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LAW students will

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legal advice on the
_North Shore,

The Law Students’ Legal
Advice Program will run Jan.
6 through March 23.

The program provides
assistance to low income resi-
dents.

the supervision of a lawyer.
The clinics will uperate in the
evenings.

Areas of law in which vol-
unteers will advise include
small claims; criminal (sum-
mary offences only); land-
lord/tenant dispures; appeals
for welfare, UIC, WCB and
CPP; and _— uncontested
divorces.

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BRITISH doctors, writing in
The Lancer in November,
announced they were stumped
and asked for help worldwide
in diagnosing a man’s infected
hand that has for five years car-
ried an incredibly putrid odor.
A finger was nicked while
the man was dressing chicken
carcasses, with the cut yielding
an “overpowering” odor that
is “almost intolerable” in a
closed examination room.

Spitting images of Roberto
Alomar in the news:

East Pittsburgh school cus-
todian Anthony DePaulo spit
on the car of a city councilman
he did not like;

Robert Cossia spit on tic
truck of Gregory Brown (and
allegedly on Brown himself),
after a dispute over a bounced
check in Hlinois;

British doctors reported in
The Lancet that meningitis was
passed to a man when another
spit in his face;

And according to US.
News & World Report, the
National Spit Tobacco
Education Program happily
reported that televised tobac-
co chewing and spitting dur-
ing the 1996 World Series was
down 80% from the average
over the last 10 years.

that it was he who vomited
publicly on two masterpieces
this vear and that he plans a
third episode.

Ac the Are Gallery of

Onrario in May, he regurgitat-
ed red toad coloring on a
Raoul Duty work, and ar New

York Ciry’s Museum of
Modern Art on Nov, 2, he
threw up in blue on a Piet
Modrian painting.

His third work will be in
yellow. His goal, he said, is “to
liberate individuals and living
creatures from [art’s] banal,

oppressive representation.”
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German physicians from
Eberhard-Karls University in
Tubingen reported in fast
month’s New England Journal
of Medicine that a 53-year-old
surgeon accidentally teans-
planted 3 patient’s malignant
tumor cells into his own hand
when he nicked it during
surgery on the patient.

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