Oe Ne ON eer erelerclmc ees Nr ere er Fw eT ee Crooklyn #12 (Universal) Rated Mature (at the Park & Tiiford, Granville, Richport, Station Square and Clearbrook cinemas) Tim Bell FILM REVIEW ‘LL SLAP the black off of you!” Clearly, Spike Lee's latest is not a Cosby episode.. Alfre Woodard plays the long- suffering mother and wife who dishes out as much abuse as she ets from her unruly brood of our sons and one daughter, “I'll knock your teeth inte tomorrow,” she yells at her buck-toothed son. So where’s Dad (Delroy Linco) when all this is going on? He's too busy composing his “pure music” or out trying to get a gig. Actually, he’s just a big old kid himself, buying his children’s affection with junk food. (Candy, he remembers; the hydro bill he forgets.) But something is going on in that rambunctious neighborhood to give the young daughter Troy (Zelda Harris) nightmares (maybe it’s the ‘70s fashions or singing along with The Partridge Family). 50 she’s shipped off to her reli- gious aunt's family for the sum- mer and that’s where directar Spike Lee really indulges himself. At this point, he squeezes the frame anamorphically to show us Troy’s discomfort. Hmmm, why use dialogue when you can make NV volunteer teacher inaclass of her own. . FOR. VOLUNTEER teacher Judi Gardnner, returning to school was a real eye-opener. “The first couple of days, was a bit of an adjustment,” the North Vancouver resident said. “It’s changed a lot since | was . in high school,” she added. .Gardnner says the school is more integrated now, incorporat- ing special-needs and ESL stu- * dents,-as well as students from varied ethnic backgrounds, it’s interesting to see the changes in class dynamics,” says Gardnner, : “It was also something of a rev- elation for her to find out how 4. The Fugitive v2 ave (SW); 2. When aM. ‘k PE Sea rane 4. With Honors Soa much time goes inte class prepa- ration. “As a student, | never gave teachers credit for doing so much work,” she said. Gardnner decided to pursue a teaching career because she says it is a process where she can offer her skills and knowledge in balance with what she learns from her students. With a degree in Fine Arts, Gardnner’s work is an eclectic “ mix of photography, lithography, sculpture, pottery and painting. Gardnner enjoys teaching, especially since memories of her | own days as a student are still fresh in her mind. VIOLENCE COARS sete] PG-13 for our Team Player program and § you could WIN your season — § wind-up party on us... AFTER THE GAME... Bring the team to your neighbourheod Boston Pizza! 984-0407 § Crooklyn tedious, Sleeping your audience boo an innocent projectionist? Lee’s latest “joint” offers a grab bag of memories of growing up in the ‘70s. Remember steal- ing candy? How about playing games in the street? Sure, we all do. But we don't make a movie about it. Crooklyn is about as tedious as sitting through your Uncle Zeke’s home movies. Except this one costs eight bucks. Sleeping with Strangers * (Alliance) Rated Mature (at Cineplex Odeon cinemas) Well, at least the Sooke scenery is nice. 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