»-idfo: __.._-—-What’s going on MONDAYS: Job’s tion for girls between the = ages of 11 and 20 who are related to a master mason. Info: Janice Evans, 986- 2980. aS North Shore Keep Well is a free drop-in program for older ‘adults every weekday morning. Activities include mild exercise, walking, blood pressure, nutrition, massage, and speakers. Locations: Mondays: North Shore Neighbourhood House; Tuesdays: Mt. Seymour United Church; Wednesdays: Silver Harbour Centre; Thursdays: West Vancouver Seniors Activity Centre, Libby Lodge, W.V. Fridays: Kiwanis Lynn Manor. Info: 987-8138. North Shore Toastmasters: Enhance personal growth in a sup- portive and positive envi- tfgpment. Develop commu- nication, leadership and good public speaking skills. Mondays, 7:15 p.m. , West Vancouver United Church, 2062 Esquimalt Ave., W.V. 922-9732 or 986- 1025. IntermediateBridge: Delbronk Community Centre, Mondays and Thursdays 12:30-3 p.m Everyone welcome. nfo: The Osteoporosis Society: North ore Support Group | meets on the third 98g: -7529 * . toe ROTTS AIEEE ICE SOC CT Daughters. : _ Organization: Organiza- Monday of each month, 7 p.m., West Vancouver Seniors’ Activity Centre. Info: 731-4997. Canadian Federation of University Women, West Vancouver, meets the third Monday of each month, West Vancouver Presbyterian ~Church, 7 p.m. Info: 922- 7358. TUESDAYS Sahaja Yoga Meditation: Free classes, 7 p.m., North Shore Neighbourhood House, N.V. Info: 985- 9391, 985-0564. Mom’s Time Out: Stress management for young mothers. Every Tues. start- ing Spt. 9, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Register: 929-5524. Carousel Chorus: Mects every Tuesday, 7:30-9:30 p.m. New members need- ed. No audition needed, just love of singing. Information: 988-5050, or 926-8227. St. John Ambulance Brigade. Be a first-aid vol- unter. 7:30-9:30 p.m. 150 E. 2nd Street, N.V. Information: 552-5454. Lions Gate Chorus: Sweet Adelines International. 4- part barbershop harmony for women of all ages. Rehearsals, 7:30 p.m., Victoria Drive Commrnity Hall, 2026 East 43rd Ave., Van. Info: Leanne, 294- 9686. — Compiled ty Ann Ha milton | verte a ee: Si DURING) the = summer, recent philosophy Ph.D graduate Stephen Hare hung out a shingle to practice his trade in Ottawa. Hare charges clients around $50 an hour to help them work through personal and professional problems, largely ignoring the psy- chotherapy wisdom of Freud and Jung in favor of the rig- orous thought of Aristotle _and Socrates. Said Hare, “I just help people distinguish good rea- soning from bad reasoning.” Columbus, Ohio — Peter “Commander Pedro” Langan has been convicted of federal assault and gun charges for a 1996 shootout with police. Langan also Las been con- vieted of two bank robberies and faces trial in four orhers as leader of a neo-Nazi, white-supremacist gang that used the robberies to fund its activities. At his trial, to show Langan’s kinder, gentler side, his lawyer brought in a man and a woman to describe their romances with him. Both wit- Messes were pre-operation transsexuals; around the time of the robberies, Langan was dating both while dressing exclusively as a woman. The lovers were known as Langan’s “business partners” because neo-Nazis are not known to be fond of such sex- ual lifestyles. Wired magazine reported in its October issue that Jason Gorski, 39, periodically stages concerts in San Francisco-area parks with surplus, diesel- powered Coast Guard foghorns that yield a “stom- ach-clenching” 140 decibels of sound, thus enraging the neighbors. ecause of the overpower- ing, noise, Gorski is forced to wear head-to-toe, sound- insulating protective clothing. Local police have been dis- mayed to learn that Gorski does not need a permit for his concerts because technically, he plays “acoustic.” Hillsborough, North Caroling — Wendell Williamson has filed a lawsuit against his former psychia- trist, Dr. Myron Liptzin, blaming him for the 1995 shooting rampage in Chapel Hili in which Williamson killed two people and for which he is now housed in a state mental hospital. Williamson claims he was impelled to the rampage because Liptzin had just | retired, leaving Williamson without counseling. eee Janesville, Wisconsin — Joe Murphy complained to reporters recently that he ambled away his lump-sunt 40,000 Social Security dis- ability grant — and it was the government’s fault. Murphy is reported to have a mild mental impair- ment but fought authorities, and won, to have his grant paid directly to him instead of to a third- party adviser (which is typical in cases like his). Murphy's old position, quoted to a reporter: “I said, ‘Just gimme the money, “NEWS OF THE WEIRD gimme t the money, gimme the money.’” Mfurphy’s current posi- tion: “If you’re mentally or physically “Gisabled, the gov- ernment needs to protect (you). What they did was give me a loaded gun and say, ‘Shoot yourself.’” eee In Philadelphia, a federal judge has sentenced john G. Bennett Jr., 60, to 12 years in prison for a fraudulent chari- table fund-raising pyramid scheme, eight years less than the minimum he should have received under sentencing guidelines. The judge was persuaded that Bennett committed fraud only because of a delusional disorder characterized by “unchecked religious fervor,” in which he believed that any conduct was justified as long as it served God through phil- anthropy. CORRECTION NOTICE In our 810-2 Bay Day fiyer, 33 Degrees ski sweators on page 39 will be substituted at the store. Noble fir wreath on page §4 should have read “One Day Only! Wed.. Nov. 5”. All Christmas Trim Offers on page 54 should have read “4 Days Only! Wed., Nov. 5 to Sat., Nev. 8” unless otherwise stated. Oneida flatware set on page 62 the photo is incorrect. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused. THE RIGH “TUNE: failed his bar exam in 1994 (63.868 points, vs. 65.006 for passing), has sued the Oregon State Bar in federal court in Portland. The wanna-be _ legalist claims that he would have passed except for the inces- sant sound of a jackhammer doing repair work outside the test site. Maass also took the exam in 1997 (without a jack- hammer) and also failed, bur he said he still would have passed in 1994. According to Portland police, Duane J. Babcock, 33, hailed’ a taxi to a Bank of crates slips past Freud America branch, which he then robbed. The driver, oblivious of the robbery, also drove Babcock away afterward. The driver was questioned by the FBI after witnesses identified the taxi, but he could give no other information on Babcock. That evening, Babcock again needed 2 taxi and for some reason telephoned the same company. The same dri- ver showed up. After taking Babcock to his destination, he called the FBI, which soon arrived to question Babcock, who was still carrying his holdup note in his pocket. | 7D North Shore Multicultural Society | INS/7Z5 [HOST PROGRAM VOIUNTEERS NEEDED The Host Program is looking for voluntecrs to spend time once a week assisting newcomers learn more about C2znadian life and helping them practice their English skills. Volunteers can learn ubout another cultare and language and make new friends. There is no financial obligation to join thia program. For more information, call Golnaz Sars of the North Shore Multiculzural Society at 988-293). ‘This program is Sunded by Citizenship and Immigration Canada. IF YOU'VE JUST PURCHASED A HONDA CA-Y, YOU PROSABIY SHOULDN'T READ THIS. Ofer valel 9 October 31, 1997. DP $3600 24 montts, Tis offer is based on a 1998 Subaru Forester L. 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