IT TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN! COME Ob! \ GET AWAY If TASTES WITH LIKE THAT STUFF! CHICKED! 1 TASTE THIS! © (T TASTES LIKE ax q SAID, “MONEY © 1999 by NEA. ing. BUT (T WAS ALL IL HAD A DATE BOMAKITEC C1 WITH: A WRITER LAST NIGHT © 1993 by NEA, Inc. RIZZWELLS® by Bill Schorr nT NEVER, GET INA FOOD FIGHT v) | UST NGTH A’ BEER, @ 1993 by NEA, prace [S OKAY Byr WE SERVICE . STAINES. leo CEEOL IS om th "Remember, we're wi n a weit] -go'try not ot be self-conscious. @ 1903 by NEA, Inc. J. . cos Astrology creates cosmos from chaos A basic message of astrology is a message of order in a seerningly disordered society, or (as in the days of primitive humankind) in a jungle environment which seemed to reveal but chaos, caprice of ‘‘fate,’? danger and fear. Robert Modern ‘‘man’’ may have con- quered much of the physical jungle, but he cannot yet feed adequately two-thirds or more of a proliferating earth population. He has learned to use nuclear forces, but he coldly juggles with calculations of tens of millions of deaths in all-out war; and modern psyches are often reminiscent of jungles, Everywhere, at every moment, great tides of change sweep: over all existences, yet there is foreseeable repetition; there are patterns of transformations, cyclic . processes at work. There is order, as well as change; an order immanent in all changes. It is an existential order, and we need no longer see it as something utterly transcendant, and/or exte- rior to existential processes. Astrology was the first human expression of an awareness of order. : That there was order and struc- ture of existence seemed such a wonderful and supernatural thing that, for primitive man, this could only be the work of gods, or God. Whether it is or not is fargely a matter of. semantics, of defining carefully one’s terms. Personality is the organic whole in which the physiological and psychomental’ natures of: humankind are integrated. Therefore it. represents the wholeness of the human being as . a microcosm, mankind as a com- plete image of the celestial order of the skies, mankind as a whole © HEAVENS ABOVE. early week. Minor distractions, Wednesday. Stay with plans. Thursday, someone helps you. New discovery, Friday. Saturday, ¢x- travagant. &> CANCER (June 22-Jnly 23) Sunday, I. remind you: love gives everything for nothing everlastingly.. Early week, others meet you halfway. Pressure, Wednesday. Thursday, emotions supported. You respond to others needs, . Friday. Saturday, its easy to overdo ? ' LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) Be loved, Leo. The giving will take care of itself. Early week, romance and rec- reation. Challenges, Wednesday. Careful. Look deep. within, Thursday. Friday, you are agreeable. Compliment someone, Satur- day, You'll be glad you did. . . VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23) | You are up for. change. Don’t resist. Early week, pay attention to’ those you love. Emotional, Tuesday. Mid-week, sort things out. Thursday, exciting.“Com- munity-. involvement, | Friday. ;: Saturday, romance, nee, solar system operating on the . background of, and in constant relationship to,. the zodiac . or . galaxy. Astrology is an art of life- -interpretation. It provides us with a technique for the development and fulfillment of ‘‘personality.”’ Its aim is to transform chaotic human nature into a.microcosm. When man becomes that, he/she . ‘demonstrates personality to‘ the’ fullest extent and manifests as.a. living person, or. as a- great per- sonage. re The goal of astrology is the alchemy of. personality. It. is: to transform chaos into. cosmos, col- lective human nature into individ- ‘ ual, creative personality... * At this time, as I have written, ‘the. Neptunian “ aspect of con- _ sciousness is being awakened. The. Neptune within helps everyone realize that the state cannot exist without variations of colors and songs, nor can the state exist without equal respect for the brilliance of each person's heritage. : Neptune dares the evolving con- sciousness to know that there are no Number Ones unless everyone is Number One. | Next week: “The Alpha and ._Omega’”’’ Feb. 14-20, 1993 “[7° ARIES (March 21-April 20) 5 Early week, Aries, do something special for ‘those whom you .want to be closer to. A hunch,. Tuesday, on target. Mid-week, chailenging: Imagination active, Thursday. Off on a tangent. Friday, — delightful. Saturday, entertain. Enjoy yourself, Sha pod tS TAURUS (April 21-May 21) . Child of’ Venus, love: someone. Monday, a deadline to mect. Unwind, tet go, Tucsday. Wednesday, take a chance. Good aspects for home life, Thursday,. Fri- day, an attraction at work. Balance home and work, Saturday. .° vey TL. Genaint (stay 22-June 21) ’ Family: tension, Sunday, Gemini. :.~ Love someone. A new. idea well received, Tiety PS LaBRA (Sept. 24-060. 23) . A happy Valentine's Day it will be. ~ _ You love love. Early week, share. creative *: ideas. Easy does it, Wednesday..Gen't ne-. giect your health, Thursday. Fricey, if in-'” vited, go. Saturday, ‘avoid impetuous! behavior. Focus on something constructive. -- ‘SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov, 22). : An exciting Valentine’s Day,’ Scor- pio. Not soon forgotten. Early week, finan- cial discussions. Someone longs to know how. you feel, Wednesday. Sound familiar?” Thursday, romance. Friday, side-step : the argument. Take a hike, Saturday. © : Al SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) | Extend yourself and your affection will be returned a hundredfold. Early week,’ me move ahead with confidence. A challenge, ‘ Wednesday. You. handle it with gusto.’ Thursday, you begin concentrating on home life, Travel favored, Friday and Saturday. ® CAPRICORN (Dec, 22.52n. 20) Turn attention to the one you love, Sunday, Capricorn. Early week, the best- taid plans hit a minor snag. Mid-week, start again, Thursday, move beyond your circle of friends. Follow. hunches. You are: in- tuitive, Friday. Saturday, your presence uplifts. YAY AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb, 19) we The gift of love; yours to give and recejve. Early week, stretch your imagina- tion, Unexpected news, Tuesday. Wednes- day, relations with co-workers improve.. Self-assured, . Thursday. A_ friend needs support, Friday. Saturday, be wary in all financial dealings. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) ‘ Remember the one you love best, — Pisces, Your love of the spiritual and mystical is heightened. Renew an old friendship. New friends, Wednesday. Par- ucipate in a group, Thursday. You [eel good. Avoid ‘extravagance or waste, Friday . and Saturday. ‘ Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician, .therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of “30 ‘years’ experience. .He oifers thorough, '.in-depth, substantive © astrological ‘readings, as well as’ empowering | psychologically. and metaphysically. oriented counsel- ‘ling’. sessions. Contact’ Carole: |“: - 929-4049, wo ren