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_compliod by A P. McCredie

LOWELL ALTVATER, 80,
has been charged with negli-
gent assault in Ohio after he
thought he saw a rat in his
barn and fired his shotgun at
it

{It turned out to be his
wife's hat, which she was
wearing. Mrs. — Altvater
begged police not to file
charges, but they did, in part
because Lowell had shot him-
self in the leg in 1992 in the
same bern after thinking then,
too, that he had spotted a rat.

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Malaysia, a city controlled
by oun tslamie — party,
announced in January that it
would require: citizens who
deal with the government —
such as those who fine up to
make licence and utility pay-
ments — to be segregated by
gender, to prohibit excessive
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The city of Bacolod in the
Philippines endured a rash of
cemetery thefts last summer,
as a gang of thieves dug up
graves i) steal corpses’
kneecaps, which are thought
by some Filipinos to have
magical properties.

The kneecaps were
ground into powder and
burned outside homes in
order to put residents to sleep
so they would be easy targets
for the gang's burglaries,

A New York City physi-
cian, writing in a recent issue
of the journal Consultant,
described a case of “mega-
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year-old man had 12 pounds
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