A4 - Wednesday, October 19, 1983 - North Shore News SEVERAL ORGANIZATIONS have sprung up across the country dedicated to the task of helping people who have been brainwashed by various nefarious cults. Some of these cults pass themselves off as stop- smoking groups. Then, once they’ve got you in their clut- ches, they work you over psychologically until, sud- denly, you are one of ‘‘them.’’ Everyone else is the enemy. I'm totally in favor of any Organization committed to deprogramming poor souls who have been sucked in by cults. Yes, sir. The problem is, where do we start, folks? | mean is there, for instance, a single church anywhere that isn’t basically a cult? Chnisuanity, I’m sure any objective person will agree, started off as a cult centered around a chap named J. Christ who claimed to have a rather famous father. A cou- ple of millenia later, what has changed? Buddhism, which | find admirable in so many ways, is likewise a personality cult al its heart, no matter how many times the believer is urged to forget the ‘‘self”’ and truck on into Nirvana or wherever it is a Buddhist goes once he’s broken through the vicious cycle of birth and death and rebirth. Mohammedanism — well, need I overstate the case? I’m not knocking religion, you understand. But the awkward truth is that when we use the word ‘‘cult’’ in a derogatory way, we are im- mediately in trouble. I know a woman who took up the study of a certain Rus- Sian mystic, now dis- incarnate. She got so swept up in his visionary notions that she left her husband and moved into a communal house with a gaggle of other disciples. This was no crazed teeny- bopper. This was a for- midable, mature, extremely intelligent and well-educated woman, fluent in a number of languages. If 1 was to sug- gest to her that she was a member of a cult, she would not only be royally insulted, she’d eat my brain for break- fast. Yet she’s a member of a cult whether she wants to ad- mit it or not. And so, to vary- ing degrees, is anybody who ““believes’” in a Trudeau or Bennett or Reagan or That- cher. Or any other teacher or guru or leader. Culusm doesn’t just apply to the Hare Knshnas, whose cult at least has the distinc- non of going back thousands of years. ht applies equally to strictly personal by Bob Hunter Shriners, bridge players, football fans, hockey nuts, mountain climbers, hackers, literary buffs, stamp collec- tors, whale lovers, sci-fi ad- dicts, chess wizards, yachtsmen, compulsive travellers, gamblers, gourmets, Boy Scouts, hunters, golfers, videogame junkies, and, of course, members of any and_ all political parties. Where there are followers, believers, worshippers or fans, there is a cult. Sorry, that’s all there is to it. Even newspapermen belong to a cult. It’s called, quaintly enough, the Fourth Estate. While we don’t have any secret handshakes, we do Confusion over terms blocks child care plan By TERRY LAVENDER IS A COMMERCIAL babysitting service a daycare centre? That’s the question that North Vancouver City coun. cil as asking its solicitor after a ‘‘drop-off childminding. commercial babysitting ser vice’’ was refused permission to locate in a commercial area of North Vancouver. City staff consider the operation a daycare group, which ts not allowed in com mercial areas of the City, but the organizers of the new business say that they are not providing a daycare service and that there is nothing tn the City’s bylaws preventing them from moving COMMCE cial zone The three would be bus ymesswomen Julie MacKay, Pam Welch, and Beth Proctor appearcd before council Monday ask ing that council reject staff's infterpretabon of them service and allow them to locate at 844 West 15th Strect, which Isin a comsnerctial zone imto a Prowtor said to was csasen tial that they get a ruling car ly. as the space they plan to enter may be rented to so meone cise if they don't move insoeon Council voted to ask the sohcstor for an opinion That opinion could come by the next council meeting. Proctor said the new ser- vice, to be called The North Shore Children’s House Lid_, is not daycare, because it 1s designed as a drop-in service, where parents would leave their children for a maximum of thre hours, whereas daycare 1s more an all day service. Daycare ts not allow ed in commercial zones because it needs outdoor space. Rather than aie daycare operation, the new service should be allowed in a com mercial zone as a ‘‘retail ser vce group,”” according to Proctor, because ut “extends serviees lo persons,”” onc of the definitions of that grouping Counal members indicated sympathy with Proctor and her partners Ald Stclla Jo Dean sand het interpretanon of the vanous laws agreed with the interpretnon = of North Shore € hildrena’s House Lid “T can read E-nghsh."” Dean said Proctor gave council copies Of 173 letters of sup port tor the acw service, and sand several health and com munity groups mn Nonh Van couver approved of the idca She said the service could be used by peopic who want someone to look after then children while they go shopp ing on for appauintments Charges follow N. Van stabbing A 22 YEAR OLD North Vancouver oan has been charged with attempted murder following a stabbing incident outside oa domes NA vecnmuec howse carly Saturday Anthony James Csucrrecro 220 was arrested by North Vancouver KO MP at lO a m Saturday sun thous afc 19 year old Marh Joscph Peterson had becn admiticad to hospital with stab wounds According to pohcc, Pete von was stabbed with a san inch Buck kinfe during an argument that crupted during a large, nowy party at 620 Jones Avenue Peterson 6 in stable cond fhonin baons Csate Hospstal have a rich repetoire of mythologies, a standardized belief system and some of us (me, for instance) do have a penchant for trenchcoats that cannot be explained in purely rational terms, although, alas, the fedora seems to have passed into history. I suppose nationality itself 660 queen FEELING , FLABBY? Let our proven system gently get to work quickly reducing the size of waist, hips, thighs, stomach and buttocks. 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