| ! ; i 1 t { i j \ { } fie. — Lyle Neff, L of flexibility, Doug Collins ® gel this straight EXPO HAS gone, but the meledy lingers on. Thanks to your faithful servant, though, some choice Expo quotes are recorded herewith. You can pay me later. But he doesn’t look like u whale, — Plaintive cry from small boy on seeing the Prince of Wales in the Canada Pavilion. Cun we go now? — Diana, Princess of Wales, after they had shaken a million hands. What day is this, Monday? — An exhausted Jimmy Pattison to reporters, soon after the Royal opening of the fair. Charles Can’t Stop Her Flir- ting! — Headline in British tabloid after Diana smiled and chatted with rock singer. Diana wore a frozen smile and is anorexic and shows no interest in what she is shown, ~ Com- ment in the Toronto Sun. He was really funny, but 1 doubt if he was excited to meet 16-year-old punker who sported eye make-up, y spiky hair, silver-colored crosses drooping from one ear, and a rag- ged’ sleeveless T-shirt; after meeting the Prince. It’s entirely due to the extreme- ly advantageous conditions that pertain in B.C. — fertile, and alt that — which have ensured she’s jabout to have sextuplets. — Charles, cracking a joke after his wife had a little fainting fit, and discovering that we rubes never p laugh at such things. Relaxed Pair Hit In Prince George. — Confusing newspaper Vancouver Sun headline on the ‘royal visit to that city. Prince George is grey, grimy and full of lumberjacks. — State- ment in Brit tabloid. I don't have anything against | the monarchy, it keeps the un- washed amused. — Smart-ass Allan Fotheringham, trying to get his name in the papers again. Successfully. I want nothing to do with Expo. — Grumpy Chief Richard George of the Burrard tribe. We find that as a money- making activity...and on grounds Expo performs poorly. — Academics of the left- wing B.C. Economic Policy In- stitute singing their sad socialist Jem of SINDEE BOLTON, of West Van- couver, was one of seven young girls to win second prize in the na- tional Jem Audition contest. Bolton, with six others, entered the contest last spring by calling a toll free line and singing the Jem Theme song. song. Fair Gets A Failing Grude. — Headline over the above. Expo should be boycotted. — Dumb Ed, the NDP leader, mak- ing a long-winded statement to that effect. I think it looks great, and | didn’t mean it should be boycot- ted, — Ed eating his words after being instructed in the B.C. facts of life by Bob Skelly. I don’t know what they're talk- ing about. There’s no such thing as Gulag. — Boris Artemov, Rus- sian engineer at the USSR Pavilion; doing his best for the Soviet image. There have been miracles on our doorstep. People have left their wheelchairs and walked. — Rod Cameron of the Expo staff; on those who pretended to be han- dicapped in order to jump the queues. Manitoba's participation, with the compliments of Alberta, — Sign in the Alberta pavilion over a Canadian Encyclopedia opened to the section on Manitoba, the nit- witted socialist government of which province refused to join in the fun. Bare-breasted maidens don’t belong ina family fair, ~ Expo official’s comment on the banning of a sailing ship figurehead that was to have been put up in Avia- tion Plaza. , Expo Seen As Ideal For Ter- rorists, — Headline in the Van- couver Sun, There was no severance pay. Mr. Bartlett's contract was merely paid out to its conclusion. — Social Services Minister Claude Richmond; on fired Expo Presi- dent Michael Bartlett's getting $220,000 for nothing. Whatever the government says is right. 1 don’t remember the details and I don't want to, — Mr. Bartlett on how much = non- severance pay he was getting. Expo has to die und Premier Bennett must do the kiiling, — Sun columnist Denny Boyd; in 1984, Local girl sings a song The girls’ audition was recorded and entered in the nation-wide contest. Jem is a fashion doll, and star of an animated television — series, which airs Saturday mornings. The girls win an MTV concert jacket each for their second place honors. WITH A FACIAL AND A PEEL Nate $37.00 (coupon available for this offer redeemable within next 3 months - get ready for the holiday season) 9 - Wednesday, October 15, 1986 ~ North Shore News LEARN TO ESCAPE on’'t fool with fire EVERYONE should be aware of fire prevention safety tips that can be practised in the home. The Fire Prevention Canada Association says to ensure your home is as safe as possible you should take an hour out to orga- nize a fire drill for the family. The association recommends you know of at least two possible exits from your home. Ancviier important tip is to en- sure your home has at least one smoke detector. If a fire does break out, the association recommends you call your fire department inimediately, and give the address of your home. If you live in an apartment building don’t assume someone else has called the fire department. Leave your home right away and meet others in the home at a pre- arranged spot outside. Never go back into the home to retrieve valuables. If you cannot leave, remain calm. You will be directed to safe- ty by rescue personnel. If you are caught in smoke, keep low to the floor where the air is clearest. Take short breaths (through your nose) umtil you teach safety. Fee) the door before you open it. If it is hot or if you see smoke seeping into the room do not open local fire department. In West Vancouver call 922- 9311, in North Vancouver City call 980-5021 and in North Vancouver District call 980-7574, the door. A dangerous fire condi- tion probably exists on the other side. 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