lett obores’ from a’ NEWS ViEWPOINT lave fun “appy New Year! _ Fresh possibilities abound. «While we are fast with pledges, it is timely. to consider that many - of us ‘are speeding. up. the pace of life, although most of us’ ‘do. not consider cur- If you feel trapped i ina . daily routine, if at the end of the day you often feel that you ‘have. not accomplished. what you set out to hanging from ¢: do, if you feel that you just don’t have time for fun anymore, you are not alone. | The most recent Statistics Canada fig-_ ures show Canadians to consider them- selves a stressed bunch. - fears ” teresa The tools with which | we surround our- selves are sold to us as’ means of saving time and effort... " The implication is that by doing 50, we. are free to pursue the pleasures: of life. < Yet most of us are faced with increased expectations of output: we Works faster to do more.: | my Take the time to play 1 more in 1994, It’s: good for your health. : to be responsible once they get in- tion is theft.” : ; arian pa “Howe. “Sound. ‘Liber.’ Jhost | of. colorful - "abounded i in 1993.:°. - “The following are some. of the most memorableof the year as. they ‘appeared in-the pages. of.the’. North Shore News. characters Doug Palser- of Coquitlam, to the ‘News Inquiring Reporter question: pedophiles?” - | ee “We should Join. race.”’ West” Vancouver Districi Coun, Don‘ Griffiths, opposing the .per- - sistent lobby. in West: Vancouver: .- to continue. the practice of “out-' . door burning i in the municipality. “Should newspapers . publish the names of convicted : o of its budget. the human, - to government.”” 4 West’ legislation that would require the provincial government | to, balasice “It’s been five ane We cauld have built the.Great' Wall . of China in that fime.”” , North Shore Public Golf Course. - : Society vice-president ; Don Davis, on the time invested in. studying roblem wih convicted is’ that they, aren’ Publisher,..000. 4.5 Peter Speck ‘Managing Bditor’ Timothy Renshaw Associate Editor... .....Noel Wright” | Sates & Marketing Director. . Linda Stewart - Compteolier . : Doug Foot North Shore Nows, founded in 1969 as:an independent suburban newspaper and qualified junder Schedule 111, Paragraph Ill of the Excise © ‘Tax Act, is Published each Wednesday, Friday and Sunday by North Shore: Free Press Ltd. ‘and -distributed to every door on the North Shore. Canada Post Canadian Publications Mail Sales ‘Product Agreement No. 0087238. Mailing rates . ‘available on request. Submissions are welcome but we ‘Cannot accept responsibility tor ursolicited {material including manuscripts and pictures which : should be accompanied by a stamped, ada. essed | envelope. ii" “Newsroom v7M 2H4 “Politicians cannot be Display Advertising _ the Northland’s ‘golf course. pro- relied upon * Jeet in North’ Vancouver District: Classified Advertising 986-6222»: Fax "North Shore managed MEMBER ° : RUNDAN» WLOMERDAY + FRIDAY 1139 Lonsdale Avenue, North Vancouver, BC. _ 64,582 (average citdulation, Wednesday. Friday & ‘Sunday) Entire contents © 1994 North Shore Free Press Ltd. “AM Fights reserved. TH E RUSSIAN LUNATIC. introduced. to you ‘in this space two weeks ago (“‘Coutd. Russia spawn its own Adolf > Hitler?’’' Bee, 19) ts ringing. g pean capitals.” No doubt in the Pentagon 10, even if thus far still muffled. There are sound reasons why: 47-year-old Viadlmnir 4 birinovsky. the anti-semitic fascist heading‘ the ultra-nationalist Liberal Dem- ocrats in Russia’s new parliantent, _is bad news for.a world that thought it had at least suid good-. bye ta the Cold War, nt elections Zhirinovsky's gly named party became the major opposition to President Boris Yeltsia’s reformers in the « “ Duma (ower house) where no. | ‘party has an absolute majori : - As previously reported, ” ’ Zhirinovsky promises —~ when he - comes to power, which he’s confi- -: o | dent is inevitable —to rule.as a! dictator, cancel all debts run up” by the former Soviet Union, cut” off all foreign aid except to Serbia 2 and Iraq, and end crime and cor: . ruption with harsh punishment for offenders. eo But meanwhile, further i items on his wacky agenda’ for.a feboriy, “Greater Russia” have’ emerged. He wants back the Baltic states and a lump of Poland. He'll de- mand the return of Alaska ‘to the Russian’ motherland.;He's os prepared to nuke any countries: *: that try to mess with Russia: And ” he boasts that Moscow has‘a. 4» secret super-weapon (‘“Elipton” , more powerful than nuclear weapons and ‘‘capable of : destroying the West.’?, All this might be dismissed as rn harmiess ravings by'a political nut | who, i in an earlier election, came 5; farm betis’ in’ a lotaf Euro- os “elected parilaraent: So far, $0 good for democrat Yeltsin = _ always provided he can continue to rely in an emergency on-th loyalty of the army...” That i in ‘itself. could be open to y question. It’s significant that ’ “| Zhirinovsky has been energetically “wooing, the military establishment “by vowing not only to restore the | ‘former glory'of Czarist Russia but: . also provide apartments | forall . homeless officers,” “In any case, however, Yeltsin ‘ __ fevho i is reported also. to‘have sonie health problems) must himse! face the voters again within two’ years ina presidential election: His main challenger is expected alntost certainly to be'Zhirinovsky,-wko’ same unless living | conditions for th _ average, Russian vastly i improve by: hv edged weapon. “Yeltsin i insist its: much stronger powers forth 7 president: to prevent the reform “program from being torpeiloed b ik ‘his parliamentary opponents. : Vancouver- Garibaldi "f MLA. Pavid Mitchell, calling for’: VLADIMIR : ZHIRINOVSKY — would-be dictator. aignod unsuccessfully, ona. en ST promise of chean vodka — were _Zhirinovksy’s strong lection’. » showing directly reflected public: disiilusionment with Yeltsin’s .. ecomonic reforms. To date, ‘for the ‘ . ‘Majority of Russians, t the drive to establish a market economy has produced only hardship, financial : loss, and soaring corruption and crime. if the reformers.can’t quickly improve matters, -Zhirinovsky‘s Liberal Democrats _ could sweep the polls next time. eats Unit Russian histosy i in the mid-nineties finally unfolds; it’s still too early. for the Pentagon to mothball its, nukes. ; Sree job training package, in. - duding Computer and English fo: : the Workplace,' register at the tre; "985-2214. .w-Velunteers : ar * vetill needed for the Kinsmen’ s spare an "hour or two, hie : phone 738-9171 ... Formal Liberal * leader Gordon Wilson should get _a big hug from Judi today, Jan.'2, his 45th birthday ...' And man happy returns of tomorrow,’ Jan 3, to longtime former Province: columnist Himie Koshevoy. * It could also be the last time for _ Russia’s fragile democracy. -: ES, - & réferendum at December’s ©. ” elections adopted | the new Russian Constitution. It gives | the president: :