BUY BiLUE-CHIP YOU SAID. BUY IBM, YOU SAID. © 1D03 by NEA nt THE BORM LOSER® by Art and Chip Sansom WHY ARE YOU SO v DOIN IN THE THEY SAW THAT PEOPLE WHO READ ARE JUST LUGGAGE CAROUSEL ~—$0¢ A RIDE GRIZZWELLS® by Bill. Schorr YANN i. t AM -ENER SINCE I BINKBED LADDER... & AN LY py © 1992 by NEA, \ KIT "NW? CARLYLE® by Larry Wright aa NotRS bG0.' GAYE ost EON HALLOIZEN AND Not We TOS ence OR Ie i “tye. KIDS. SN IREAT . oAT MY Door. BOY, AMT GLAD J DIDN'T TAKE YOUR ADVICE. SLEEPWALKED — [fats UNDER A. 7] © 1903 by NEA. lnc. THE AIRLINES ARE IN \MORE TROUBLE THAN: —~ XL THOUGHT! SNAFU® by Bruce Beattie Part WAVE BAD LUCK IN LORENA om MSu NO WODDER PADDY HATES You! 0-28 ¥ & 1592 cy NEA ne THAVES 1 iy “Thanks for teaching me the square knot. © 1992 by NEA, Inc, Now what?!" PART Wil: Timely con- siderations on the subject matter of my _ screenplay, Cult. By their fruits, we know them. Those who choose to be led in this fashion (see Part II) are not duped innocents. Greedy for a quick and guaran- teed salvation/liberation, ‘they goad the leader/father to commit more and more outrageous acts, to make more outrageous prom- ises, through which they hope to experience vicarious atonement. Thus, many ‘‘earthly spiritual fathers’? are led by their follow- ets, by their needs and expecta- tions, When the outcome proves disastrous, the followers affect ig- norance and impotence. ; But surely they must have known the signs. Surely, where doubt is seen as ‘‘sin’’ and ques- tion as ‘‘heresy,’’ the seed. of destruction has beensown. Young people need. to be reminded that human nature. is ambivalent, that leaders are entitl-" ed only to our respect, that we are obliged to say again and again to those we allow to lead us: ‘‘There - is but one source and ground of all beingness or ‘God.’ "’ : All new religious enterprises, of course, tend to be damned and dismissed as cults. The term is pejorative; ‘*cult’’ suggests a band of fierce believers © who have surrendered themselves to obscure doctrine and a danger- ous prophet. Yet some religions that are in- stitutions now, more permanent and stable than most govern- ments, began as cults. Although Jonestown, in ‘1978, prompted a widespread revulsion against cults, fairness suggests that one standard of judgment can still be applied: “By their fruits ye shal} know them.”’ Religion and ‘‘insanity’? occupy adjacent territories. in the mind. Historically, cults have kept up a traffic between the two. There is usually an. ‘‘us against the ‘world’’ fortress | mentality {consider the Branch Davidians). ‘We,’ the ‘positive’? versus the “‘negative’’ or ‘‘dark.”* The prevalence of cults today is based (partly) upon an edifice of unhappy sociological cliches: breakdown of the. family and other forms of authority, rootlessness and moral flabbiness of life. Paranoia is often a cult's prin- cipal instrument of discipline. “Depart this group vortex or ‘vibration’ and see what happens to you!”’ Fear tactics. .- Next week, Part [V: ‘‘Fulfil- ment of unmet need.”’ April 25-May 1, 1993 T ARIES (March 21-April 20) _. Early week, Aries, you can ac- complish much. A cycle of love begins, Tuesday. Wednesday, a prophetic dream. Be @ cautious communicator, Thursday. Volun- seer work fulfils, Friday. Saturday, a prag- matic frame of mind. 3: TAURUS (April 21-May 21) ite talkative, Sunday, Taurus. Early week, surprising news on the job. You brood, Tuesday. Wednesday, a few glitches. Lighten up. Avoid disputes, Thursday. Fri- day, nurture loved ones. Saturday is, for fun. TL GEMINI (May 22-June 21) {nfluerces somewhat mixed, early week, Gemini. Increased prestige, Tuesday. "Cancer. Monday, confront money . Early week your mood is : “Jems head-on, Friday. Saturday, a offers good advice. ree ‘HEAVENS ABOVE Wednesday, a shake-up at work. Guard your wallet, Thursday. Friday, domestic challenges peak, Focus on home life, Satur- day... - : n°) CANCER (Sane 22-Suly 23) . Communications favored, Sunday, issues. A cycle of career emphasis begins, Tuesday. Mid-week, a better job assignment possible. Seek solutions, Friday. Saturday, te kind to yourself. 4 " LEO (ely 24-Aug. 23). . Creativity favored, Sunday, Leo. ch lous. Your mate . -may feel heglected, Wednesday. Thursday, a more light-hearted attitude: Confront prob- tiend TIN VIRGO (Aug. 24-Szpt. 23) q Enjoy the company of loved ones, Virgo. Be practical in love relationships, however. Mid-week, your mate may disagree. with plans. Pamper yous healih, Thursday. Friday, emotional. Be creative, Satuzday, . SS LIBRA (Sept. 24-Ort, 23) ; Vive yourself permission to be cre- atively lazy, early week, Libra, Wednesday, balance carcer and domestic needs. Don't. believe all your hear, Thursday. Friday, a’ power struggle. You inspire, Saturday. SCORPIO (Oct, 24-Nov. 23) sunday could be stress-free, Scor-. . pio. Early week, an unexpected business trip? Confusion, | Wednesday. . Thursday, associates .appreciate your vision. You are tired Friday. Saturday, spend time with tiends, SO Al SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dee. 21) Your friends need you to be reli- able, carly week, Sagittarius..Something to resolve at home, Wednesday. Thursday and Friday, obstacies, Be patient. Stay put. Smoother sailing, Saturday. You may travel. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jpu. 20) . Music appeals. Saturday, Capricorn. Early week, make progress with ‘- routine activities. Enjoy the benefits of an. active Wednesday. Thursday, a startling rumor. Don’t believe it. Recharge your bat- teries, Saturday. . a ' AYR AQUARIUS an. 22-Feb, 19) Early week, Aquarius, take charge. ~ Cheer somebody up. The stakes are high, Wednesday. Travel favored, Thursday. A misunderstanding clears up, Friday. Satur- day, be creatively lazy, but take care of your heath, PISCES (Feb, 20-March 20) Be tactful with co-workers, early week, Pisces. Seven weeks of public activity begins, Tuesday. Mid-week, you may want to stop the world and get off. This passes by Thursday. You are appreciated, Friday. Saturday, enjoy the outdoors if possible. Robert Aiken is an interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician, therapeutic counsellor and workshop feader of 30 years’ experience. He offers thorough, in-depth, substantive astrological readings, as well as empowering psychologically and metaphysically . oriented counsel- ling sessions. Contact’ Carole: 929-4049, ; ue