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Options for volunteers

THE following is a sclec-
tion of volunteer opportu-
nities available through
North Shore Community
Services (N.S.C.S.)

Volunteers are necded to
provide information and give
referrals to health profession-
als and the general public over
the phone and through a
walk-in service.

“A volunteer executive
director is needed by an orga-
-nization that helps to support
a library. Time commitment
would be about one day a
week. Duties include setting
up an office and working with
- board members and volunteer
staff.

A retail assistant is need-
ed for a gift shop in a high
traffic tourist area. Customer
service, sales, inventory,
phones, cash, display, etc.
This is an excellent opportu-
nity for someone looking for
retail training.

Children’s assistants are
needed by a Daycare Society
that operates three centres.
This position is ideal for
someone who enjoys children
and wants to volunteer for

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NEWS OF THE
WEIRD

T feast 25 religious pil-
grims drowned in
November when an
overcrowded ship sank
in the Acara River in
northern Brazil; the
boat was headed to the
town of Acara to cele-
brate the Virgin of
Nazareth.

Aad in August, at least 113
Hindu pilgrims, nude and
smeared with ash, died in a
snowstorm in the Himalayas as
they were en route to worship a
stalagmite believed to be the
phallus of the god Shiva.

Knoxville, Tennessee —
Dentist Stephen Cobble, who
made News of the Weird a year
ago when patients and former
employees described alleged
unorthodox treatments (such
as transferring C-section scar
tissue to treat a jaw disorder
and prescribing a diet of beef,
salr, and at least nwo eggs and a
quarter pound of butter daily),
had his license revoked in
November by the state Board
of Dentistry after protracted
hearings over whether his
unconventional —_ anesthesia
methodology might have con-

tributed to 32 patient's death.
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Retiring US. Rep. Wes
Cooley of Oregon, who made
News of the Weird last year
over accusations of serial lying,
was indicted last month tor
falsely chiming on his official
state voter's: guide biography
that he had tought in Korea
during the Korean War.
Cooley appa
in when he offe
tion the name of his Army
supervisor who he thought was
dead but who tumed up alive
and revealed that Cooley spent
the war in Georgia.
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A federal appeals court
turned down Albert Johnson's
fawsuit against the Cook
County Jail to reassign female
guards away from the showers
and toilet areas, saving their
presence was “humiliating” to
his religious belief in “Christian
modesty.”

A dissenting opinion agreed
with Johnson that permitting
the monitoring by fernales was
“cruel and unusual” punish-
ment.

Charles Murphy, who is
bald-headed, has filed a lawsuit
against Lisa Aune, the manager
of a Eugene, Oregon federal
building, after he was dismissed
as security officer.

He claims Aune fired him
for violating 2 neat-grooming
rule merely because he has too
much chest hair, which bulges
out in the summertime when
rules permit him to wear open-
necked shirts.

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In the October issue of The

Lancet, pediatrician Andrea
Scaramuzza and his colleagues

at the University of Pavia in
Italy reported that bovs aged
10 to 14 who tain intensely in
succer tend to have smaller tes-
ticles and less blood circulation
to their testes than their less-
athletic peers.

WOPE Wis Vet fo come.
then informed her boyfriend
and the nation that she had
secretly been seeing his best
friend for the last chree months.
However, for the tragic bar-
ber, despair turned te joy as

thousands of women from all
over the country called in to say
thar they would be happy to
marry him.

“My girlfriend still lives with
me unt she unt] she can orga-
nize something cise.” said
Greene later, “So she bas been
taking most of those messages.
Keep ‘em coming, girls!”

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fitriend to marry him —
live ona TV talkshow.

But Darryl Greene, 28, was
devastated to hear her tat
refusal. The studio audience
whistied and jeered her, but the

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