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THE Washington Past recent:
ly reported that official statis-
“tics apparently -show ‘that,

“about 5%. of women in the.

‘U.S. Army’ are’ pregnant at
* “any given time, and that chat
number held up among.
women stationed. in the
” Persian Guif during the war
:-and stationed in Bosnia over
_.. the last. year.’ :

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The ‘LosAn, ches Time
recently’ profiled . California
chiropractor and state assem-

‘blyman Martin Gallegos; who .

said he cheerfully offers free
chiropractic. adjustments: to

slow down comrauter traffic.
And in
Pennsylvania highway road
crew inexplicably repaved
state road 895 directly over a
dead deer near the town of
Andreas.

Sterling Heighis,
Michigan — Police here said
in August that a 24-year-old
man needed 16 stitches after
accidentally shooting himself
in the penis while asleep in
bed.

And in Cincinnati . last
month, Carelyn Hutchinson,
35, was shot in the ieg in a
restroom when her gun fell
out of her underpants and
discharged when hitting the

floor. She said she had for-
‘otcen that the gun was in
er knickers,
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According to law. student
Michael Ravynitsky,. who

' began requesting FBI files on

-famous dead. people in' 1991,
‘the burcau kept files on Clark
«Gable; Babe Ruth, ‘Norman

Rockwell, Wyatt “Earp, the.

deaf and’ blind: Helen: Keller
“(118 pages’ -~. of which 74
“are still ‘proteceed 28 years
after. her dezth). and’ enter-~.

August, a-

Al Rubin and his son Steven
were sentence! to prison for
arranging th: swastika-paint-
ing and vandshzing of buses
ata Jewish scicol in order to
get business tor their repair
shop.
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Newark, New Jersey —
Eastern Air Lines baggage

oneness I

handler James Henry Lisk
was accused in a theft of
$650,000 from an airliner
but drew sympathy by claim-

ing that an accident just.

before his arraignment left
him mute and unable to care
for himself.

Local prosecutors wanted
to drop the case out of com-
passion, but the FBI persist-

lar in the U.S.

ed, In April of this year, a jury
rejected Lisk’s hoax and con-
victed him, rendering useless
the nine electroshock treat-
ments: he had voluntarily
endured to further his ruse.

Phillip W. Cappella, 34,
has been sentenced to two

years’ probation for tax fraud ..
in Boston. After winning the
Massachusetts. Megabucks
lottery, Cappella attempted
to evade income tax on the
first of his $135,000 annual
payments by falsely claiming
gambling losses of $65,000
to offset much of the income. '

When faced with an IRS
audit, Cappella paid a lottery-
ticket collector $500 to rent: ..
him a pickup-truckload of
260,000 old, losing tickets -
that he tried to pass off as his
own.

his’ legislative colleagues and ° “tainer-Arthur Godfrey, whose
staff members in his office.” divorce. Ravnitsky “said” was
intriguing:-to ‘the bureau:
““Mrs;-Godfrey was ver
.. quiet, : shy’ and reserved,
‘wrote an agent, : “whereas” |"
wie. *, (Godfrey) had been an extro~ .,.
8 “worshipers, vert.” 2
g divine protection‘on | ..
trolopically unlucky day,
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- SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 22, 199
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~ Nictims *complained “that

they were beaten, suffocared,

mummified. in duct tape,

ae forced to’ inhale: drugs,
about two cents per visit, thet forcibly: given’ aicchol ene-

va ; ity cen- mas, suspended on a rack f / A oer ren
ee re 9 a day, and burned ahd scarred = fn ay ATH ANNUAL

ene haa LIONS GATE HOSPITAL

| Said an attendant, “This .
place is kind of tike a bar”. ” One victim said Payte told
pointing to‘an adjacent room him, “I ‘can’t believe I’m
with‘a video/karaoke player. doing thisto you.” Ys
; ee eee eo ees. Payte resigned from the
“. “company. shortly before he
was identified.’ 8”
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their. own’ profe
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speed buniip.on a street wher
‘residents
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government abou

Jason ‘Harte has” pleaded. m
guilty. to. ‘smashing glass |. we :
doors’ in:.a" New. York : City. |- wee
building with a slingshot.
Harte, :a principal in the
dam Glass:Co. of Yonkers, -
is: suspected by police’ of
breaking hundreds: of other
‘windows in“order. to ‘solicit
business. 4, ,
“0 And in August in Miami,

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