Wife gets fed up with television sports A woman in Florida was so fed up with her husband’s obsession with football that she shot him twice when he tuned into the Dallas- Philadelphia game last Sunday, police reported. Michael Lenick, 63, came out.of the shower Sun- day and settled down to watch the Cowboys-Eagles game. His wife, Marlene, wanted to | watch . the news, After telling him she had “had enough of ‘that football,’’ she. went to the bedroom and returned to the den with a .38- calibre handgun,,. police said. One bullet’ grazed Lenick’s' abdomen; the. other penetrated: ‘his . left shoulder blade and exited. through his neck. He was reported to be in good condition:in hospital the day- following the shooting. eno. In September police in Springfi ield, "_.- Massachusetts,, charged wheelchair-bound . Anthony C. 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Prozac; 9, Zantac; 10. Apo-Ranitidine. James B. Pemberton went out of business in Nashville, Tennessee, in July when the police closed down a stand at which he sold allegedly phoney designer purses and watches. Pemberton had set up his stand: in a_ third-floor hallway in Nashville Metro police department headquarters, and had been in business for 10 minutes’ when some. female. police employees became suspicious about the steep markdowns of his wares. “A Tokyo’ company announced in July. that it will market. videos consistingsolely of torture victims from war in -the former -Yugoslavia. A company spokesman said that, although ‘‘Japanese have feelings of love even after someone dies,’’ he felt the videos would be popular because ‘‘only. foreigners’. bodies would be shown.’’ : ‘by Valerie Costantino AREN'T YOU FEBUNG! WELL, VAL? by Kelly Kennedy DAGNEY.., VOMIT SPILL. AT TALE 3 by 0.K. Elkins tee SASSY ICT eS (Ot I PY pits HOROSCO Seeing that all types of phenomena interrelated — PART i: Introduction to ‘*Considerations’’: HEAVENS ABOVE As my old acquaintance, Bucky Fuller, once pointed out, ‘The word ‘consideration’ means ‘put- ting the stars together.’ ”” Also, a Dr. Salmonoff, French philosopher of medicine, compar- ing one day the atlas of space and an atlas of our brain, was struck by the identical arrangement of the cells of the cortex and the stars and galaxies.: ' It is no wonder, then, that I refer to my-recorded astrological ’ readings as‘‘‘consicerations.”” in the interest of educating those for whom I delineate charts as to what astrology is all about, ! provide the following introduction to considerations. - q l encourage my “‘client’’ to read it carefully prior to simply allow- ing the taped reading to wash over her/him like the warm (sometimes cool) waters of a waterfall. The astrologer has the ‘'tool” or language which provides the capacity to know you quite well. ' This introduction wili orient you to the consciousness involved, the process, the.implications inherent in astrological knowledge. — The content of your reading will mean more to you in the fullness of time. It requires two or three hearings, preferably alone, un-: distracted by the presence of another, : The reading is richly thorough, substantial, in-depth. Please par- ticipate by synthesizing/blen-° ding/incorporating all that I~ relate, translating it to what you know in your terms about the nature of your life, '' It is vour life. You are respon- sible for it. You create your reality which continually unfolds in ac- cordance with your belief systems and various considerations about yourself and life irs: jencral at any given moment in so-called time. Astrology, rightly applied, is a true science, as opposed to “‘pseudo’’; most importantly, it is an intuitive art. As such, only intuitive, spititually oriented people can tightly delineate a horoscope. Beware of dilettante astrologers and superficial practitioners of ... whatever! Ail phenomena in the ‘heavens’ (macrocosm) and on Earth (microcosm) are inter- related, The cosmos is one living, breathing being or orgznism. The old adage that we are microcosms of macrocosm is niis- leading. {¢ implies ‘‘two."' To be continued next week. Nov. 7-13, 1993 ARTES (March 21-Aprii 20) You have a right to some leisure, Sunday, Aries. Early week, you are called to serve others, Jupiter emers Scorpio, Wed- nesday, ushering in a year for self-renewal and self-improvement. Take the tead, Thursday. A promotion, legacy or other “friends, early week, Gemini. : : Launch house.: windfall, Friday or Saturday. ts TAURUS (April 21-May 21) oP riunities, carly week, to. irm- press top officials, Taurus. Tuesday begins a six-week period when inner spiritual. goals assume greater importance. From Wednes~ day to year’s end, you and your mate can renew your relationship, Reack out and help’ others, Thursday, Friday, new love is: favored. Saturday could bring passion. “ LE cenint (tay 22-3000 2 Overcome : misunderstandings - with “You are op- timistic about partnerships, .Wednesday. Business travel favored, Thursday. You may ..commit,. Friday, to your sweetheart.: New moon, Saturday. Seek to renew your health. - You could feel more empowered. Choose to love and be loved... +> Does Re) CANCER (June 22-July 23) 020 . . Is your spouse suspicious? Sunday find‘ out,” Monday, poo}. contacts and.” resources with. ‘certain friends. ‘fuesday © ushers in a@ six-week: period of rapid ‘career progress.. From Wednesday, luck. ia speculation through year’s end. You meet ' Thursday's challenges successfuily. Friday, a. money coup. An opportunity for work yo can love, Saturday, . 2 LEG Wuly 24-Aug. 23) eet The -work week starts outwith ‘a: bang, Leo. From Tuesday,: the next six wecks bring opportunities for: travel. Nei- working. pays off, Wednesday. Thursiay, share hopes ‘and dreams with . your. mate. Lucky. in business, Friday. A ‘‘deal’'. could: vay. Off nicely. New. moon, Saturday. home. , TIA vinco (aug. 245000. 25), Be ready for.a. busy, profitable. week, Phone calls and money! F day, six. weeks: of highlighted ‘activity. at heme. From Wednesday, for the next-year, you'll enjoy groups of like-minded people and pursuing higher - education.” Plan-’a special outing, Thursday.. Friday, you: suc ceed in public relations, “You solve a real. life mystery, Sunday... - am ue Me LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23) am Early week, Libra,, many people teek your opinion and advice, Overdue tec- ognition, Wednesday, More . moacy: and : general advancement. . Relations with. co- workers harmonious, Thursday.'. Friday. could be a ‘‘windfall"* day! Put: plans into action, Saturday. Accept that new job, sign the contract or make an offer on that new.” SCORPIO (Get. 24-Nov. 22)". * Early week, Scorpio, activities with mate,. friends and. business” associates . al! cnjoy favorable aspects, From Wednusday ° on, pul finances on. a more solid footing. . Plan a family. outing, Thursday. Ask, and - your request will. be granted, Fridey. Satur ‘day, say hello to a bright.new future, a on SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 25-bec, 21): , Guard valuables < from. theft;