44 - Wednesday, July 17, 1991 - 1, sf “yes | have seveta' rimes. estaurants for identificator a aye inker and | don Ym not pink it's BO t eopie under 19 don't North Shore News Have you ever ordered and been served alcoholic beverages in a restaurant while under 49? “Yes Ss i - Stall aren: Ent i barge aautants as they anc pars. taff don't have th in B '0 ask for Lo." “time Anenymous ate no problem getting as under age. { when | w Bianca “| had alcohol Kristen For the week ending July 12 # Artist: . % Crash Test Dummies Paula Abdul . London Beat Guns n’ Roses Brvan Adams * Alanis . Extreme . Luther Vandross . Lenny Kravitz . %& Glass Tiger . * Men Without Hats . Marc Cohn . Crystal Waters . Crowded House . Color Me Badd . Roxette . Bonnie Raitt . Harriet . * Maestro Fresh Wes . Michael Bolton . Chiis Rea Simple Minds . REM . Seal . Sinead O'Connor . The KLF . Red Stewart * World On Edge . Monie Love . Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers Title: Superman's Song Rush, Rush A Better Love You Could Be Mine Everything | Do {I Do It For You) Too Hot More Than Words Power Of LovelLove Power tt Ain't Over Til It’s Over Rhythm Of Your Love Sideways Walking In Memphis Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless) Chocolate Cake ! Wanna Sex You Up Fading Like A Flower Something To Talk About Woman To Man Conductin’ Thangs Love Is A Wonderful Thing Looking For Summer See The Light Shiny Happy People Crazy My Special Child 3am. Eternal The Motown Song Wash The Rain it's A Shame (Little Sister) Learning To Fly * Denotes Canadian video Courtesy of the Nation’s Music Station SSSOOCSOHHSHSSOSHSICOTSSHRTSIERCSCOSOSE @Vseeesooce Hey, and just in ime. The Boo- man sounded like he was going off the deep-end. Slap the Noodles, Brainpaint? Like what the? Anybody out there know what the heck he was talking about? Or what he had been smoking? Like | said, he’s never been the same since Woodstock. But what about the Beatman you might be asking? What's he been up to? Well, he's been ramblin’, gamblin’ round this old town searching for some hepcat Slingo, and he’s also been keeping a low profile so’s the editor won't remember about that slip up with scurfers. Anyway, the Beatman is here for awhile, but the Bopman might be back later this summer because he needs the bread, as we used to say way back in the’60s. So dig this: » Gone bungy: (wigged out: mind-blown; or just plain crazy) as in: “He's gone bungy man.” TueRES NOTHING AS FUN » Lunched: (broke and dusticated) as in: “Oops. tunched another one.” » Cut the cheese: (bad odor) as tn: “Whoa, who cut the cheese. pI'M FEELING LIGHT HEADED BD .ACTUALLY, THAD A CoG once THAT CHEWED UP MOMS GOoD CORTAING , SO SHE Bok HM BACK to THE PET SHOP AND ARADED WIM IN ON GOU,DUDE. ICANT YOU FEE! SCHOOLBORK, I ALWAYS SAY! SN YEARS AGO SMOKING WAS. CONSIDEREE 70 BE NORMAL FOR MEN BUT VERY UNDIGNIFIED FOR WOMEN, THAT I 1908 SO MUCH SO NEW YORK CITY MADE IV AN OFFENCE FOR WOMEN TO SMOKE IN PUELIC! THE SOVIET UNION HAS B MORE COCTCRS THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY WITH MORE THAN 830,000 QUALIFIED BY PRACTITIONERS. THIS 8 IS EIGHT TIMES MORE THEM ENGLAND ANO RB WALES WHOSE POPULATION §5 ABOUT Sif TIMES LESS. CANT YOU FEEL iT, FRANCIS? L ALL THE wD (Ot Usted Paonee Oyrecete ew i, CON EUROPE. VERS BULD CAMS ¥ “BEA BY CUTTING DOWN TREES ANO THEY. ARE Ss THE. ) $0 G00 : THAT THEY CAN § GNAW THROUSH A aT