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CHINESE INVENTOR Pu.

Danming recently claimed he
had soid 50,000 of the “healthy
cigarettes” that he introduced
in Beijing.

‘ The product is a cigarillo-
sized tube contaiaing Chinese
herbs plus a small battery and
microchip and a dozen other
components, but no tobacco.

The cigarette is not lighted;
rather, when the “smoker”
takes a puff, a light flashes on
the end to. imitate a burning
ash,

- Also, the cigarette plays a
patriotic song when puffed on,
‘and, said Pu, “The'mixture (of
herbs} is also good against can-
cer.”

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“county controller

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‘commissioners’ meeting about
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other, business on a typewriter
because. her computer was old
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to’ work for two years.

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‘letters. would go’ out

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any electrical outlet and that
when the plug was inserted
and the computer was tumed
on, it worked fine.

Nudity in the news in
February: Richmond, Texas,
police charged two teen-agers
with aggrivated robbery; as a
ruse to keep from being identi-
fied, they had removed their
clothes and walked around the
neighborhood pretending to be
carjacking victims who had
been robbed and stripped.

And ‘Virginia legislator
Robert E. Nelms was arrested
for indecent exposure in a

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Richtond park: he explained
only that “the cushing river had
its effect on my bladder.”

And 40 people attended the
first Christian Nudist
Conference in Longwood,
North Carolina, where both
robed and unrobed ministers
distributed communion, and
naked karaoke was the fea-
tured distraction.

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after carrying a running video

Recent uses of video cam-
eras for surreptitious taping by
alleged perverts:

According to a lawsuit filed
by a 20-year-old woman, a
Nevada optometrist set up one
in his ladies’ room (for “‘securi-
ty” purposes, he said in
October);

Mineola, N.Y., landlord
Mark Pearlman was accused in
February of having a video
camera behind a see-through
mirror in a female tenant's
bedroom (to enforce his no-

camera in a gym bag through .
an Oakland men’s shower
room. (Police detennined that
Baltazar committed no crime
except eavesdropping via the
audio portion of the tape.)

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