ESPITE A freshly sprained ankle, North Van's Bar- bara-jo Mcintosh hosted a lovely Robby Burns Supper at her downtown restaurant, Barbara Jo" 5. So while Barbara-Jo sat with a cane, a tartan-wrapped foat and a Glenlivet painkiller, her 40 guests sat for an elegant, relaxing Scats dinner of smoked salmon, roast lamb and bread pudding — oh yeah, and haggis. Barbara-Jo went to great effort with the ambience, filling the raom with heather and tartan, taped Highland music and the (live) beautifully played pipes of, as it happened, my cousin, Shrine Band pipe-major, former Van- couver police band pipe-major and retired Vancouver police in- spector Bill #aird. Culinary expert James Beard performed the address to the hag- gis — though not the one Burns wrote, (Beard may have found Burns’ toast a little daunting so he made up his own, but that was fine too.) Among the guests were Narth Van's Glen Ringdal, the witty Vancouver Canucks VP marketing, there with his gal, BCTV reporter Linda Aylesworth (who’s mourn- ing her upcoming move aut of West Van), and Canucks Hockey ’ Operations Director George McPhee. While realtor Ashling Delahunt looked on with the mild revulsion of a Celt who's had encugh “’'Warm-reekin’ rich’”’ hageis to last. lifetime, Ringdal, a Norwegian-Canadian who'd never had the stuff before, had three helpings of the “Great Chieftain a’ the puddin’ race." No hockey gossip was forthcom- ing but Ringdal did say that Pat Quinn's 50th birthday party was a great success. -- Quinn was suspicious that his wife Sandra was going to throwa surprise party so he made sure he was nowhere near their Properties home on Jan. 29. Then his security company call- éd to tell him there’d been a break-in. When he arrived, 150 friends were waiting for him. Very ‘PAT QUINN: lured to his 50th birthday party by 2 false alarm. iM ILEUS 7 FoR BREAKFAST 1495 Bellevue, W.Van. 826-5115 Louise Aird BRIGHT LIGHTS clever, Sandra. kkk But back to Robby Burns birth- day celebrations. Following the dinner at Bar- bara-Jo’s, my sister Elizabeth and | thought we'd attend the Sixth An- nual Burns Night at the Hotel Vancouver and write about it for our columns. This 500-guest banquet, and its altendant toasts, songs and recita- tions, is hosted by the Burns Club of Vancouver which has 37 members (Burns died at 37), 23 of whom, including President Donald Sinclair, five on the North Shore. At first, Sinclair was pleased that we'd be attending. Then word of our impending arrival got round and there was a resounding cry of “There'll na’ be lassies at our Bearns Suppa!’’ So, we were disinvited. Turns out that women aren't allowed at this function. In 1993! How odd. Cut of the 555 poems written by Burns, 202 are for or about, mostly in praise of, women. The guy made Don Juan took like Don Rickles. Adored women. Revered them. He even wrote The Rights of Women. (He also wrote Address to a Mause and Address to a Toothache, but that’s beside the point.) Come to think of it, he wrote ast several gushy poems to same guy named Jamie. Do you suppose...? kkk Still on the Scottish theme ... at the invitation of West Van sound engineer Milton Cameron and his wife Rosalind, we went out to the WISE (Wales, ireland, Scotland, England) Athletic Club. I didn’t know the place existed — it's tucked into an East End res- idential area — but if you like Celtic music, go there. The packed house was there to see the Battlefield Band, which is billed as “‘one of the most ac- complished Celtic groups around” and whose motto is “The Future of Scotland’s Past.’ The four men — one English, three Scots — masterfully perform on eight instruments, including the sax, the bagpipes and the sublime violin of prodigy (he looks to be about 17) Glaswegian John Mc- Cusker -—- who also appears to be Colin James’ Song-Jost identical twin, The band’s tapes are available at stores (only the latest features McCusker) and they’il be back in‘ the fall. in the meantime, WISE Club supporters should know that it needs help. {t was built in 1906 and needs major structural work... kkk Migitt as well give Burns the last. . word, Just before flipping through Burns to count his romantic poems, | read the North Shore News and saw the disgust and anger with which columnists and readers view the removal, by the arrogant Larco Developments, of the forest beside Park Royal. 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