Vancouver: Representing the Post-Modern City. Edited by Paul Delany. Pulp Arsenal Press. $19.95 HEN | hear the word ‘culture,’ ! reach for my revolver,” Reichsmarschall “Fats” Goering used to say, _ though it didn’t stop him footing the art treasures of a - decadent Europe. _ Lately, I’m having a sirnilar problem: when someone refers to “the discourse” or uses words like “architectonic,” | reach for my Super-Soaker watergun, ! had to refill it repeatedly while wading through Vancouver: - Representing the Post -Modern . City, which is a shame because this is the most perceptive and thought-provoking collection of essays to emerge from the recent growth industry in books about this city. © The hardest thing to under- stand about postmodernism is the °: writing of most of the people who. »,, attempt to explain it. In part, this ” is because the term and concept « has been borrowed from architec- ture and applied to our eclectic ‘~ “contemporary culture as a whole,” ““ despite the fact that architecture. " speaks the coded language of.a’ ‘paranoid cabalistic secret society. “Architecture does this because, ° * of all the arts, it is the most public. Don’t like paintings? Don’t ~ look'at them. Don’t like theatre? » Don't go to plays. Find literature objectionable? Don’t read it. TV. insults your intelligence?" “Channel-surf, switch it off or t toss. a beer bottle’ ‘through the screen. “Ty doing any of the above with a. ts building. The fact is that, in a ‘city, archi--- ‘tecture impinges on your daily life © _more directly than any other art;. : you five and work in’and with ite “It is, therefore, the ‘art most vulner- “able to public opinion; much | :, More so than the occult obscuran-- “tis of ofdinary academics; | “which we have indulged as an. reccentricity since the Middle. Ages. tow During the postwar building boom i in the 1950s, European - architects’ redeveloped academic _bafflegab, creating a “code” | John Moore BOOK REVIEW whose only relation to the buiid- ing cade is its impenetrability; it effectively included the public out of any “public” discussion of pub- lic buildings. itis, after ali, corpo- rations and governments who sign the cheques for “big architecture.” The public just has to live with it, after paying their increased rates and taxes. Not to be outdone at their own game, traditionally sluggish acad- emic disciplines have been quick to upgrade their brands of B.S., so now we have literary critics, social scientists, art commenta- tors, film- makers, all spouting post-modern jive-jargon that will make you very glad you invested in that back-breaking Oxford — : English Dictionary. You'll need it ; if you want to read this book. Refuse to be intimidated. ' Remember, the purpose of any . Jargon is not greater precision, (as its users inevitably insist), but to create an elite who “speak the Janguage” and an intellectual pro- “Summer. Morning” 18"x *NEW LOCATION- letariat that does not, and are thus disenfranchised of their right to an opinion. All such “discourses” are as thoroughly fascistic as the monumental buildings of Albert Speer or the buzzword-loaded ravings of Herr Schickelgruber’s Mein Kampf. Most of the writers on architec-” ture and related subjects in this volume ought to be sentenced to a long term in the Witold Rybcznski Re-Education Camp for Writing About Ugly Buildings. Literary and film criticism fares only slightly better. George Bowering’s piece on post-modern poets is saved by his use of critical terms in a ‘60s context, Paul Matthew St. Pierre’s piece on Brian Fawcett is interesting in spite of its “architectonic” pos- ings, but both of them are put to shame by editor Pau] Delany's essay on sci-fi writer William Gibson. 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