32 - Sunday, September 11, 1994 - North Shore News Keystone Crooks IN MAY, # gang of bandits burst into a bakery in Rio de Janeiro at precisely the time that it was being robbed by another gang. The first gang had just taken a cash box, containing about $45, which the second gang then demanded at gunpoint. A hail of gunfire erupted, and the first gang escaped with the money. In July, officials at California Polytechnic Institute at San Luis Obispo set up a video camera to find out who was responsible for a rash of vending machine break-ins on campus. One man was caught on tape and arrested, and the police seized his truck. The Las Angeles Times reported that the man later paid the impound fee on the truck with 924 quarters. The National Gallery of Ait in Washington, D.C., recently featured a show on “minimalism,” in which quite ordinary objects were offered up as works of art. Included, for example, was a wrapped package, in brown paper and string, entitled “Package,” by Christo. According to The Washington GREY MATTER ICANT BELIEVE TM ACT COVERING =" THE BG AT CAST" STORIES YET. You KNow) 1 WHAT You WANT Do. LUNATIC FRINGE THE New FAPER CoM dust RRRNED > TW MS TAST For Way THE The high tech trap-- aid too rnuch, too soon, for too little. GUESS THAT MAKES THE “TURBO tom OBSOLETE, NEWS OF THE WEIRD Comnied by A P, McCredie Post, when gallery technician Glenn Perry was installing some of the exhibits with the aid of his tool cart, “several patrons and critics” gath- ered around the cart and studied it, as if it were an exhibit, before Perry finished his work and rolled the cart away. Baton Rouge, Louisiana — Minutes after June funera}. services CAN YOU HACKETT? World tour The grid below contains the names of al leas! 22 sovereign nations and ‘of the United Kegon. Al you havo to do to bagin your world tour Is find step from one lottar fo tha nuxt, moving to any adjacent box, to tar of a county, for a 25-year-old man ended, his body caught fire inside the closed coffin, causing smoke to come shooting out of the cracks. Investigators report that embalming fluids spontaneously combusted, Kissimmee, Florida — William Nelson was shot twice at point- blank range in May by a man with a .38-calibre snub-nose revolver. One shot went through his shoulder and exited his back; the other bullet hit Nelson “square in the forehead and just stopped,” said police officer Jim Lakey. The officer added Nelson's only major complaint was that his ears were ringing. Daniel Czubko, 32, went on the lam in late July when California police sought him on charges that he had stalked his estranged wife. According to Bakersfield police, Czubko secretly moved into a 2%- foot-high crawl space underneath the floor of Mrs. Czubko’s new home and stayed for a week, listen- ing to her activities. He periodically would leave his hiding space and harass her on the phone by eerily describing what she was wearing and what she had been doing, © Teresa td, Hackett twa divisions nd tho first let- spall Ht out Fer Oar ownate EGYPT can be lound by startig on re, Ein tha and P. and right to. use it twice in a row, "evs “URN “MPL! “SVEIBUD * Nu. 58 tow, fitth cotumn, . mowing chagonalty Gown to tho eight for tha G, thot ta the 7. You may County. Latte’s may be usad as many mus as you wish, but don’ “RMUNL “VODENS ‘pUT.TIMS ‘Ue socond IN straight up for ¥ move to any square on ihe board Jo start the next “sland” on a setter A BS “urtds ‘Rady “Wwsurd “ech ann a edtn eoeuses 63 "esiyd SDtUeD ‘NE “RAsTy ‘EWRsny semeuy Terese M Hackett A fool for God, love and Hawaii HEAVENS ABOVE HERE TODAY (through Sept. 27) gone to Maui! It's “us”, m'lady Carole and myself, off to Hawaii for the next several months, in the interest of serving my international clients, more “leisure time’ (my definition of wealth) and more tropical intima- cy. Tape receded readings will continue to be available by mail (please take note at colunmn’s end where we can be reached). My friend’s Charles and Caroline Muir have a “tantric tem- ple” on Maui. I have participated in at least seven of their seminars which are great celebrations of love. One of the most positive and beautiful manifestations of Pluto in Scorpio has been the advent of their work. They wrote, Tantra: The Art Of Conscious Loving (Mercury House, 1987). | recommend it. Yoga was Charles’ passion years ago. He was... “yoga conscious, but something wus missing (in) my bedroom.” He looked back on his life and didn’t see love. “Even though I was a child of the sexual revolution, sex was shrouded in darkness. I couldn’t bring my whole self into the bed- room. There were no role models. The Swamis I studied with didn’t help. I wanted to integrate the spiri- tual me with the sexual me. I opened up to love and prayed to the goddess ‘teach me the art to love!’ ” His prayers were abundantly answered. “Seven years of women teach- ers, including my wife getting breast cancer, which was hell and heart opening at the same time. Then a series of women who taught me sexual healing. | practised tantra several! times a day. This was grad school. If I were a tarot card, it would be the Fool. 1 was willing to be a fool for God and love.” He still is and so is his current MGM- =musical- -pretty wife, Caroline. They are excellent teach- ers/sharers. a You can deepen your relation- ship, refine your skills of conscious loving and be rejuvenated by the ~ health benefits of one of the world’s great healing spas at Rio Caliente, Mexico, in January if interested. For more information about their “acation retreats, audio and video tapes, contact: Hawaiian Goddess, P.O. Box 69, Paia, Hawaii, 96779, or phone (808) 572-8364. September 11-17, 1994 T ARIES (March 21-April 20) Sunday afternoon, can be fun, Aries. Evening. great. Monday. so- so. Wonderful things come your way, Tuesday. Let imagination fly. Much nervous energy, Wednesday, You are a star at work, Thursday. You can come out a winner, Friday. Saturday, do something special with the one you love. te] TAURUS (April 24-May 21) Early week, Taurus, someone insists you're “wrong.” You insist you're “right.” Listen ¢o your intuition, Wednesday. Someone from the past, Thursday. Friday, some stress on a friendship. Let bygones by hygones, Saturday. Choose happiness, TL GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Early week, Gemini, you and your mate at odds, Positive aspects, Tuesday. If a quick opinion is required, Wednesday, you have it, Energy high, Thursday. Friday, someotie close, wants your relationship to be more serious. Saturday, a family issue resolved, > CANCER (June 22-July 23) Have fun, Sunday, Cancer. Temper can arise, Monday. Tuesday could bring somance, Wednesday, an unexpected meeting with someone you were once close to. Put old feelings into perspective, Thursday. Friday, Jeam more about nutrition, Revelatory infor- mation in a dream, Saturday. ? LEO (July 24-Aug, 23) Sunday, Leo, intuition on target. Arguments arise out of nothing, Monday. Someone compliments you, Tuesday. Wednesday, don't over-dramatize. It may backfire. Personality impactual, Thursday. Friday, reorient thinking to solve troublesome problem. More competitive, Saturday. VIRGO (Aug, 24-Sept. 23) Your imagination serves you, Sunday. Leave your plastic at home, Monday. Tuesday, a dozen things to do. - Wonderful ideas, Wednesday. Mixed mes- sages, Thursday. Friday, reorient thinking to solve troublesome problem. More competi- tive, Satunlay, Den LIBRA (Sept. 24-0ct. 23) Early week, Libra, keep smiling. Some genuine magic, Tuesday. Mid-week, discuss basic common goals with mate, Kick back and relax, Thursday. Gentle guidance from behind-the-scenes will help a friend, Friday. Saturday, you sre straddling the fence. Make that choice. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) You are emotionally venerable, Sunday, Scorpio. Keep criticism to yourself, Monday. Tuesday, a new job offer. Take the initiative, Wednesday, A new, exciting idea, Thursday. You could overdo it, Friday night. Drink moderately. A good reason to cele- brate, Saturday night. FA SaGrTTARIs(Nov. 23-Dec. 21) Much emotional energy, Sunday, Sagittarius, You can be very resourceful, Monday. Watch out for your money, Tuesday. Don't tempt fate Wedaesday. Thursday, reach out and touch someone. Emotions on edge, Friday. Handle money better, Saturday. w® CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan. 20) Demonstrate reliability, Sunday, Capricorn. More secure in personal life, Monday. Create career opportunities, Tuesday. An argument Wednesday evening. Drop defenses and listen. Thursday and Friday, you focus on a particular goal. Saturday is for amusement. Saad WAS AQUARIUS (Jan. 21- Feb, 19) A wonderful surprise, Sunday, Aquarius. Early week, you went to spend money. Go for bargains. Rumor at work, Wednesday. Get to the bottom of the one about you, Thursday, be with your partner. Have a good time, Friday. Energy down, Saturday. That “good time" last night! DE Pisces heb. 20-March 26) ~e Thinking clear, Sunday, Pisces. Keep a low profile, Monday. Hope for the best. You feel good ‘about yourself, Tuesday. Wednesday, your moods have you on a roller coaster ride. A friend appears unexpectedly, Thursday. Surprising changes, Friday. Saturday, relax. Life moves very fast over next few days. , ROBERT AIKEN, an internatianally known astrologer, metaphysician and therapeutic counsellor, offers enpower- ing psychologically and metaphysically oriented counselling sessions as well as thorough, in-depth tape recorded astro- logical readings. Contact Carole: 926- 4961 until Sept. 27. Thereafter, at P.O. Box 30026, 3650 Mt. Seymour Parkway, North Vancouver, V7H 2Y0.