TWO MILKSOPS have been talking about me in the legislature: David Schreck, the socialist MLA for North Van, and Jeremy Dalton the West Van Liberal. Both ‘‘rose”’ recently in the House to complain about my disgusting self, Schreck for the se- cond time. They were inspired by my splendid column on the riots and looting by black scum in Los Angeles and Toronto. Legions of minority critics were also inspired. Nut that they con- tested the points I made. They raved about ‘‘racism’’ and asked the attorney general to prosecute. They are also mounting a national campaign against me. Good! Their crony, Schreck, has a PhD and does a lot of mental ‘rambling. ‘‘Doctors’’ are often like that. He Stated, for instance, that my stuff is not a freedom of speech issue. The issue, he says, is whether a’ newspaper like this one should provide space ‘‘for the promotion | of extreme, intolerant vie-vs.”” ’ Extreme? What’s that? isn’t it extreme when politicians arbitrari- ly flood this country with people who do not share our culture? Isn’t it extreme when Schreck & Co. under the cover of ‘‘equal rights’’ want to give homos mar- riage benefits? . isn’t the NDP’s draft, social- fascist Human Rights Act ex- treme? Coulait’t it be used to force newspapers to hire political- ly-correct writers? Don’t talk to me about ‘‘extremes,’’ comrades. In bashing my stand against black and immigrant crime, Schreck imparts the startling in- formation that there are six billion people in :he world, most of whoni aren’t white. No doubt he wouldn’t mind if they ali ended up on the North Shore. He aiso tainks I should be con- . fined to writing about the Girl Guides. My columns, he says, ‘‘at worst draw accusations of racism and at best are attacks on multiculturalism.” * Well, anyone is a racist who opposes our crazy immigration policies. That means the majority of Canadiazs. 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I rise now, Mr. Speaker, to deal with Milksop Number Two, who is my MLA, although I have done nothing to deserve him. Dalton has no PhD. But judg- ing from the drivel Ke puts out he should be given an honorary one, just like socialist Rosemary Brown, the black fem from Jamaica who says I must be challenged, meaning silenced. (But the same fem makes excuses for Winnie Mandela the well-known criminal and ‘‘necktacing’’ eu- - thusiast.) Dalton whined at length about MOTORIZE YOUR MOUNTAIN BIKE SAX ENERGY CORP. 926-4942 bike shop Rae CTS - DANIEL J. RUTLEY, CCH. DIANE PAYETTE, MA. RCC. 986-9304 0 hate laws, false news and libel and slander laws. Count on him to support the upcoming Kil! Collins Act. No point in giving these guys a lecture on freedom of speech. They wouldn’t understand it. Dalton can‘t even read. . He stated, Mr. Speaker, that in promoting ‘‘hatred,’’ Iam ‘‘quick to hide behind the Charter of Rights in my own defence.” That's news to me. I have always damned the charter, which was put together by wanglers who prefer the French pattern of gov- ernment to the English. if the charter meant anything in terms of freedom it would be im- possible to hound dissidents in the way they have been hounded. But Dalion vigorously approves of that. If he can show me where I have cited the charter in my own defence I will sit in the public stocks outside city hall. He can throw the first rotten egg. These two could do with some education, and I am willing to be teacher. But I don’t think I will get the opportunity. When Schreck first “rose” against me, a promoter on the North Shore invited us to debate each other in the Centennial Theatre. I accepted. Schreck (whose name in German means Fright) refused. He likes using long-range ar- tiliery but objects to hand-to- hand combat. I hereby make an offer. If they | have the spine, I will debate the pair of them. Two against one should be fair enough. There’s something else. Schreck claims I represent only a small minority. In fact, | don’t repre- sent anybody. But Iam ready to test my public support against ais. Spring and Summer merchandise by Margareta, Adrienne Vittadini,Como and more. Wednesday, June 24, 1992 - North Shore News - 9 A message to our milksop MLAs If his government hasn’t put me in the slammer by the time the next provincial election is held I will run against him in North Van. He would have the party machine. I would be on my own. That might be what the Ger- mans call schrecklich (frightful). Better pass the Kil! Collins Act fast, Fright old man. P.S. Keep talking about me. pbabas pe’ aaa Kerrisdale 266-6211 © West Vancouver 926-2113 « Robson Street 681-6612 Kitsilano 736-9499 « White Rock 538-6688 — 60-75 years old — paying too much-tax — looking for Guaranteed Monthly Income? * Rates subject to chanye winout hole $50 000 Sneerur For more information please cali’ The North Shore’s only Fell Service lnvestment firm. 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