MAX YALDEN retired
the other day. He’s the
Canadian Human
Rights Commissioner
who spent nine years
promoting things that
most of us would like
to see ditched. In his
finial report he con-
demned the federal
government for not yet
having given homosex-
uals “equal rights.”

Homosexuals have as
many rights as anyone else.
Ics just that they want “mar-
riage” rights, spousal pen-
sion rights, and the right to
make exhibitions of them-
selves in public.

When [I was more naive
than I am now I thought
there would be no harm in

legalizing sodomy.
Homosexuals existed any-
way and they had never
bothered me. But now it's a
different story.

Mr. David Foran of North
Vancouver and a friend went
to Park Royal Lanes
‘Bowling Alley on March 17.
On their way in, he writes.
they met a woman who told
them to be careful.

She said there was a

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bunch of gays inside with
practically no clothes on and
that one of them had lifted
his skirt, laughed, and
shown his backside to her
little girl.

“We soon saw what she
was talking about.
Apparently there was a
homosexual tournament on

The next day he wrote a
letter of complaint to the
owners. I quote from it.

“Ehave children and they
like to bowl. We do all of
our bowling at Park Royal. |
think if you came to my
place of business and saw
men kissing each other and
fondling each others’ testi-
cles and lifting up each oth-
ers’ litthe pleated white skirts
and squeezing each others”

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tial annual pension payable
immediately upon retire-
ment; the second number is
the total payout to age 75):
@ Jean Charest (PC):
$50,103; $4,348,743
@ David Dingwall (Lib):
$53,967; $3,453,567
@ Sergio Marchi (Lib):
$40,057: $3,239,190
@ Svend Robinson (NDP):
$48,300;.$3,047.983
@ Bill Blaikie
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M oJohn Nunziata (Lib):
$35,420; $2,688,187
B. Sheila Copps
$40.057; $2.672,34 1.
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Tax Trough Hl, «a National
Citizens’ Coalition publica-
tion.

(NDP):

(Lib):

what kind of business J wis,
running.

“Before you stact calling
me a bigot just think about
what | have described. If
you think this kiad of
behavior is acceptable (I be
over there very soon to
make love to my girlfriend
the next time there is a
homosexual tournament.
Will that also be OK with
you? 1 don’t think so. | think
you would call the police.
which is what 1 did.

“Homosexuals are not
‘gay. They are sick-minded
individuals who are basical-
ly out of control. They
should be hospitalized until
they function well cnough to
function in society along
with other real men and real
women, *

“Thanks to our spincless
politicians,” he continued.
“we shall soon see worse
sights.”

He wrote also to Hedy
Fry, the minister for multic-
ult who was elected in
Home Town, otherwise
known as Vancouver Centre.
She's the one who shed a
tear or two when the
Liberals were delaying their
“homo rights” legislation —

thanks to opposition in the
Liberal caucus.

Not ta worry. she
proniised: ATL will be well in
the end.

“Sawant you (Hedy Fry)
to think about the things you
are trying to push for when
it comes to homosexuals.
They are a very arrogant
group that flaunts their non-
sense in the fuces of those
who want nothing to do with
them. | believe Car children
should be able to bow! with-
out looking into the asses of
homosexuals.

“talso think that it's time
that people like you,who are
doing everything possible to
screw up a good country by
pretending that you are so
concerned for these people,
think of a better way to get a
few extra votes. Wake up.”

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up Mr. Foran’s story. He
arrived later the same dity
with his eight-year-old son
and a friend, He did not see
the little skirts but saw cou.
ples “hugging and stroking
each other and licking each
others’ cars.”

Mr. Foran complained to
the West Van police after
leaving the bowling alley.
They confirm that they got a
complaint of indecent expo-
sure and investigated. But

when they arrived there
were no children around and
cerluin lanes were closed to
the public. No further action
was taken,

Putting on a gay voice |
asked the bowling alley
manugeress whether there
were gay days‘at her place
and she told me quite happi-
ly that there were —
Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Sundays.

This is where “homosex-
val rights” have got us so
far. There are more to come,
Jean Chretien having
promised to capitulate in the
face of Yalden’s criticism.

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