6 - Friday, January 3, 1986 - North Shore News Who decides? nti-abortionists George Carruthers and Michrel- Whelton recently lost. their . appeal to file a suit against Lions Gate _ Hospital over. its abortion policies. The. two. ‘former hospital board members ‘and life: ‘members of the North and West ‘Vancouver. ‘Hospital Society, launched their “original . suit-in 1982, disputing the hospital beard’s, definition of health. ; ‘Yn “their: interpretation,. Carruthers and_ * Whelcon say health means the absence of - disease;. and ‘Pregnancy,’ they maintain, is not ‘a disease.” But the tvvo. have. failed to address the fatal side ‘effects of an unwanted pregnancy. Backstreet butchering is:not a myth, it is a y. As. lateas 1968, when abortion was - Still illegal: in Canada, women . were being into the emergency wards : of exceptions: has become preg- or if an unborn, child ‘got ‘pregnant “due: to Me gle mother of-four cannot OFEC OIL PRICE SAVINGS ; It’s s time to; be riasty again, ‘and today’ Professor ~ Collins is going to: be nasty about the high stan- “dard of illiteracy i in the media. For although the kids now go to school until they’ re almost ready to. draw pensions; they still can’t ‘master elemen-‘ Display. Advertisirig Noel Wiight | anaging, Editor. vancy Weatherley Advertising: Director” inda’ Stewart: North ‘Shore News, tounded in 1969 as an independent suburban ; -. Mewspaper and qualified under Schedule II, Part JIt, Paragraph It! of * the Excise’ Tax Act,.is published each Wednesday, Friday and Sunday. , - by North Shore Free Press Ltd. and clistributed toevery door onthe North - Shore. Second Class Mail Registration Number 3885, Entire contents ©1986 North Shore Free Press Ltd. All rights reserved. ubsériptions | Norn and West Vancouver, $25. per year Mailing tates for ‘unsolicited tmateriat including manuscripts and DIChureS v a’ stamped, addressed ¢ envel 56, 245 5 (average. Wednesday ‘Friday & Synday), earn ‘their Te pape 980-0511 Classified Advertising 986-6222:-" . tary English. , “Let me stress that Vr mnot talking about ‘bricklayers or bus drivers — _[. who may not need to know: about the mysteries of him “and her,... who- and whom, it’s and. living: “with language ‘and. don’t even know *By comparison, : Skytrain looks good com- ‘pared to © Mugger Mover.” Lf; at the ageof.11, Thad . .. written a sentence like that, . the (Chicago) Old: Daddy. Parsons. would “have made me stay behind : after school, . first. comparison is redun- dant and Skytrain should be -. Not 10..~ compared. with, (It’s OK to compare one’s love to a summer's day,:as Shakespeare did, but only if you saying she’s like a sutn- engineers, -°' “ds. Lr n talking ~ i piece on trailers, the word - came out four’ times~as°. «trailors, which,,.means you. ‘they should. write . media are; not media és. This sentence in the Mor-: ning Wimp of December 29 _ will give you an idea of how - - bad things are: because the - “mer *s day.) “In the Vancouver Sun we see ‘the amazing. headline: ‘:**Sunken:. Galleon .. Yields “Gold Horde."’ Oh well, let’s + hope they all survived. In a North Shore: News can’t’ blame the.. print " gremlins. Someone couldn't : ‘spell. Unsurprisingly, Van- couver ‘Community College has the ‘same ‘difficulty. It'. ‘placed’ an advertisement telling us -- twice -- that if, ~ we.were bilingual.we couid’ earn “extra” ‘‘interpretors” ‘A: Canada‘ Post ‘ad "pro. _ vided the news that the days are long gone when the mail was comprised ‘of only a . few regular services. The ‘days .are'long gone, : too, when ‘overpaid -post office “public ~ , ween comprise arid consist. The marrying ‘of subjects " Dear Editor: : Thank: goodness for: Mr. Clancey’s.. sympathetic. and “scholarly summary ‘of the history of the ‘‘white man” ‘and the Indian in Canada (or A perhaps © N.... America”. a8. a J whole). ‘outsmarted®: acquired. from: reading’ other ‘material on this subject... “Yes, of course. the: Indian. -the’- French, .. ~ British; - Russians," Spanish, a money as. - same” way,’ - . stantly that something is: relations people’ oknew the’ difference-’ bet-"- ‘It has» cleared up: Many misconceptions I have: ched the globe... . frey. Melyneax. doubles. as book ma’ The. Wimp, for’ God's sake,. wrote that ‘Mulroney i is lik : into reverse when it hits an‘ object. (So’ ‘does Geoff; it: ; seems.) In. Maclean's, we: read that Eaton’s is one of.- those chains.that Aas suce cessfully adapted. Many who masquerade «., as wordsmiths ‘and therefore cheat the customer have never. learn-: ed when to‘double a: final consonant and when not to. Thus,- again in Maclean’ Sy we ‘read that. someone’ is targetting Khadafy. Inthe ‘we. read con- benefitting someone, just as ° if the someone’ is being fit- ted for a new suit. You -would. think. that - ‘ word-wielders: would’ know. that neither goes with‘ nor, ; and either, with or.:But!my~ ‘hate file tells me. otherwise. .And.| have even seen: which . ., used: with people. People Portuguese: and whoever elge when they came here, - even though he was‘almost wiped ‘out by some of the delightful ‘discases they imported; and so’ he has ’.already received more than he deserves..." “His: ‘persistent, attempts at maintaining his identity and culture. in the face: of - the totally - peaceful,” unac- quisitive . and ecologically sensitive ‘culture. brought. by the: White thant! are“indeed -Bad . English:zean cost, : Ask the English nurse who ° wrote.. to’, her \ employer, . stating: “1 have come to the opinion t that Mrs. Pepperel. is out to make my life hell, - so I give in-my. notice.” The comma and the miss- ¢ ing that after so caused the boss. to think - she / was resigning. What she meant was that: Pepperel was try- ing to push-her into resign- ing, but the employer ace gepted the. ‘‘résignation”’ ‘and was backed. by the labor board. In Professor Collins's perfect world, all: applicants for media ‘jobs would have to take a test in elementary English. Those who failed would be: sent to see Old Daddy Parsons. an outrage to the. impover- ished . Canadian. ject of universal pity. ‘! Whatever else he may be, Mr. Clancey is evidently a- seventh generation Canadian with no bleeding heart. We must alt be.a little wiser for having read his article. HB. Smith ‘ West Vancouver taxpayer who, ‘at this time of year in particular, should be the ob- |