wees vee - @- Friday, September 22, 1995 - North Shore News “1139 Lonsdale Avenue ''. ¢ North Vancouver, B.C. { “V7M 2H4 PETER SPECK. . Publisher 985-2131 (101) . Pt earn Mali Sephenssa i. soko (IE (103) 985-822 | (2a) Horth Shore News, founded i 1969 is en o . independent suburban newspaper and qualified under Schedule 11, Paragraph 111 of the ° Excise Tax Act, is publithed cach Wodnesdcy, [2 Friday and Sunday by North Shore Free Press’, | Lid and distributed to every door on the North Shore, Canada Post Canadian Publications Mail, Sales Product Agreement : No. 9087238. ‘Malling rates available on request. . 61, seen Siradion, Wetnesday Fs > a, ; - Enite contents: ° 1995 North Shore = Frog Press Ltd. Alt rights reserved. yo “Harmonization,” — called it; “amalgamation by degree,” a oa | he ea he ow THAT they have ‘started together down the road to amal- gamation, North Vancouver City and District: need resident encourage- ment from both municipalities to shift into the. fast lane and avoid getting detoured nlong any side-streets, On -Sept. 11,° the two- North j Vancouvers agreed in principle to the establishment of a joint commission to operate the North Vancouver Museum and Archives. an . one councillor conceded another. A : . ! i OEE WT: akeitoetnt ad eraacesnam aimee fated Cty i vik sonra shh nmuorsanomesteasasannaneseraesenna : Because that best describes the pooling of North Vancouver resources. _ It is: also. one of the main reasons North Vancouver amalgamation makes sense, afford costly duplicstion of services and bureaucracies, Projects to overhaul = North Vancouver’s two municipal halls will, for example, hit. close to $17 million when the city completes its two-stage upgrade. During discussion of the archives North Vancouver taxpayers, and tax- payers everywhere. else, can no longer “time since the city broke away from the: _ tistrict in 1907. : news viewpoint councillors wondered about other “har- monizations” such as a joint library board. x But let’s not be timid here. : ’ How about “harmonized” municipai- ities and the reunification of North Vancouver City and District for the first: Sept. 11’s collaborative. effort itus- - trates. the. value of. the two North Vancouvers being reunited as one. The genie is out’ of :the bottle: Amalgamation is on the way, and -it could pay big dividends to city and dis- How about common-sense efficiency? “ers” if this weren’t a family a newspaper — to admit this... _\ Itis painful for a patriotic Greater: . Tiddlycovian like me to concede that - the people over on the slum side of the North Shore might be smarter _ than we are. But the evidence is there, shout- ing into my one good ear. . : GEE WHULLIKERS, it hurts: « like hell — “hell” being the -- --word I would have started off... ‘with instead of “gee whillik- commission, North Vancouver District trict residents alike.” 4 yo ‘mailbox Capilano Road corridor Open letter to North Vancouver. District’s mayor ard council: There must be many complaints: on file concerning the dangesous traffic ‘situation in and around the Capilano Suspension Bridge, partic- ularly from the ‘residents of the Capilano Road corridor... Uf. the. present conditions ‘are allowed ‘to. continue: there will be serious accidents. Surely. this must be evident to you and your advisors. J: ’ For more than 40 years, the own- ers of the bridge have'systernatical- : ‘ly. changed’ a peaceful residential park-like area into an. extremely / . , busy. “commercial ‘enterprise~ han- . Gling: thousands ‘of : pedestrians, automobiles and buses ina single. : day.’. ee eee Moreover, this’ enterprise is situ- }*, ated right‘on a major thoroughfare “ (used by fire trucks, police, ambu-"" lance, logging ‘tricks,’ etc.) in the to the notion of a joint museum and ne * archive, I only wish Greater :’ < Tiddlycove had begged to get into the City-District discussions when — they began a'couple of years ago. “Then maybe we wouldn’t have the painfully sad little West *« Mancouver Museum and Archives oS As Martin Millerchip recently reported in the News , North" : Vancouver City and North - Poy - Vancouver District — two indistin- a » guishable peas in a geographic pod if ever there were two — have -. agreed in principle to jointly operate the North Vancouver Museum and Archives... |. Down the road, possibly, unless “there is a lethal pothole between “principle and practice, is a proposed -“ new $3.65 million Heritage Services Centre for the two North . Vancouvers. What a good idea. (But ‘get rid of that pretentious name from the Bureaucratic Gobbledygook Handbook, please. * “North Vancouver Museum and ‘ Archives”, needs no transtation for” illiterate'slobs such as me.) ‘The three North Shore municipal-* ~ ities got together long years ago to build Lions Gate Hospital. There is already. a boundary- dissolving:North Shore Recreation Commission. Now this. Some councillors, Millerchip “ writes, wondered aloud if a joint” library board lies ahead. * -. District Coun, Don Bell ‘ ‘ “described this as “amalgamation by degree.” Coun. Pat Munroe more ° ‘modestly called it “harmonization.” - It. was left to Coun. Pam Goldsmith- - - - have much unique history or - Jones to boldly spit out the A-word ” without qualification: “We should be ‘ amalgamated municipalities.” » Well, speaking as an outsider : merely peeping at the two North *Yancouvers from west of the Capilano, I think someone, ought to warble Lohengrin and tootle Here» ‘ Comes the Bride on the pipe organ,» . and stand back and see if these two coy municipalities kind of pick up ‘-on the idea and get hitched. “The duplication of expensive ser- - * vices is idiculous. And, getting back a ws and the whole costly business of : ’ buying ’and restoring the Gertrude ~ - Lawson home to house it — at a '. purchase price of $750,000, plus the © - Shock of discovering that it needed © fundamental restoration that delayed its opening by a year or more. * The blunt fact is that the Lawson home, though appealing enough, has limited charm — if you let me say .So, my home province of Ontario has thousands of houses of greater. age, graciousness and architectural ©» significance, a dozen of them in any. ° - small old village — and even more. ’ limited space. Not that it needs — . ‘much, Because the even more blunt fact is that West Vancouver doesn’t - ~ archives of consequence, I don’t think it’s ever made the public prints, but soon after it: opened, its North Vancouver coun- terpart offered it some West : - Vancouver artifacts that it had tucked » away. Declined. No room for them, the staff said. : The museum offers a pleasant 4 break in the forest of apartments growing up nearby. And somewhat more space and dignity around, and | _ for the staff of, West Vancouver's * . congestion needs relief hood, “whichis ill- equipped to han-- : ‘dle ‘such heavy traffic around : the bridge area. ' Again, ‘this must. be evident. to you and your. advisors. °° Will you kindly advise your con-.: *stituents‘about what steps are being taken fo alleviate “ problem a and - who will pay? Mrs. MLE Dolan” North Vancouver : MAILBOX POLICY LETTERS. TO the, editor must’ be legible (preferably typewritten) and ‘include ‘your name, full addre: * telephone ‘number. :: North Shore News cannot pu “all lettérs. Published letters: may be. edited for brevity: clarity, accuracy, “legality and taste. Letters ‘can be 5 faxed to'985-2104. but ‘still must be middie of a: residential neighbor- ue ‘. it's an expensive embarrassment. : Getting back to the stealthy step- » By-step possibie amalgamation of _ the two North Vancouvers, rit raise . little historical waming of my own. Humphreys, then a North Vancouve ~. City alderman, his career as West Vancouver mayor still ahead of, him, had the vision of uniting the two. North Vancouvers under the fine. - name City.of Capilano. = As Humphreys explains i in his’ _ just-completed memoirs — a spien- did book, of which more soon — the : idea was scuppered not by the’ _/ Runicipal politicians but by (wait for, “it, wait for it) their fire departments. Yes, the firemen’s fiefdoms, with " their hostility to anythitig that threat ened their seniority list and rational- ‘ized other cosy atrangements, torpe- / doed the deal." : Bet things haven’ t changed. . i eee And speaking of Derrick Humphreys, the old boy, as natt and vigorous ’as ever approaching - 82, deserves applause for virtually single handedly raising the doubts . that led to West Vancouver council's decision Monday. not to proceed with the Greater Vancouver Regional ’District’s tear-up-the- Seawall, lay- .down-the-sewer scheme. : Gee whillikers, wish I had his: energy. Hell, ¢ oF half a as § much, '