Deana Lancaster News Reporter To be perfectly honest, I have occasionally wondered why it is that once vou think you’re going to throw up, you do. The poop on You don’t seem to have any choice in the matter. And what is the deal with bruises? And pimples (my own longtime archenemies)? However, I hadn’t pondered the ques- tion of how many adults admit to picking their nose (and even less to how many have the intestinal fortitude to cat what they’ve retrieved); nor wondered what controls the vone and volutae of gas pass- ing; or whether pee was cleaner than spit. But I found the answers to all these pressing questions and many, many more at Grossology, The Impolite Science of the Human Body, at Science World. Based on the best-selling book Grossalagy, written by teacher, writer, cur- ticulum designer and microbiologist Sylvia Branzei, the latest exhibit at Science World is funny, educational, informative — and absoiutely, completely disgusting. My nephews, aged 6 and 10, loved tt. They didn’t want to leave. uring Spring Break (March 18 to 26), Science World is going full-on foul with a Gross-Out Festival. 2ranzei_ will be on hand to perform on centre stage, answer questions and sign copies of her books. Visitors can also join in craft-mak- ing and create their very own fSke snot, edible poop and beautiful barf bags. For more information call 443-7442, or visit the Science World Web site: www.science- world.bc.ca. 290 Got a pre-teen or teenager itching 10 learn log manoeuvring, creek crossing and hill climbing — all from the seat of their mountain bike? The Outdoor Pursuits ——=PARENTING & aa pring Break photo supplied THE Nose Plurnber, who teaches kids about runny moses and snot, poses for a photo with Sylvia Branzei, the author of Grossology. Centre is offering Spring Break Mountain Biking Camps, Levels 1 and 2 for 10 to 16 year olds. For information, call the OPC at 983-6324, or to register, call 987- PLAY (7529). 9090 {f you're hoping for a couple of free hours during Spring Break you can drop the kids off at the North Vancouver Museum and have them entertained, court jester style. The museum is present- ing “Jest” for Fun, a Spring Break pro- gram for children aged 6 to 9, which will recreate merry old days through toys and games, Children will learn the tricks of the clowning trade and ancient history behind some or your old favourites. The program runs March 22 to 24 from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. Register early as space is lirnited. Call 987-5618 for more information. ‘ot GE Heading into the hills for Spring Break? Whistler/Blackcomb has plenty going on for the whole family. Kids aged 5 to 12 can enjoy Kids’ Night Out, an after skiing program fcaturing games, activities and a kids’ dinner. Blackcomb has also introduced Night Moves, skiing, boarding and more under the Magic Chair. This year, Whistler/Blackcomb have also introduced toboganning and tubing; and finally, if you want to learn how to ski, the resort has introduced Magic tracks — a new beginner’s skiing program. Yor more information, call toll- free 1-800-766-0449, or check out the Web site at . tit. Seymour United Church. Info: Kelly at 708-9264. Author David Slater will talk about his book Cheese Louise and about writing. Friday, March 24, 2:30 p.m., North Van City Library. For Grades 1-3. Pre-register: 980-4424. The Hobbit: A complete sto- rytelling from J.R.R. Tolkiens’ classic Tuesdays to June 6. Pre-story activities at 6 p.m., storytelling from 6:30-7:20 p.m. larkgate Library. Ages 7+. Free admis- sion. Info: 924-2047. scocomilr@nsnews.com From previous page Bonnie Gosse: For 9-year- olds and up at the Nerth Van City Library. Thursday, March 23 at 2 p.m. Pre-register: 980-4424. Youth Choir, Spring Session: For ages 6-12. Singing, music games and special songs to sing in church once a month. 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