’
' are”. curtous, ;, Wednesday. Do
“. family interests need more‘ attention,; Tin
day. Avoid hasty action,“ Friday. Could. ead -
to trouble.. Everyone has something for, you
to do, Saturday. ‘What do you want}

| CAPRICORN (Die, 228
‘sonal US: Cts ‘rol

A personal Br Ive Leon tem. Weal
-nesday, listen to. good advice. You: need
more variety, Thorsday. Friday,” be: more
flexible in your attitude. Break ‘the: usual
routine, Saturday. Be loved. - : :

ANS

VV Wa AQUARIUS (Jan. 2-Feb. 19)

The . spotlight, carly « week,
Aquarius, is on your closest reationstip..:
Consider a change of pace, Weduesd ’
Thursday, follow. your hunches wher
nances are concerned. A few mity
noyances, Friday. Saturday, get away
friends who have similar plans.

€ PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)

Something good happens, Sureday
Pisces, Informative dreams, Monday, Tues
day, say what's on your mind. Mare in
touch with innate. spirituatity, mid-week:

minor spat, Friday. Wear bright colors
Saturday. Treat yourself kindly. — ee

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