COMICS ARLO & JANIS® by Jimmy Johnson THESE OLD “TLOVE LUCY” SHOWS ARE WEIRD! ALWAYS ETHEL KNOWS THERE'LL BE TROUBLE, BUT SHE LETS LUCY SUCK HER IN! THE BORN LOSER® by Art and Chip Sansom Le THAD CAR TRoveLe. Tye olL PRESGURE WARNING Seal oy was ACTUALLY, 17'S ALL VERY CLEVER POLITICAL SATIRE. YOU SEE, ETHEL REPRE THE VOTING PUBLIC... Yay DO wir dy nea me V oF COURSE:..1T DOESN'T TAKE © A GENIUS To DISCONNECT 1 © 1092 by NEA, Inc. SNAFU® by Bruce Beattie Me “| don’t mind these tunnel traffic jams when i'm homesick for Los Angeles." | PET CORNER D.O.N.A.T.E. — ‘‘Puss,’? a very good looking, spayed, smokey grey Siamese with emerald green eyes (in photo). Phone Doris Orr at 987-9915. Also waiting for homes: silky Terrier/Poodle; Chihuahua puppy, 10 weeks old; older miniature Poodie; big tabby; black cat, part Siamese; fluffy grey cat; big orange and white long hair. Phone 987-9015 or 988-5643. PETS LTD needs good homes for 12-month-old purebred Dalmation; fine purebred Husky; purebred American Cocker; 18-month-old Border Ccllie x; purebred Lhasa Apso; young Tortoisesheli and a biack and white cat. Call 988-3988 (even- ings) or 988-7461 for dogs and 980-4007 for cats. Big sale March 21 at West Vancouver Community Centre. Sunday, February 16, 1992 ~ North Shore News ~ 35 HOROSCOPES Best of is good CHRISTOPER MOON, in- ternational lecturer, workshop leader and author, is a dear sweet, Leonine-magnanimous (look it up, Michael!) soul. He stands for accountability. He's coming to town. In “this own write’’; “The goal of my workshops and retreats is to accelerate the. inherent process within us to move to a greater level of confidence, self-acceptance and enjoyment. — “My approach is based on the premise that we are either happy or learning to be happy and that the learning does not have to be difficult, tedious or ‘earned’ in any way. “In the workshops, no one is forced or coerced to move 'for- ward in their lives or to deal with issues that they. don’t feel prepared for. “The beauty of this approach is that all learning is accomplished through gentle, compassionate and playful encouragement. © ‘‘Participants leave, inspired and content, but also with practical tools that,- with practice, can make many painful situations easier to resolve and pleasant situations even more en- joyable.’” — Christopher Moon Sometimes what we write about ourselves, our work, .or have others write for us, is not entirely. so. In this case, it’s all true. I have monitored and even. gone so far as to participate in his workshops. Benefits? As always, for everyone...enormous! . He has told me once or twice, “You inspire me.” : Well, his warm, loving compas- sion and integrity inspire me. So, if you love love and are willing to open to the grace of who you re- ally are...why not partake? For information: Michael Myers, (604) 924-1406. My intention in appreciating and recommending the offerings of others is to guide you to your dignity. as a more open, loving, spontaneously creative (outra- - geously who you are!) being who is willing (willingness is the key) to live/love in ways that prohibit Stagnation, non-growth and crystallization. This “Tell me and I'l! forget, show me, and I’ll remember, involve me and I'll know.’” — Chinese proverb. Feb. 16-22, 1992 ALL SIGNS Neither believe nor disbelieve Sun-sign ‘‘guides.’” They are, of necessity, very general. Unless I have your full birth in- formation; month, day, date, time, location, year, I cannot ad- dress you, specifically. ARIES (March 21-April 20) Intuition high, Sunday, * Aries. Mingle. An issue resolved, Monday. Tues- day, go for the ‘“‘new.’” Mid-week, more creative. Pay attention to details, Thursday and Friday. Saturday, you could cut ‘‘ties.”” “A good name is better than riches’ — Cervantes te] TAURUS (April 21-May 21) Early week, Taurus, you could be in the spotlight. Exercise common sense as of Tuesday’s full moon. The world seems brighter, mid-week. Friday, a change of plans. Saturday is for contemplation. What you are looking for is what's looking. TL GEMINi cmiay 22-June 21) : Early week, Gemini, take yourself lightly. Several direction shifts as of Tues- day’s full moon. Career opportunity, Wed- nesday. Pace yourself, Thursday. Funds short, Friday and Saturday. Stop the in- vented personality from masquerading as the real person. not only . is a challenge because: . healers cheer Robert Aiken HEAVENS ABOVE GX CANCER (Sunt 22Suly 23) XO the desire to have power over others places one under the power of others. Stay with schedule ‘over ~ Tuesday’s full moon. Mid-week: could bring romance and - abundance. Open, receive, Many options, Friday. The very best of healers is good cheer. : , LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) - an ~" “True nobility is exempt ‘from fear."’ — Shakespeare. Be bold, carly, week. Emotions awaken, Tuesday. New levels of understanding. Wear some gold, Thursday. New direction, Friday. Saturday, a surprise. Be flexibte. If other people tell you what to do it's because you have not yet told yourself what to do. ot : Ty _ VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23) “Sunday, persevere. Give more. Monday, a philosophical attitude is - best. Centre yourself, Tuesday. Exciting! Mid-°* week, you turn a-new leaf. Lead with your wit, Friday. False teachings strive‘to appear -Mmysterious, because’ they really know that most people prefer snysteries to solutions. Pat \. LIBRA (Sept. 24-Oct. 23) Loe Balance tested, carly week. You are the “tester.” ‘What are you testing? Ambi- tions awaken, full moon, Tuesday. You may — soon be in love. Others expect you to assume fair share, Friday. Saturday, pause long enough to listen. As you study and act...the idea is to ~reveal yourself to yourself. : . aan a SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) “Nothing is so firmly believed as . what we least know.’? — Montaigne. You tend to act prematurely, early week, Scor- pio. -Your way or else, mid-week. Thursday, be practical. Friday and Saturday, decide to have more fun..Stop forcing a solution and © you'll. happily fee! the arrival of the solu- - tion. a 70 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) You have been hiding a talent. Br- ing it forth, now. Opportunity - knocks, Tuesday. Another offer, Wednesday. Thursday, mix work and play. Friday, go for a massage. An awakened person knows what “will happen to" an unawakened per- son, but also knows the unpopularity of his/her vital message. 4 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) - . Who turned on the light bulb in - your imagination, Capricorn? You did. , Money anxicties, Tuesday, exaggerated. Ask the universe (the rest of you) to handle details. You’se especially convincing, Thursday. Then, allow your essence to tell you what's right and you'll be right, and you'll know it, Vaal AQUARIUS (San. 21-Feb. 19) vw Sunday, celebrate something. Begin something new, Monday. Mars enters your sign. Plan ahead, mid-week. A sincere question is one in which the answer is more important than the smati thrill of asking the question. Saturday, get outside. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) ‘The future enters into us in order to transform itself in us, long. before it happens."" — Rilke. Take nothing for granted, Neptunsian one. Especially intuitive, mid-week. A not-so-secret admirer. Friday is not for gambling. Ask for guidance, Saturday. : Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of 30 years’ experience. He offers in-depth, substantive astrological readings as well as empowering therapeutic counselling sessions. Contact Carole: 929-4049.