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LITTLE LOVERS: Film but times and audiences
producer Elmo Williams have changed. Now,
says “little lovers” have Williams says, people
taken over Hollywood. He “identify with leading men
means Dudley Moore (5'2"), more like themselves, or in
Dustin Hoffman (5'6"), the case of women, more
Woody Alien (5'6"), Al like their boyfriends,
Pacino (5'7"), Richard _ brothers and husbands.” The
Dreyfus (5'8") and Robert little guys, he says, “are so
NeNiro (5'9"). “Years ago,” hot at the box office they can
he says “leading men were _ star in and produce virtually
tall, dark and handsome,” any picture they like.”

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and the Bard

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would smell as sweet,” wrote — shaped mass of food”).
the poet. But what about a If you're looking for
jellybean? Would it have the — something to spread on your

same much appeal if it were
called something less ap-
pealing? To find out, I con-
sulted the dictionary, where
the jellybean is defined as “a
small, ovoid, gelatinous
candy with a hardened,
colored sugar coating.”
“Ovoid?” “Gelatinous?” Put
that way, it certainly
sounded like something |
could resist!

In fact, I have found that.
as a diet book, the dictionary
is unsurpassed. In its cold,
objective analysis, it takes
the romance completely out
of food and brings back
harsh, unappetizing reality
Take “bacon,” for instance
Far from the aromatic,
crackling, tantahzing treat |
remember, the book defines
it clinically as “the salted and
smoked meat from the back
and sides of a pig ” Wh
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whitish emulsion of but-
terfat, water, air, and
sometimes salt, churned
from milk or cream and
processed for use in
cooking.”

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feel the urge to reach for
something to snack on, ask
yourself if you'd rather cat “a
ringshaped cake made of a
pasty mass of flour, quads,
and various dry ingredients,
fricd itn deep fat” (a
doughnut), or “the firm
rounded fruit of a tree
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An open letter to all constituents of the West
Vancouver/Howe Sound riding:

would like to express my deep gratitude to the members of the
Social Credit Party for nominating me to run for election in the West

Vancouver-Howe Sound riding.

| am deeply concerned. Deeply concerned that your riding receives the
experienced and mature representation it deserves.

With children having graduated or currently attending school in the West
Vancouver District; as a land owner in the constituency; and with six years
of service as a Conservative Member of Parliament for Burnaby/Rich-
mond/Delta, | am the right person to represent the riding.

! want to see a continuation of the experienced representation the West
Vancouver/Howe Sound constituency is used to. | want to see that exper
ienced representation comes from an outspoken advocate of the free

enterprise system, a supporter of Premier Bill Bennett's program of
restraint.

| want to be your representative in Victoria

Respectfully,

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John Reynolds

Campaign Headquarters:
2240 Marine Drive,
West Vancouver, V7V 111

For campaign information call

926-7444 or 926-5409