20 ~ Sunday, September 15, 1996 — North Shore News The potic\ church’s deposits. ees Bedford, Virginia — John M. Kirby recently decided to show off to his passengers as he drove by a group of police officers demonstrating drug bust techniques to reporters. Kirby yelled some trash talk, and the officers, secing Kirby’ 's faulty taillight, chased ‘him, According to police, THE London insurance bro- kerage Goodfellow Rebecca Ingrams. Pearson has announced it will begin to offer policies to cover people worried about alien abduc- tion. - A premium of about $155 a year would pay off about $160,000 to an. abductee (provided the. abductor was not from Earth) and double that if the insured is impreg- nated during the abduction. ' Since alien powers. are “unknown, men can purchase the -impregnation -rider, ‘also. Said: Goodfellow director. - Simon Burgess, “I personally : would 1 not may (ui) pti." Kirby had manjuana in the truck and a suspended driver's licence. @ee After an investigation, Montreal coroner Teresa Sourour criticized the Fleury Hospital for its judgment in January not to come immedi- ately to the aid of a 75-year- old man who had suffered a heart attack just outside the building. Hospital employees dis- cussed whether to go out in the minus-20-degree weather to help the man but finally decided just to call an ambu- Jance. The man. died a. few “ minutes later. . “ William Keith Fortner, 35, whom a judge put on proba- tion last year for cending three Jude. photos of himself to'a - nurse, ° pleaded . guilty -in, ‘St. bai ae a-recent’: “of. making the :. wa : : spokesnian, ; “(Tyhe officers thought they needed to do what they did to. -* “make the’ case : ‘in; * June, ‘North Carolina’s ‘Alcohol Law’ Enforcement (ALE) agents in. -- Jacksonville “made similar admissions, - * One agent testified that he - put. his‘fingers on’a woman's genitals: in. order to “feel it ccurring.”. Said ALE’s lawyer, “If. this wasn’t the “proper. role .of law enforce- -ment, I don’t know what is.” by wo vores (1,170 to 1,168) in the Republican primary for a state senate seat in June, and the next month realized that _ his father-in-law’s and moth- er-in-law’s votes for him had not been counted because a death in the family had delayed their mailing in their write-in ballots. ees Amid howls of protest, John Crutchley, 49, Florida’s “vampire rapist” and a benefi- Louis - in, July’ to ‘sending = another one — to the ‘judge : _who ve him the probation: er: the probation ended ‘in. February, Forterteft a “message on the female judge’ s voice mail that seid: “I really like you, I hope you don’t get upset with the picture’I (am sending). Thope you remem: ber me.” After the major riot in April. at the Winnipeg jail, supervisors hired many tem- porary workers to clean up, and among those who applied and ‘was hired, according to the: Winnipeg Sun, was Stephen Lee Gressman, 30, -who .was. at. the time .on «Manitoba’s 10 Most Wanted _ list for extortion and assault. He worked a few days and ‘ left town just before being ‘The federal. appeals’ court -in, St.” Louis. has forced "] ‘Nationwide Insurance.Co. to award ; a slogan-contest-win .~ ning’ ex-employee. “his- and- ~ hers” Mercedes-Benzes ; despite the company’s claim “that it was just kidding. And in’ July, David Lee - filed a lawsuit against the Cafe - Santa Fein Rogers, Arkansas, : after it denied him a Kawasaki: . Jet Ski. because he failed to. write a reason why he liked a certain menu item on_ his prize-winning entry form. Lee contends ‘that the required “25 .words. or less” - includes “zero words”: Ottawa, Ohio — Church ~ secretary.’ Linda Siefer has been sentenced to two years in, prison for a scheme in which “she systematically removed all $20 Eills from the ‘ ‘collection’ plates at’ St. Michael's Catholic Church _ over a four-year riod. . Siefer“and her husband - lived -well above their com- bined $32,000. income, . but the scheme did.not come to light until’ a bank employee “¢ thought it odd that there were ‘y Mever: Any: ,$20, bills .in_ the Roby hes Panes . identified. Mineola, N.Y. — Richard Gallagher was arrested and charged with aggravated harassment after making — 2 ‘telephone call to get hel blowing up the high sc ool where he had j just lost his job as custodi The call he made was to a “Peter King,” whose number Gallagher had obtained from a friend. . - Unknown to Gallagher, Peter King is a U.S. congress- man. Said Gallagher to police, . “I thought ‘he was one cf the boys.” . e@o¢ Julian Carlo Fagetti, 30, kicked off his TV ad campaign for a seat on the city council of Curitiba, Brazil, by. standing before the camera nude except for one rochures held in a strategic spot. | Said Fagotti, “(My oppo- ments) are the ones to be ashamed (for how they: treat the voters).” se8@ Albuquerque school- teacher Scott Glasrud failed NOTICE OF NOMINATION. Nominations for qualified . . is out the ciary of the state’s early- release prison program, was Jet out on 50 years’ probation last month after serving, only 10 years in prison for a heinous, blood-drinking rape in 1985. However, Crutchley vio- lated probation by testing positive for marijuana use on the day of his release. Thus, he lost the benefit of carly release, and for drug use dur- ing probation, he was returned to serve the 50 years behind bars, Our 38th Year 1.C. B.C. - B.C.A. A, - Al APPROVED CENTRE DON TAYLOR Some owner, ame high tech equipped shop OF LIST OF REGISTERED candidates ‘will be received at the Municipal Ha!l beginning at 9:90 a.m., Tuesday, October 1, 1996 ~ until 4:00 p.m. Friday, October _ 11, 1996, and during that period the nomination documents will ~ only be received between'8:30 a.in. and-4:30 p.m. Monday to ELECTORS The List of Registered Electots is i available for public inspection’ .. from Tuesday, October 1-, 1996, until the close“of voting on the *~ general voting day atthe Municipal Hali between, 8:30 a.zn Friday, except Statutory Holidays, and 4:30 p.m. Monday to Friday. “for the following offices: except Statutory Holy. Advance Registratio to be-an . “ak pistes 24'at 4:30'p.m ends Mayor 3 year term - 1 to be elected” Councillor 3 year term - 6 to be elected ‘School Trustee 3 year term - 4 to be elected OBJECTION TO. REGISTRATION oF AN ELECTOR . Objections to the registration of a ‘ register at te District of North: #5 " person whose name appears on ~ the list of registered electors must: be received in writing before 4:00 p.m. on Friday, October 11, 1996, Qualified piopeiy -elecirs: resident property ow et3). who; of his - You qualify to be nominated for office, and to be elected to hold office if you: * are 18 years of age or older on Voting Day ¢ are a Canadian Citizen «have resided in B.C. for six months * are not disqualified by law from _ being nominated to, elected to, ’ or holding office. Nomination documents, tequirements, procedures and related information for prospective candidates, candidates agents or elector organizations are now available in the Clerks Office. + ayt vy wre ” An objection may only be made by a person entitled to be registered as an elector of the’ District of North Vancouver and can only be made on the basis that the person whose name appears has died or is not ; qualified to be registered as an elector in the District of North Vancouver, “. vote must apply at the Municipai i ‘wish to register at the time they Hall on or before November 1,.)% 1996, for a property elector certificate. Phone ahead to : enquire about required » documentation - 990-2424. For Further Information Watch for details on vot on the election. All enquiries should be directed to“ Dennis W. Back Chief Election Officer “ September 15, 1996.”