i ~ : i r i _ . : . THE NEXT time’ you’ re driving home or ‘out for a walkin a’ 1 commemorating the visit of the i ‘ park and you notice a disturbance caused by, somebody , j making amo I have to co fess that I'm nor- mally one of those people who | agely if my schedule i is. disturbed by'so much as a minute. Repeatedly i in the last few ee . as more and more movies and “television shows are being shot i in \ the Varicouver area, 1 have run in to somebcidy who asks me to stop my car atid wait a couple of ; ohile’a scene is being shot h a-picture, stacring: | now keow: i is called a production assistant. He or she has the unen- side e/world, trying to'make it and. still while a bunch of hams do their hing in front of some other hams hind the camicras, and the sound t has to be right, you know. ii Yet, be kind, IT sy citizen!’ “feat good inthe Chamber, of = Commerce sense: they create jobs, : “which: generate ¢ consumer power ‘Movies are good defi initely’in, the ense: that they give us a shared! perience and. this helps us to find ; cay At the very emo} movies are > powerful mass educational tools relating ‘toa theft from a constru ion’’site::should: contact Crimestoppers’ at 669- TIPS. it, Epiphan ie land the theatre screens can poison on “minds from a great ‘distance, and -with a pervasiveness utterly unknown through history until. “now. ‘ ok . Movies are big, disruptive” ‘things. They are ghite different © “from, say, books or columns or 4 magazine articles, which are"; created by a solitary neurotic sit-'| ting ata word processor. MM vies are: “he, ; disruptive things. They : are quite ‘different Jrom,, say, books or. columns” or magazine articles, : which are created: by a; solitary neurotic sitting. at ai word Processor: i os Magi to sweet baby Jesus. ie, be kind, , good citizen! Please. if “|. fo ‘_mavie-making. “epiphany"’ has come to mean a great. tran- scendent moment at the end of a-, -° film which leaves everyone utterly, course, beyond that, there’ $s. the entire publishing industry, with its ‘advertising Wars.and organiza- tional fiefdoms and editorial... * power. struggles, but that's. another /tale best, jsaved for another time.:. ” The; point is, publishing is ‘ behin ¢losed doors. Movies are often a/public event, “And/while mere writers’ or «publishers are seldom recognizable :: na crowd, movie stars create’ : crowds of their own.’ ‘First. off, : ». Simply the crew! It takes a email | ' army to make. a movie, even a 2! * small movie. : 7 ich bring me to: Con:, fa Producer, Part}: ‘Return of Epiphany. . 2 In case you're not. fami isa feligious exalted as they abandon their pop- corn and head back. out into reali- ty. * Such endings all bul guarantee commercial and critical success — but they are darned hard,'and " usually expensive, to get. > ,My director had wanted an cpiphany | ending. 80 my central’ function in life became a matter of “. securing this elusive apocalyptic ‘shot. ~ “Inthe end, we found ourselves trying to hold back a crowd of perhaps a couple of thousand pec- ple while waiting for a Cessna to fly by with the cameraman taking _ fantastic footage of our actress,” Shs was perched on a cliff, singing , an aria. Got it? 2 Since she} jwas supposed to be’ up - in the North Woods somewhere in ‘areal Tom Thomson setting, it was our job on the ground to keep” the holidaying masses away from the location for what proved to be nearly an‘hour. | . . Same of the masses got a bit’ a ticked off, naturally. 1 didn’t |." “blame them. It was just that, gee “['m.a humble student producer: : and I know this is Mother's Day, and the weather. is the nicest ‘this’ “year, and i¢is wonderful how ab- solutcly ‘everybody i is out with their _-frisbees, but'could you just stay.’ “ back for one more minute, ple: _ We managed to do it. The cit & genry, cooperated. ‘The actress sang her. heart out. The plane: buzzed | by. But there was too much ture): : bulence, and'so we didn't get ny “ prompted. the B.C, to urge outdoor recreationists to. and common sense: when lighting campfires. 7 . many: of the that, H In the intense little sub-world of. | WARMING WEATHER> has usc: caution “StEach = year, people-caused wildfires Forest: Service.’ from. misused. campfires," 7 Campfire caution’ ‘urged "sheeaterd the province's forests: fare Peter Fuglem, provincial fire con. trol-officer. ° Anyone spotting a L forest. fire can report it by phoning 0 and asking for Zenith 5555. wiey to. our and Attita Fritz toe ‘our. Vancouver location. : We are ‘pleased to , weicorie Peter Cow- ley’ back fo Vancouver and as the:new. Manager of our. North Vancouver location? * Peter has spent the past 4 yearsias Recre- ‘ation Gireéctor al’Panarama Resort near ‘tnvarmere Before that Peter was‘an active player in Socal’ tennis fournaments and al.- member of the UBC, ‘Tennis Team for 4 years. Peter has extensive experience iny. tennis and can help you with all your ques-| - tions about tennis or golt : i We are, ‘pleased! to ‘announce. that /Attiia Fritz t has joined, our. staftin the past § yéars, Attila has been ranked i in he tdp.5.in Junior Tennis, and; jhas | glad.to “yere with you.” represented Team B.ce in the’ Junior " Nationals, Antila; ‘brings with him, tech- nical expertise; in both racquets ‘and racquet stringing which: he will (be : said J. - wo