. A2 - Wednesday, September 14, 1983 - North Shore News | strictly personal _ by Bob Hunter THE OTHER NIGHT, believe it or not, I dreamed about Brian-Mulroney. It was a bizarre dream. I was sitting at a bench on somebody's patio. A large party was going on. Mulroney came and sat down beside me and began talking. The exact content of his words is lost now, except, towards the end, he began to whisper in my ear. Some kind of research project had to be done and I was the guy he wanted to do it, Mulroney said. There would be federal money available. Of course it all depended on the Tories getting elected... ° This was transmitted in that soft sandpaper smoker's voice which tells us that someday he'll sound like Tempe attached housing drop Rene Levesque. And I must admit he was immaculate mm his attire. He chuckled and smiled a lot. Then, after I had nodded my agreement that I would indeed be glad to undertake the research project he had in mind, Mulroney leaned over and kissed me on the forehead. There was nothing weird about it. Just the sort of manly, laughing, peck you might give an old fnend or a brother or cousin. But as the dream faded, I was left thinking, almost tearfully, what a great guy Brian was! Then I awoke - horrified, of course. My first thought was: The ATTACHED HOUSING will not be a part of Tempe Heights, according to a revised North Vancouver City plan for the area. The plan was revised after a public hearing into Tempe Heights development on July 11, when residents of the area objected to attached housing in the currently undeveloped area bounded by 29th Street, Tempe Crescent and the Upper Levels Highway. City staff also revised CELLULITE on FAT. 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Trying to eliminate the possibilities, I went through such likelihoods as a drug slipped into one's morning cup of milk, a perfume mixed in with the molecules of the newspaper, subliminal blasts or radioactive coded messages from the TV set, or subsonic impulses emitted by car radios. Any of these was a distinct possibility. It is not the first time a politician has penetrated the inner sanctum of my sub- concious. Indeed, if you doa poll of your friends, Pm sure you'll find, as I did, that most of them at some time or other dream about politicians. It only makes sense. We see them on the tube, listen would have led to people using it as a shortcut to Lonsdale Avenue. In the revised plan, the lane is 20 feet wide and does not connect with 26th Street. Council voted Monday to send the revised plan to the Advisory Planning Com- mission for comment. City Development Director Frank Morris estimated that the plan might be ready to be submitted to another public hearing in early October. (p@wote not (rom Ny cntwuork onty) to them over the radio more often by far than we talk to our own mothers by telephone, and certainly, via the boob tube, we see them as surely as Star Wars-type holograms beamied into our living rooms. Over the years, my dreams about Pierre Trudeau have passed through a_ weird osmosis. Once, he did ac- tually appear in the guise of Napoleon at the head of a vast army of men_ in greatcoats, but, blush, that was a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away. The last Trudeau dream I has was several months ago. I was skiing down a slope in terror, followed by a giant black flying lizard with Trudeau's head, his beak filled with fangs. His mocking, blood-chilling shriek echoed across the frozen hills. And he was gaining... I am kidding! Joe Clark never appeared in my dreams that I recall. And so far neither has Ed Broadbent. Dave Barrett made it into my head quite often and Bill Bennett appeared a couple of times, although I absolutely not Council's unanimous vote to send the plan to the commission came despite two other options for Tempe Heights presented by staff Monday. One called for attached housing and more park area, while the other did not include any small lots. The approved plan _ in- cludes 43 lots smaller than 6,000 square feet (an average never got to talk k&,; Jona Campagna: has appeared in my dreaky 4; least once. She tried to rey, a comic book I had give her, explaining that I had - stolen it from the fisheries department, where it was being circulated as a secret memo. I wanted her to do something about this, but all she did was take off her glasses and give me a stern look for being so naughty. I was thoroughly chastised. I do remember vividly a dream in which John Diefenbaker appeared. He- and I and Winston Churchill were having a discussion about the fate of the world. But this, too, was a long time ago... I find the fact that the Tories have managed to project Mulroney right smack into the middle of my subconscious mind rather alarming, even if they didn’t resort to drugs, subliminal messages or electronic implants in my brain stem. How did they do it? Oh well, what does it matter? Brian is a neat guy. And that’s what counts! size lot) and 193 lots larger than 6,000 square feet. The so-called “small lots” will be surrounded by larger lots to. retain the character of the existing neighborhood, Morris told council. If the plan is approved, people who buy the small lots will be limited in the size of house they can build, he said. It's no Fish Story! We've hooked the Biggest Seatood Setection in Town at the Lowest Prices! Fresh & Frozen Quality Seafood at Bargain Prices FRESH WHOLE SHRIMP (Ib.) LIVE LOBSTER (Ib.) er x= SEAWEST Phone: 985-5156 FRESH SHRIMP, (Ib.) PINK SALMON (Ib.) 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