Dear Mr. Fizz:

My uncle is a likable
drunkard, but he recently
got caught twisting heads
off parking meters. I am
deeply ashamed and I am
also grieving the loss of a
consistent supply of quar-
ters for the laundry.

Fizz: Nothing will last

long in this world, not a
thing. Don’t get attached
and get on with giving up
the other stuff the world has
loaned you. But first, take a
refreshing ride on a Banana
Boat: 1% oz. tequila, 4 oz.
banana liqueur, | oz. lime
juice. Blend with 2 uz.
crushed ice until smooth
and pour into a tall glass.
Dear Mr. Fizz:
Cupid’s arrows have trans-
formed me into one of the
most sought after men on
campus. I’m tired.

Fizz: Be here, now man.
Strike while the arrows are
sharp and plentiful. Enhance
yourself with a Hairy
Navel: 1% oz. vodka, 1 02.
peach schnapps and orange
Juice.

Fill a glass with ice cubes,
add the ingredients and stir
well.

Dear Mr. Fizz:

My brother recently acted
on an urge to quit the big
city and read up country.
The trouble is his isolated
farmhouse is regularly
beset by swarms of flesh-
eating zombies.

Fizz: Your brother is like
a man with one foot on
either shore of a river bank,
straddling a river. The river
is widening, making his
stance unstable. He must cat
or be eaten. Either way an
Admiral is in order: 1 oz.
bourbon, 1% 02. dry ver-
mouth, and the juice of half
a lemon.

Shake well with cracked
ice and strain it into cocktail
glass.

Dear Mr. Fizz
Should trade with China
be interrupted?

Fizz: No. Must have toys
now and a Third Degree to
rinse away the sour taste of
making nice with an oppres-
sive regime: 14 oz. gin, %
oz. dry vermouth and 1 tsp.
anise

ir it well with ice and
strain into a cocktail glass.

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