& - Friday, February

Re od

22, 1985 - North Shore News

And the winners are...

here should be a

Nobel Prize for
Hypocrisy, and
this year it should be
awarded jointly to

Dorothy Lynas ‘of the

North Vancouver
School. Board,. and
Pauline Weinstein, or

Whinestone; of
“Vancouver School
Board. (There are
others who also deserve
recognition, and for
them we ‘will create
Dishonorable
Mentions.)

The reason for these sug-
gestions is the rage being ex-
pressed by Lynas, Weinstein
and Co, at Jack Heinrich's
plan to Jet school boards raise
extra money through school
district referenda, which pro-
posal they regard as being on-
ly one remove from rape. But
Doctor Collins says the
prescription is good. He
wrote it out some time ago,
and is pleased that Heinrich
has acted on it. (Doctor Col-
lins is not used to such
attention.)

The idea is the most sensi-
ble thing in the political
spectrum.

It would bring blessed
silence to the school scene,
remove the hypocritical
pretense that someone else is
paying schovl costs and
eliminate all the yelling that
has become so fashionable.

Does Daddy want King
George Higl: in Vancouver to
remain open, so that
precious brat doesn't have to
walk half a dozen blocks to
the next school? Daddy can
have it. All he has to do is to
persuade his neighbors to
cough up more tax money.

Does Weinstein want more
“English as Second
Language’ classes, plus all
kinds of ‘‘social programs”
thought up by the pro-
ffesoriate? She can have
them, and be ‘‘de-elected’’
next time round on account
of having doubled the school
taxes,

Does teacher want more
money (oo? Teacher can have
it. Once again, it would be a
case of ‘bye ’bye Dorothy,
*bye ’bye Pauline.

There is no limit to the jays
that money will bring. All
you need is the money.
Which is easier said than

done if Joe Blow sniffs the
wind and smells that he, by
golly, is going to have to

c. Kean ie)
scouger

the |

his :

couch up, instead of letting it
be delivered in sacks from the
anonymous and mysrerious
general revenue.

Pat Clarke of the B.C.
Teachers Federation also
spurns the referendum idea.
Put chim down for a
Dishonorable Mention,

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Going to the people to ask
for school money is all
wrong, he says. “If we're go-
ing to have referenda
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great extent ain

there'd beat
damned sieht mere people
control, And we wouldn't
Have so many elitist nit-ewis
deciding whats cood for us.
Hell. they ontieht actually
Rave to stire during elections
svhat thes plan ty do,

As things are, too raany
pols believe that voters are
only good tor votes, and that
thev spend most of their ting
trying to work eur what das
it is.

Ns

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have so many
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deciding what’s
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the buck to the taxpayers.

That's exauly where the
buck is. my dear. Always fas
been. Or do vou believe in
Sanus Claus?

Trustee Roy Dungev's
chest also heaves in anger, To
Margie Goodman's sugges-
tian that administration costs
could be cur without anyone
in the schools actually starv-
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be the “same as the Dark
Ages when they burned
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