H 8.--Wednesday, June .11,-1986 — North Shore News ‘Doug Collins | ® get this straight e HERE‘S”A little story for you. It wiil . provide one more proof that you and I will soon be the only ones who haven’ t qualified, for the madhouse, told; She? Papper tetrt school ed? ai id “sent me the association’s report, no doubt) the kid was found not guilty because his rights under oir. t ? great..: Charter ‘of Rights --and_ “Freedoms had been violated. Not ‘only that, but his confessions were inadmissable. as evidence because they had been induced rather than, ° being eyoluntary. : tl srefore i in contravention: Of oe eniiy He 5 Shakuntp, Chava "admitted ‘in S'she (And were. Ordinary common-sense -mor- tals might think that any principal - would be entitled to question a kid - about theft in school. But times seem to have changed, comrades. This being a public school, the judge ruled that the principal was an agent of the state.- Kt therefore t the boy’s being call- rincipal’s office’ was’ ‘equivalent to arrest or detention. So,. ‘apparently, everyone should have. been’ wary of the complica- ; tions of the Young’ ‘OF fenders: Act : . “AI this, raises the prospect of : “teachers and principals having to have. law ‘degrees if they, want to. Stay’ out. the teach ~ Ahopelessly | old-fashioned i in think... -ing shie could settle an issue of this f. ‘trouble.’ In any’ case, in this little. farce was - while to tell you that all will be well if the money is slipped into my'‘purse infinite.- “IT can do neither of those things, however, because our lunatics in Ottawa have: dreamed: di ‘Freedoms, which makes you, free to. steal my money with 8 thieving ways, I will : bring - into disrepute. ‘So what I _tell you is that you should certain- ly not own up, and that if you.are sumimoned. to the principal's of- have the. Hem to-retain Boe” tof he quest on, I would like. 445. Main St. N. Vancouver Pm’ contemplating the 1856 Lonsdale 987-5944 © Par ing at rear