Sui THE KNIG HTS of the _ White Picket Fence are gird ‘ing again for battle in a war they can never win — at any -Fate not in the Lower - Mainland. hat After, years of dithering and shak- ‘ing 0 over “illegal” suites North ‘Van _: District Council has once more / eaved in to the NIMBY (Not-In-My- ; Backyard) lobby. It recently defeated , a motion by Coun. Emie Crist to ’ . legalize secondary suites in single- family zones subject to rules regard- : ing off-street parking, size, number ’ * per house and owner residence. . ' ‘ Instead —‘on an issue that has ‘ been fruitlessly studied to'death . ‘since the late 780s — council will. -blow a further $9,000 of public. money for yet another study “t “develop information relating to the. “costs, regulation and use of sec- ondary suites.” ‘mer mayor Marilyn Baker. who viewed suites occupied by other: * than the owner’ 5 kith ‘and kin as a terminal social ‘cancer threatening | the entire community.-So Marilyn _, ordered naughty homeowners to: Tegister and pay for continuing to ’ “ sin until-1995 — after which their’ 7 suites would be finally closed down. 3." . “Unfortunately, since 1988 only “297, of the estimated 4,000 or more : -vaffected homeowners have accepted her invitation to self-destruct. “Nothing short of an army of jack- _ boots knocking on doors i in the - Boug Foot , Compirciier 905-2151 (1933) . "Publisher « Boy 985-2131 (yt) 1139 Lonsdale Avenue” North Vancouver B.C. : “V7M 2H4 North Shore’ Managed. yy , IT Works DKE THIS, INSTEAD OF PAYING THE ENIRY FEE AT THE BORDER , Roger WiLL. + HURL You ino AMERICA Noel . Wright / and yon night. —with a bill of millions for taxpayers —- can uncover the other 93%. Efforts ’to register “illegal” ’ suites have already cost $200,000. And what 'to do now about the 297 who were too honest for.their own good? “No matter — stop densifica- - tion!” is the battle cry of the single- ~ family-zone warriors. With or with- “gut a white picket fence, the neat /50-foot lot and freestanding rancher ~gecupied only by those of shared ‘blood is the rock on which North American civilization is built. - True once, but not for much longer in a metropolis like Greater Vancouver —~ bursting at the seams with new arrivals every week, and where real estate prices, bloated by middle-aged Baby Boomers, are now far beyond reach of most of the Generation X-ers following them. And if young adults raised in _ North Van can today never hope to Chris Jchnson Operations Manager 985-2131 (141) Timothy Renshaw PERE ede Ai “ent col ORTH Coun. Ernie Crist's secret, has been program of illegal suites. te nonsense ; buy a traditional single-family home here, who WILL buy those homes, once their present aging owners need to offload them? Newcomers from the Pacific Rim, of course, Remember, too, how many Asian buyers prefer to tear down modest villas and rebuild with massive lot-size edifices for a dozen or more family members. Whether we're talking highrise condos, townhomes, monster hous- es for new immigrants or today’s no-trouble old couple in the base- ment, densification is already here —- and more is on its.way ata gai- lop. So go easy on our 12,000- 14,000 individual neighbors in North Van District — half of them tenants, half homeowners crucially in need of help with their mort- gages — who now rate as technical- ly “iNegal.” Densification in North Van over the next decade or so will make them look—in retrospect—more like omaments than threats to the White Picket Fence. MANY HAPPY returns of Tuesday, Feb, 28, to News Classified Manager Val Stephenson ... And ditto (sort of) to West Van’s Irene Little — whose next real birthday ‘faiis'on Zeb. 29, 1996! « WRIGHT OR WRONG: When the Lord gave us the Ten : Commandments, He made no men- tion of amendments. Managing Editor zi 985-2131 (116) VANCOUVER Council's secondary suites compro- mise has served nobody well. Rather than make things fairer for more people, it has penalized the honest suite operator and threatened low-income earn- ers with eviction and dislocation. move to legalize sec- ondary suites in the district should have been approved, not put on hold, as it was ‘at district council’s Feb, 13 meeting. Crisi’s statement that secondary suites “are a fact of life” is right on target. But in the district that fact, like an embarrassing family shuffled off to back closets where it is seen but not heard. The district took a half-hearted swing at solving the secondary suite issue back in 1988 when it initiated a voluntary sign-up Linda Stewart - Sales & Marketing Director 980-0541 (319) District the district. Second suite unregistered scrutiny. Secondary SMM AE AUR cd NIN Ga WIRES Le REY ARRON OS Under the program, suite owners paid to have their suites inspected and registered by They were also saddled with additional water and sewage service fees. owners who. chose. to remain were spared these fees and continued merrily along renting out their suites free of buresucratic red tape and Honesty turned out to be fer from the best policy. And the district's indecision on the issue has cost the municipality dearly: at least $200,000 alone to cover the administra- tion of attempting to register illegal suites. suites remain:a much-needed : form of cheap accommodation for a lot of... only solution. quotes of the “We're not anti-teacher. We’re anti-monopoly.” Charter schools advocate Neil Godin, speaking at a meeting in North Vancouver promoting the idca of establishing alternatives for public education in British Columbia. (From a Feb, 19 North Shore News story.) “I think they are avoiding alarming the public, It’s ostrich — tactics.” | Watershed historian Will Koop, on the Greater Vancouver Regional District’s attitude to logging old- growth timber in the Lower : Mainland watersheds. (From a Feb. 22 North Shore News story.) “Dve aged about 10 years in . that year.” North Vancouver City Coun. Darrell Mussatto, who campaigned on a youth platform to get elected sin North Vancouver, City, on the tonic effect of a year in municipal mailbox Dear Editor: people, They cannot be legislated away. Full legalization of secondary suites, subject to some basic residential requirements, is the week politics. (From a Feb: 22 North Shore News story.) ~ “T have as much right asthe | next retailer to both advertise and display my products...” Firearms are legal. it’s not as if 1. am trying to display pornogra- .. phy or luring children into alife . of crime.” Gail Branson, manager of -« Castle Armoury Ltd., on her right to sell guns in North Vancouver : District. (From a‘ Feb. 19 North. Shore News story. } “Do you have the right to take : away the thrill of a little boy buy-°. ing his first rifle with his father and mother?” Don Eddington, to North ; Vancouver District Council during debate over restricting the opening" ~ of gun shops in North Vancouver: *; District. (From a Feb. 19 Novth.. Shore News story. Jules The obvious misuse of funds and assets of Capilano College as reported ° in your.Feb. {2 edition is alarming and should not be allowed any white-."- - washing treatment by college officials or their NDP supporters in Victoria. The comments of college board chairman. Robin Wilson, were also. « shocking when she considers the funds to be:“‘well managed.”. Obviously a complete exposé should be made under the e provincial audi- ° tor’s jurisdiction. Fred L. MacDonald ' West Vancouver Peter Kvarnstrom Display Manager $80-0511 (103} ‘Valorie Stephenson Trixi Agrios - Classified Manager | 986-6222 (202) ' Promotions Manager 985-21 31 qi 37) North Shore News, founded in 1969 as an independent suburban newspaper and qualified under Schedule 111,° Paragraph 111 of the Excise Tax Act, is publishad gach Wednesday, Friday and Sunday by North Shore Free Press Ltd. and distributed to every door on the Notth Shore. Canada Post Canadian Publications Mail Sales Product Agreement No. 0087238. Mailing tales available on request. Submissions are welcome but we cannot accept responsibility for unsolicited material including manuscripts and - . pictures, which should be accompanied by a stamped, self-addressed envelope. 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