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OTTAWA.{(SF)- In the background ofall the hassles . , over the flexing of Trudeau © majority ‘muscle on things — like the.” constitution one energy. policy, there’s been quite a little scandal running. 7 Back in the days when James Jerome was speaker of the House of Commons, . there was an investigation in- to-how.-the complex -opera- tion here on the hill is ad- trol of the speaker, who ministered — or as provedto operates through more than be the case, not ad- half-a dozen directors of ministered. The House of — various segments. The whole Commons is under the con- -machine is supposed to be . designed to serve: members of Parliament effectively. The members, it seems, ' were quite concerned about the way they were served, but not all that interested in 4. how.that service was accom- -plished.| The. budget for ‘those services.in Parliament “Hill will hit $100 million for ‘ this fiscal year by the time all bills are paid. Slightly more ‘than a decade ago, the ser- “<1. vices were provided for $5 » The House of Commons is ~ yeally a community of its “own, There are no less than ‘eight restaurants and cafe- -terlas:. designed to feed “members, the press gallery, - and those who work on the Hill... Prices are subsidized, so that ‘you can still buy cof- fee for 20 cents, or a full- course meal-for less than $2. : There are several barber -. shops, shoe sliine stands, a gauna, and ai gym for members. You can get-your hair cut for $1, or your shoes shined for 25 cents. [t's almost like a time-machine overnment b If provincial premiers don’t stop opposing Ottawa’s constitutional plan, says Justice — Minister Jean Chretien, the government has 4 |:'' trees mammoth advertising campaign ready to launch at a moment’s notice. e threat is conclusive proof of the extent to which the embattled Grit cabinet and its leader have lost touch witH reality. In other words, the million) will come from thee desperate feds are ready to hand over leadership of jhe nation (which they’ve failed to achieve themfelves) to a bunch of Toronto hucksters. They did it last summer and fall, you'll recall, with a $6 million ad campaign showing patriotic Canada geese flying from east to west instead of their normal north-south route. The net result was that six provinces dug in their heels and took Ottawa to court. A little later the Gallup Poll revealed that 64% of Cana- dians rejected Prime Minister Trudeau’s scheme for unilateral patriation of the constitution with a built- in Charter of Rights to be passed by the British Parlla- ment. LOOMING DANGERS Tho Grits learned at least noe aa - nls next time re not going to skimp. The hew campaign Mr. Chretien {s talking about is rumored to have a price-tag of $20 million or more. The message comes exclusively from Pierre Trudeau and his Liberal yea-men in Quebec and Ontario. The money (as in the case of the cariler $6 and me. The renewed ad campaign threat in itself would be pathetic, were it not linked with so many looming dangers. . All the evidence now in- dicates that a solid majority of Canadians want the con- stitution patriated with the “Vancouver” amending for- mula already agreed to by all the provinces. Period. What they do not want (and Mr. Trudeau remains determined to have) is a patriated constitution with a uilt-in Charter of Rights and other vital changes rubber-stamped by Britain in advance. ey want to amend thelr own con- stitution themselves once it’s back here. The Brits are in complete _ agreement. They have no h to be made the fall guys ina wrangle they regard as being exclusively Canadian. But they're still bound by protocol to heed an official request from Ottawa. STANDING FIRM Meanwhile, opposition in the Weat both to the Tradeau constitutional plan and to related moves by the by Noel Wright 1 feds to control provincial resources grows apace. An oll-pricing agreement with Alborta seoma as distant as over, with tho possibility that Premier Lougheed ee even turn off the taps if Ottawa tried to impose a unilateral ce, B.C. is already refusing to hand over the cash from the new natural gas tax pending a court challenge. A separatist rally in Vancouver draws a record crowd, It's uniikely that a further $20 million squandered on Canada-geoso commer- cials will change the mood of the natives west of Kenora. So what happens next? One scenario {s that Mr. Trudeau crashes on trip back to the mid-1950, some concern that th broom of an administr: suggested by the Au end a few of the services More sinister are: ministrators, | The danger is that. polarization which is occ ing in the House of Com: mons staff will result in the moment. QUEBEC FLASHBACK? An alternative is that Mr. . Trudeau crashes (on regardless, patriating the’. constitution unilaterally and. attempting to grab provin- cial resources in face of con- | tinued Western defiance. Somewhere down at the ond of that road ~ if ever it: were reached — lies the: War. - Measures Act. Even Cana-, dian Forces tanks rumbling — through the streets of Ed--: monton and Victoria. your fellow Canadians in Quebec who were around in ~ 1970. a The third scenario is simp- ly for Mr, Trudeau to step. - down and hand over to #0- meone who understands . what makes modern Canada ~ tick from coast ta coast, People who believe in that 7 possi lity havo probably. on into magic mushrooms too long, It's a pity, just the | samo. oe If the alm is to keep” Canada in one piece, Mr. Trudeau's carly . depertuy : would rate way ahead of disoriented geese flapping. across your tube. oe