48 - Sunday, September 18, 1994 -- North Shere News A son’s love DELAWARE PRISON officials decided in July to allow condemned murderer Nelson Shelton to under- go a kidney removal at public expense so that he can donate the organ to his mother. The state initially refused to pay but relented when Shelton played his trump card: He threatened to use _ all of his legal rights to appeal his sentence, which would cost the state hundreds of thousands of dol- Jars. Number of people who were sent to U.S. emergency rooms in 1992 with injuries from playing ping-pong: 1,455 (source: The Consumer Product Safety Commission). Desmond Morris’ latest documen- tary, The Human Animal: The Biology of Love, now on TV ia England, will appear on U.S. cable TV in January and picture a human orgasm -— from inside the vagina. A tiny camera, similar to those used for exploration of the colon, was placed inside Wendy Duffield, 31, and another was strapped onto her husband’s penis. The couple reportedly had sex about 60 times to assure sufficient Tumotiom’s Cora a GREY MATTER SO WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN NOTICED? WilAT po You MEAN? a me: WHY AREN'T WE Rick AND FAMOUS 2? WHY AM X STILL PHOTOGRAPHING 6IRL SCouTS AND RIBBN CuTTines 7 Tonosrewa Corres \\E SELL MPRE OF COOKIES “THA RAY OTE ha THE Rok Ae ee tumeerne tt oan NEWS OF THE WEIRD fuse aatedt Compiled by footage. Texas A&M officials were consid- ering charges in July that chemistry professor John Bockris used unorthodox scientific methods, and improperly circumvented school funding procedures, for his work in which he claims goki can be manv- factured from other substances. Last December, Backris expressed surprise at the charges, SUCCESS ISN'T FREE. Iv MUST Be BROUGHT WITK SUFFERING. i reminding a campus newspaper reporter that he is a professor and saying, “What professor would be doing bogus work?” A federal court in California recently dismissed the complaint of Jogezai Kakar Khan against the director of the FBI and about two dozen other defendants for harass- ing him. The other defendants included President Bush, “the Queen of England”, French President Mitterrand, the San Francisco Chronicle, some callege professors, several street gangs in Hong Kong. “the drug cartel”, H. Ross Perot, Paul Newman, Kirk Douglas, Frank Sinatra, Dennis Hopper, Phil Donahue, “the founders of Israel”, Oliver North, and a “humanoid alien extraterrestrial leader speaking Greek.” Deventer, Netherlands — Police recently arrested six women and a man suspected of robbing local supermarkets. The women would enter the market and disrobe down to their underpants to create a distraction, while the man walked into the man- ager's office and grabbed inoncy. MINE SAYS “WHAT HAVE you bode itd Your ure?” was commended for being ave y the *Sits* bolow you can match with their achievements. . Sir Cumnavigation A. Overcame all obstacies . Sir Render . Sir Prise . Sir Rocco . Sir Fentine . Sir Mount - Sir Veillance . Sir Rocumulus . Sir Reptitious: . Sir Vivor . Sir Loin . Sir Tax Sir Amics Str Enity Sir Monette . Sir Ebral Sir Rated Sir Vantes PELE ET EE ET ETL ETA aa. 20 Sit Realien Str Cumspector Flad his head in the clouds Was always preaching to the olhers Recovered from mortal wounds Was the brains of the outfit Saited around the word Collected axtra money tor the IRS Laved a good steak Was always tranquil Planned ambush attacks Cartied a sword with cawlike loath Was cautious and prudent Thought he was Don Quixote . Gave up in battle . KAPLAN eye ON everyone else Hallucinated a lot . Looked like a snake . Did everything in secrot Braved ihe hot, dry Aincan wieds Made all tha Ming's pottery SOT TEL MUL L438 AMROVOZEF ALK rOAMoOOD Ge Tee EEL Dee ts GOb EB 'OL WS OT SH PE NT J -eemeer All energy spins forever upward Robert HEAVENS ABOVE WE ARE ail aspects of a pri- mordial genius energy of cre- ation which is pure beauty, absolute power and bliss; unique focal points of an intelligent and deliberate COSMOS of creative love, reaching for our heart, the inner Sun, the true cosmic centre around which we can choose to turn when ready to algin with our unlimited holiness. And we are all ready at some point in “time” because all energy spirals ever upward on the scale of etemal harmony. Would you be ready for the exquisite Leney Spezzanc? She, the wife of Chuck Spezzano, the world- tenowned psychologist, therapist and workshop leader whose attune- ment to essence-love/light/wisdom is upliftingly obvious, is about as “fey” as one can be. One of the most exquisitely beautiful “creatures” on the planet, she has written an inspired book based on her own life experience called, Make Way For Love —A story to Open Your Heart (and it does). An excerpt: “What if your heart was to open right now? What if you found it full of poignancy and deep feeling? What if you let go of all resistance and simply feed into your well of emotion? Would there ever be an end to it? Would you ever find your way out? It is good that you ask, sweetheart, because it’s a question you must face a risk you must take, And [ can answer you confidetly: There are no bottomless wells of emotion inside you. It’s safe to feel any emotion, no matter how large it may look. “Feeling the emotion is what completes it and heals it. Then, at emotion's end, you will find your heart, and will learn its function...” Order the book from Sages Femmes Healing Enterprises (264- 8003). Ask about the upcoming workshop, “The Bridge To Miracles — Knowing Your Destiny”. Also, consider the Thursday, Sept. 22 lec- ture, “Building A Happy Dream”. Again, trom Lency’s extraordi- nary book: “(Y)ou could be giving them the gift of your open heart. Each time you think of another with your heart open and extending, even if it is only for a few moments that person will prosper. They will blossom. They will be lifted up. They will feel leved, and they will know they have value. “You can nurture the people you love and care for, and even the peo- ple you fear (who need help). by attending to them as you would tend to a garden...sitnply by hoiding Sept 18 - Sept 24, 1994 T ARIES (March 21 April 20) A mixed-up Sunday, Aties. Keep your sereni- ty. pay attention to health, early week, Wednesday, delightful. Resistance to your - latest scheme, Thursday. Work around it Communicate with partner, Friday. You want the past behind you, Saturday. Watch temper. & = TAURUS (April 21-May 21) Busiest day of the month, Sunday, Taurus. At odds with yourself, Monday, Don’t make unwanted decisions. Deal with | personal life, Tucsday. Happiness is first pri- ority, mid-week. Change eating habits, Friday. Saturday, consider all points of view. TE | GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Early week, Gemini, deception is in the air, Be honest. Negative energy goes‘ § packing, Wednesday. A aew look at someone, in your life, Thursday, Sun into Libra, Firday, accenting love-life for next 30 days, Saturday, gu willis. vpn GX CANCER (June 22-July 23} \9 Busy, Sunday, Cancer. Monday's § full moon revs you up even more. Misunderstandings, Turesday. Love-tife into § high gear, mid-week. Focus on homs life, 9 Firday, Saturday, closest relationship not § going well. Ask for help. 2? LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) Take care of health, Sunday, Leo. Withhotd nothing. Monday. Renew friend- ships, Tuesday. Let love out, Wednesday. Try another point of view, Thursday. A gentle flow of energy to family life, Friday. Saturday, your sensuality scares you, but not panner. THY virco (Ang. 24-Sept. 23) Sunday, act with caution, Virgo full moon , Monday. A mental dynamol. Keep close tabs on money, Tuesday. Mid-week,” ff you sce results on work done on body. Go out with friends, Friday evening, Saturday, keep opinions to yourself. Pas LIBRA (Sept. 24-Qct. 23) A friend may cry on your shoulder, Sunday. change routine, Monday. A blow up over something trivial, Tuesday, Lucky you, Wednesday. Thursday, emotional. Stay & serene, Sun moves into Libra, Friday. A younger relative, not being truthful, Saturday, SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, 22) Early week, Scorpio, sensuality shows in all you do. Love-life stimulated, Wednesday. An interesting surprise at home, Thursday. tntuition stimulated, Friday. Use wisely. Cooperation is the key, Saturday. # paned, Sunday. Full moon, Monday. Hard to keep up. Sublimate desire to spend, Tuesday. ff Life goes your way, Wednesday. Thursday, | keep low profile at work. Nurture friends, Friday. Health nceds attention. Improve diet, Saturday. 4 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) Give in to your sense of humour, early week, Capricorn, A cream approaches Teality, Wednesday. Thursday and Friday, go with the flow of sircumsances. Progress at § work. Don't let Saturday's chores interfere ‘with good times. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 213 You and your money can be scon B ANS WAS AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) Don't buy anything or loan money, Sunday, Aquarius. patience tested, Monday. Financial pressure continues, Tuesday. Make a good impression at work, mid-week. Thinking opened up, Friday. A perfect week- end to teave homme. Let events take their course. 3€ PISCES (Feb, 20-March 29) Sunday, Pisces, frenetic. Doa't attempt tu resolve conflicts Monday. Create a new realty from the inside out, Tuesday, Wednesday. a desire to expand horizons. don't let anxieties get ont of hand, Thursday. Consider your needs, Friday. Saturday. some- one pushes emotional buttons. 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