I wus standing at the | corner waiting fer the lite to change, when this dingbat cums up on a motorcycle. He | a ’winding it up whilst w” er . »} 8 $ a> q) = @, oP wey = S w Oo O @) pet @ % oe poae a) GQ ‘@ The Good Lord is with me becus it quits running an he wheels it into the curb. Tj ‘goes over. an I ses you’ve got either a. stuck valve er. you blew her rite thru the tailpipe. ACROSS ~ 1 Sceptically inclined to human . goodness 6 Type of reef 9 Artificial fibre 10 Liberal cabinet minister 11 Clothing 12 One who is against . 14 Expressive of delicate taste 15 German battleship Spee 18 Price PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED Vw -_ > € > an vhe ses two stokes ain ’t. got - valves Dad. . Weii, Sir, it. iuks like I got ... 3 egg on my face’ wich is.a gud — | time fer to say: ‘nuthin’ an 1+ take. a good. took an shur as heck they ain’t got pushrods ‘on this thing. There is a lot of chrome an fancy trimmins’ . an the front end is sticken up. his tail . Anyhow, he is) tinker ring: | with the enjine an ses he’s outta time an I ses yur darn rite...forty yeres frum “now -wud suit me. fine. 19 Old-fashioned bed - 23 Notch as a knife ” 25 Charges in court. 26 Repentance 27 Indian weapon 28 Pronoun 29 Clients DOWN 1 Speaks against | 2 Makes ineffective 3 Fights 4 Ease the foad 5 Disclosure G Crawls quietly 7 Strong strings 8 Soap ingredient 13 People who replant trees: 16 Taciturnity ‘17 House of ill repute © 20 Describing the sea 21 Paul Revere's 22 Quicker 24 Cattle pasture 26 Trudeau’s initials 7: iky = is unfortunate liaison between m NORTH . SHORE: MEM., - Parllan of the: B. Cc. ‘Youth — aie David a Mastin, | he ses one of us is nuts an he has a gud. idea wich one. it is. _whot thought he wus Napol- it, too, ee this wus a_C.C.M. Redbird ” with one speed forward, wich figgers -. before my time an I ses hell -a_ whistle - bored . cylinder head an. when you Alan |. Dudley,” Keith ; Shanks; seated: - Mark Courtenay. on _ good clip, so I added anuther - five miles an sed twenny f five going full tilt. Damean * o | : Ferguson, John Moonen. |. -Missing . from picture: ot Well, ‘sir, he looks at me of sorta queer fer a wile an then al ses I knowd a feller onct eon an he wus dead shur of Anyways, he ‘has his lee f. over the contrapshun: an he. § ses the ony thing he. can tigger is I musta” been running. cn one cylinder an I ses wot cylinders? I tells him you. got frum pushin’ the pedals until yur legs got. . shoved up to yur armpits. motorbikes © no,.we had a Harley in town wich had handle bars like the horns on a Texas steer. It has pullt the chain. she made a. away. good an she is settin’ there the exhaust chucklin’ quiet like an he’s got a funny. — fook on his face an he ses the He is lookin’ at me an 1 ‘figger he might be smiling © but you jest can’t tell, becus - there ain’t much face show- in’ fer the whiskers. . Last him if this monstros- ‘the result of a. a ‘thrashin’ machine an a John Deere tractor. He ses it~ is a chopper an it don’ t mean ° a damn thing to me, except fer remindin’ me I am due fer: choppers purty soon an they are the porcelain kind wot hurt jest’ as much in the pocketbook as in the face. ‘Anyways, 1 got to tellin’ him Thad a bike when I wus. a kid an I paintid it with stripes an I used to hang a tomater can frum the handlebars an drop in sum firecrackers wich we got frum Wing Chung’s an when I went down the main drag with them fire- crackers poppin’, the horses wud go snortin’ off in all direckshuns. I figger they are still trying to find all the turnips wich — spillt. frum Charlie Sing's waggonwen it turnt over goin’ arount the corner. a He is still lookin’ at me an he ses tell me more Dad an | get the feeling there mite be ‘ asmile unner,them whiskers, if ony you cud find it. So I ses that were sum bike an they shur don’t build ‘em like that no more. It musta had more miles on it than you cud count, becus ft were about fourth-hand when I got it. He ses he will bet it wus a thumper an wot wud it do flat out? Ises.it shur wus a thumper: an T will bet my tail bone is. still bent frum hittin’. pot’ holes. 1 aren't too ‘shur ‘wot she wud do, but figgerin' frum Camozzi’s farm down-. hill, | guess she wud hit a way he sees it I ain’t got mucn use fer motorbikes or | them wot drive them an I ses" yur dang rite. ‘Ises they i is runnin’ - arount makin’ a helluva noise an the kids got long hair flyin’ in the wind wich put all the barbers on the bread line an they ony got one thing in common - they is all allergick to work. So he ses ? talkin’ to me an jest to make shur he got it rite, I had ‘a bike .paintid in stripes an | used to hang firecrackers frum it an scare horses an there wus a. Harley with a fancy whistle an I ses you got it dead rite. Well, sir, he writes on a little card an he gives it to me an ses ‘‘So wots new Dad?”’ an then he is gone, with his- hair flyin’ in the wind.. e I looks at the card anit ses. he is a Perfessor of History at - the University an when I turn - it over it ses: “Plus ca change, c'est toujours la meme chose"’ So I guess Lrun into one of them new immigrants wot don’t speak too, gud. “ Weaving Classes We are happy to be able to offer you weaving lessons In our store beginning January 25, Wednesdays - 1:00 - 3: 00 p.m. Limit -.10 to a class. Weaving boards supplied. For further information phone 986-3311. Open Marine Dr, Capttano Volkswagen So he laffs an ses “he | _ wus into the’ | ; i He has: her idling purty it were nice | Tues. Avaton Hotel Foot bridge to Cap, Mall 1091 1 Roosevelt, ‘Former owne ae -