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pursue potential human- rights —_
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future.

MR: ‘ALBERT Ritchie of North Vancouver thought he was
living ina free country, one in which there is freedom to
publish, read, speak or for that matter rant on any subject.
'Aijas, he discovered on returning to the True North from the

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‘U.S. that he was mistaken.
He had political books and

' magazines in his car that were

1 Seized, ‘by our Customs Gestapo,

acting ‘under standing orders from +

Ottawa, which is ever anxious to

‘ ‘protect us from wicked thoughts.
3 The. Gestapo, which put its posi- :

tion in writing, stated:

“The said goods are seized
because he Smuggled or attempted
to smuggte them into Canada,
whether clandestinely or not, the
importation of which is prohibited,
controlled or regulated by or pur-
suant to the Customs Act or any...
other Act of Parliament and that
said conveyance was made use of
therein.”

You will note here that our
Gestapo makes illiterate and

‘quaint use of the English language ;

that is hard to follow. Smuggling
goods ‘whether clandestinely or

, mot”? isa puzzlement, for instance, |

‘But let us not pick nits. Our
thought police have a jobto do.

The titles of the books thus seiz-
ed are too numerous to list. But

here are a.few examples: ‘The Life’

of John Birch”; “How Commu- .

nists Negotiate’; ‘The Romance —

of Education’’; ‘‘Zionist.Watch’’,
Mr. Ritchie's letter of protest

. brought’a reply. from someone ©

called Tak Shibata, who glorics . -

under the badge‘of Regional
Seizure Control Officer. According
*to good old Tak, the Adjudica-.
“tions Division in Ottawa would -

- give! ‘careful consideration’? to -
iM, Ritchie’ 8 objections. That was:
in jaa: 7

“hit: ate ‘approximately; 2:45 a.m. A"
= Lynn, vanes store. was brokel. into”
hi : a

believe ‘the: suspects are, two males: :

» Who | fled ithe area i in'a car:

THE 65. +

| ‘exclusively for.senlors™”
00 PM to 7:00 PM dally

=457 Chadwick Court. .
- North Vancouver
Seabus Terminal)

“987-4

Ritchie has been told by Paul

Gatto of Chuck Cook's office that .

ihe books are on the prohibited.

list. Clearly, we can't temain True -

and North if things like Zionist
Watch and lives of John Birch |
besmirch our territory.

I keep telling you that this isn rt ‘a
free country, but no one pays any

attention,

. ‘The customs blokes aren't ‘tthe

“only ones keen on keeping, us
clean. In Ottawa there's the Cana-
dian Human Rights Commission,
headed until recently by Gordon

Fairweather, a truly icrrible Tory

who should have been in Media
Watch.

"  Fairweather’s place has been
taken by the former boss of the
Language Police, one Max Yalden, |
whose legal title is Official Lan-

guages Commlssioner.

‘(Fairweather is not out of wark, of
course, He has moved on to the
Immigration and Refugee Bourd, .
where he will fet in as many ‘‘ref-
ueces”* as possible.) |

Yalden is even more determined
to stamp out evil than his
predecessor was. So he has started

-action against a group of “white

supremist’® loonies in Alberta who
_ allegedly have been putting ‘anti-

_Semitic “hate messages” on their ‘

telephones. :
Actually, they did that some

_ time ago, but Yalden suys you ¢ 1
> never know, when evil thoughts will

j “break an “en 1S: a duel to ‘call

the North Yancou f RCMP: at

The field is limitless. Yalden and

his thought-hounds will never be

unemployed.

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Speaking of ‘refugees,"’ a
North Vancouver reader asks me
why it is that phoneys can pour in-
to the country after stuffing their
papers down the toilets of
airliners. ‘*Can you give some ex-

: planation as to why nothing is

done about this?""

Certainly, my dear feilow, It's
because we are ruled by the mad.
If this werz a sane country, anyone
arriving without proper documen-
tation would be put on the next

, plane out, no matter how many
ia;lies they told about being refugees.
"But. we have fixed it so that we

can't do that. The result, pretty
soon, will be that we shall find.
ourselves stuffed down the toilet,

‘@eeo

If you are interested in a critical

. analysis of our wonderful im-

migration system, you might like
to attend a day-long seminar being
put on this Saturday, April 30, by
C-FAR (Citizens for Forcign Aid
Reform)...

The Hon, AY. Clyne wilt pros
vide an introductory message...”

‘There will be several speakers from

the U.S. and Eastern Canada, and

your man Doug will provide local

color. Registration is at 9:30 a.m...

_, inthe Hotel Vancouver's Wad»
on dingion Room;

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