Wednesday, December 23, 1992 ~ North Shore News -- $

Remembering the quotes of ’?92, with relish

YOU SHOULD he having 2 drink rather than readin
these Quotes of the Year, | the choice of which springs 3 from
a fevered mind — or so say the best authorities.

I feel better now that I've given
up hope. — Book title.

Female snails with penises spark
alarm. — Headline in The Van-
couver Sun.

Queen Victoria wouldn't like it.
~~ Labor Party MP Clive Soley,
after the tabloid press showed pic-
tures of U.S. businessman John
Bryan sucking Fergie’s toes. Or
perhaps it was the other way
around?

The Ontarians, (hey are the
worst sons of ditches you can
imagine. — Diane Wilthetmy,
Quebec’s deputy minister of gev-
ernmental affairs, who claimed
her boss ‘‘caved in’ to English
Canada.

The argiophones are onthe
floors. You don't want to keep hit-
ting them when the battle is over.
— Mayor Yvan Deschene of
Rosemere, Quebec.

What greater experience can
there be than to play your first
test match against the convicts? —
Brit cricketer lan Botham, making
himself popular Down Under.

That’s why the Romans built
the roads straight — so that the
Pakis couldn't build corner shops.
— Brave Ian B. again, on
multicule.

A int of female navy pilots are
go-go Cancers, topless dancers or
hooke+s. — U.S. Admiral Duval
Williams, after a pilots’ party in
Las Vegas. The admiral went
down with his ship, of course.

Today, people do not feel
obliged to obey God; they expect
God to obey them. -—— British col-
umnist Peregrine Worsthorne,
after the Church of England deci-
sion to admit women to the
priesthood: .

Doug
Collins

ON THE OTHER HAND

Our program was bullet-proof.
— CBC man Brian McKenna, on
his TV effort called The Valour
and The Horror, which was shot
down in flames by the CBC Om-
budsman and others.

They are enemies of Canada. —
Brian Baloney, on the No forces
during the referendum campaign.

He (Trudeau) promises tv keep
the state out of our bedrooms but
negiected to mention that he
would put it in ev>+y other room.
— Maclean’s columnist. Barbara
Amici.

Perverts get break. — Headline
in the Vancouver Province, ignor-
ing the fact that they have been
getting breaks ever since Trudeau

screwed things up with his Charter:

of Rights.

If the Canadian government
devoted half the time and energy
to ordinary law enforcement that

it has to incarcersting (and depor- —

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44 !’m scared of Clinton. Too
socialist. Face like a baby-food ad. 99

Len Saunders of Salmon Arm.

You're white, man. — Black
rioter in Los Angeles before
beating up CKNW reporter

~ Liz Scobie, Sleepy Eye, Arkansas town librarian George Garrett.

ting) David Irving, crime would be
unknown. — Editorial in the
Toronto Globe & Mail, talking
sense for once.

Why ban same-sex marriages?
— Editorial in the same paper,-
which appears to nave been cap-
tured by the queers.

Ismoked marijuana but I didn’t
inhale. — Bill Clinton.

'm scared of Clinton. Too so-
cialist. Face like a baby-food ad.
— Liz Scobie, town librarian of
Sleepy Eye, Arkansas.

It seemed to the visiting Briton
that America could not confer the
presidency on the embodiment of

National Congress.

Gorillas armed with stolen rifles
terrorizing Africa. — Weekly
World News, a tabloid, speaking
truer than it thought.

What's the big deal about being
a white supremacist? {f you’re
black and you stand up for

Delicious. Better than pig or
chicken. — Former cannibal in
Indonesia, remembering the good

old days, with relish.

They weren't fired. They were
replaced. — Mike Harcourt, deny-

ing that the BC Rail board of

directors had been thrown out of

the caboose.

ye are a bedperson.

yourself you're a bloody hero. But
if you're white and do the same,
all of a sudden you're a racist. —

T don’t care how old you are.

And God rest ye merry. Even if

the 1960s — on a drait-dodging,
retized pot-bead shackled to a
feminist intellectual. — British
columnist Frank Johnson, con-
fessing he was wrong.

You have absolutely exhausted

me. 1 feel seriously knackered. —

(Former) British cabinet minister
David Mellor, after making love
to his actress girlfriend, in a con-
versation taped by a British
tabloid.

They make strange bedpersons.

~— Mary Collins, MP and Defenc
Lady; being linguistically lousy;
on Preston Manning and Judy
Rebick.

When he gets out of medicine,

we'll get oul of politics. — Poster

put out by the B.C. Medical
Association on Mike Harcourt.
Winnie's in the Pooh — graffit
in South Africa on Winnie
Mandela, dumped by the African

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