WHIT started as a lit- tle tale about a guy who was whining about getting four bot- tles of beer taken by police at last Wednesday’s Symphony of Fire event has some- how blossomed into one of the major news stories of the week. In the morning tab the day after, the ever witty and erudite columnist Peter Clough, told us of the inci- dent in 3 piece headed “Boys in blue bag brewskis.” Great alliteration in the lighthcart- ed headline and an apt descriptor of the storyline. But what followed was a veritable deluge of news reports on all the major radio and television stations as well as front page news in the next couple of editions of the daily papers. All day Friday and Saturday, newscasts were following the story, inter- viewing criminologists, civil libertarians, lawyers and vari- ous other talking heads. The talk shows were focused on the issue with one wag sug- esting it was one step away om the tactics of the brown mailbox crime and | punishment shirts and jackboots of Nazi Germany. Vancouver Police spokesperson Anne Drennan did her level best to explain the position of the police and even went so far as to quote the appropriate authorizing section of the Liquor Controt and Licensing Act in an effort to educate the ill- informed. And all for naught. Saturday*s newscasts were abuzz with the question of whether the police would continue the seizures for thar hight’s event. Now, I grane you it’s been a slow news week but really, brown shirts and jack- boots? The police began check- ing for booze at bottlenecks such as the Skytrain stations and the Seabus terminal six years ago in the wake of the ’94 Stanley Cup riot. For all that time they have t