It claims that. ‘the. “propels

etor of ‘this: -column::h
magical Q command u

noble: skillet;
known as. the: Art of Cookery.

pursuing © the.
wavelengths of. this” ‘mental —
telepathy, that’ I ‘do’ on.
occasion |

door at end: of f day.

Tt penetrates. ‘the “cortex.

and whizzes.:. atound «. the -

- medulla =» oblongata _ and |
finally settles uneasily in a |

corner. of the. brain hitherto .

unexplored . ‘by science.: This |
little -collection © of. . cranial .
cells become highly attuned ©

- after several years of: ‘marital
bliss and cries out, loud‘and| =.
~ clear, ‘IT’S PERI TO

cook SUPPER!" *:

Mind you, not one viord -
has been. spoken! se but of:
such mysteries is created the :
grease that. keeps the wheels -

of ‘matrimony: :from: ‘squeak-

ing. Thusly,. I ‘pour a dollop of . &
‘the | :

ond’ wade. ‘

scotch” ‘and

fasci

. sorters.

- fuking! in io cavernous guts 2
of the ‘fridge. ‘Then. Vhot up ©

the skillet and. erente MAN
FOOD! © .

| This is opposed | to. Cordon |
Bleu cooking,’ which. I long:

_ ago. wrote off as a nauseous. :

” gloop of nightingale gizzards
and. lark’s -tongues, gently .-

sauteed in a roux.of if clarified:
butter.

My. disenchantment: ‘with

Cordon Bleu was “confirmed —

years ago, on reading that in
a. fanious “-French’. cooking:
class anything that fell to the.

“otherwise :
“mysterious | a

‘receive “a. secret ©
signal as I set. foot" inside the:

“Blow. of. ‘the . Filoor’’.

“floor ‘was. to ‘be. returned -

.. immediately to the pot: Such’

 descénded. on. his gar-
den. Baby carrots. and ‘green ©

gardens’ of the: entire neigh-
“borhood: am 4

odds and: ends, after the-cat oo :

- fur and cigarette butts. have a . - :
~ been: brushed: off, are tradi- ees
. tionally known as. ‘‘Un. Coup” a

de. Plancher’’ |... literaliy, a

_ Much for Cordon Bleu!

Anda now we will turn ‘back -

“the. clock: of. Time just .a-
-whisper more than fifty years ©
and explore ‘a nectar of: the |

-- gods, known as. **Granddad’s
» “Mulligan’’.

af Thave ever eaten!

eenee

‘Let us g0. to a a sleepy little
“town: nestled in. the foothills”
“Of the Rocky Mountains. It is -

- called ..Revelstoke.. The: local | -
“shoemaker has”. just . _pur- | ee
“chased. a 1927. four-cylinder ee
“‘Star’’. and. it is the envy of.

a mt7.t-} “4 asebel
every. kid” in, the “neighbor- ‘ . year send tot ‘base ball was

‘Ahier askiag” a
"hernia and twisting the crank’
“several times,’ the: proud ©

So.

see the finest std

dcuble.

i

“As. bees return. to » the hive,

‘sO. did: a> dozen* ma more

“grubby: children’ zero in-on a
- five-gallon: ‘Braniteware pot,..
bubbling ‘Granddad’s. -

‘stove — ‘because THIS: WAS. 3 :
~~ THE DAY OF-1 T HE ‘MULL- . a

-IGAN! ee

. sense ar

Don’ t ask. me the why 0 or
- the how — all I know is that .

“by some magical.and myster-

-jous-way, Granddad. brought —
out the. Mulligan Pot in the:
drowsy days of July. ... and,
_ for’ one slorious dey. each

» ween

wee
“abandoned. Wille: ihe. Brrriteg

gan bubbied gentiy :and ‘aii.
“the neighborhood: ‘kids’ stood -
sniffing the aroma, with a
‘family ¢ soup bow! and. ‘Spoon

“held at the READY!

father creates a. cloud:of blue.’ .

“smoke from. the. mysterious.
‘imachinery under’ ‘the: hood. |

s'brood ‘of children ‘are. ©
“ ecstatically- ‘stowed on. the. —
port side,. to counterbalance |
‘some. three: hundred: pounds -:

“OF. uwife, occupying. the ~
Starboard. — _
With ~ this” | " ptecarious_

“palance, ‘they are, off in a.

cloud of dust ‘for: A Sunday «.
Drive . wee - Which encompasses:

_ a cat-happy:for a week. .

ebees.

on

ad a

‘But a “good, : : ‘mulligan |

“ cannot be. constructed with-

_; out meat. ‘Thusly,. the: local.’
” butcher was confronted with:
an unending parade-of:small -
children on a. ‘normally-quiet
_ Saturday,’ each pleading for~

_ “Cat Meat’’. This was prime |

stewing beef, enough to keep

ancr -

.to® ose

‘market. today! oe ee

: And s so: “several pounds of aa
- prime ‘beef. went. ‘into ‘that... ]°

" massive pot:..: : and not until ' po

“years later. did I find | the: woe

- answer. to. > the e mystery.

onions. -and~ new. roe eee a
- disappeared. and. ‘then the.
- horde invaded the, back yard —

orn

After “the” neighborhood | ”
“kids ‘returned: ‘home, . burping» |

-‘contentedly
bowls’: of:

the’ ‘brass ‘rail at.

nfs i ‘butche

Ss ‘tanal
Ame. tetas

carving block, and joined him.

mirror behind |

-away!.

And thea, Pete Levesque =
-'—-who tan the Union Hotel -.
and tended bar'— would put a
_ three "foaming © glasses of.
eel lager on the. counter. ra

‘There was no charge: f ‘Cat : 1.
--Meat"?-was free.—— but just: |
_ try -it on ‘your: ett ‘super: a

‘pure. ambrosia,. ‘|
- Granddad hooked a foot over. |
the. Old |
“Union Hotel. Shortly: there- 7

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“tossed his white apron onthe _

| And. then, surround dea by é ao
~ mahogany, bar.and “a. plate ve
the: “bar, .-
Granddad’ would present the...
“butcher with a White Owl. =
» Cigar:and.a few’ dollars. from...
-his pension cheque. .Thusly,
‘the Cat Meat was. $ squared :

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| ‘ ‘Granddad’ Ss:

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