32 - Friday, December 3, 1993 - North Shore News

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THE JERUSALEM News Service
reported in June that chemist
Rabbi Moshe Antelman has in-
vented a bullet that he believes
will do more than merely kill
Islamic fundamentalist terrorists
physically. The bullets contain
small amounts of pork, and many
Moslems believe that any contact
with s swine will kill their souls.

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In June, Pittsburgh police sought
a drifter, Elmore Ray Harvey, in
connection with the theft of
$1,055 from a money-changing
: machine. in a. Laundromat over a
‘twos -month period. Allegedly,
_ Harvey stole 4,220 quarters with a
“one-dollar bill to which he had
tied a string; he would insert it .
-intothe machine until -just. the
:, Proper moment when the quarters
were dispatched, then pull it back”
“out. a

| in August, IHinois inmate Jesse
“Loden,: 49, filed a lawsuit against
‘the state claiming that his religious
“freedom has been constricted.
Loden’ wants to cover his cell door
fora few minutes. a day so that he
can’ pray. in the nude, which he
says is: a. requirement. of . his
«Technicians of the Sacred religion,

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described as ‘‘neo-
voodoo-chanting.”’

which is
African;

- (Loden is white and bears a Con-

federate . flag: tattoo.) “I’m not

really sure why I have to be nak-

ed,’ Loden told: reporters. ‘‘It

brings me closer to God.””
, ee e

Edilber Guimaraes, 19, was ar-
rested in Belo Horizonte, Brazil,

“This time the voice in Duane's head told him

Sy to iron the sidewalk!"

‘ting commissioner,

in November for attempted theft
at a glue factory. According to
police, as Guimaraes stopped to
sniff some of the glue he was
stealing, he knocked over two
large cans, spilling their contents.
When police arrived at the fac-
tory, Guimaraes was sitting im-
mobile, glued to the floar.
een

In Gctober, the county commis-
sioners of Comanche County,
Oklahoma, voted to pay $179,000,
via tax
owners, to settle a lawsuit filed: by
convicted mudderer Luis . Anger-
Rivera, who was diagnosed with
cancer after being jailed and who
said county officials refused to
treat him. Complained a dissen-
“I can see
people people with life-threatening
conditions commit a crime. to get
free medical treatment.» 5

In June, U.S. customs agents: in
Miami, tipped off by. seeing .an
“unnatural bulge’’ in one of the
boa contrictors entering ‘the coun-
try in a shipment from Colombia,
confiscated the entire shipment
and found 312 snakes with co-
caine-filled condoms ‘‘in their
stomachs and their rectums sewn
shut.

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HAVE DONE THAT

SOME:
SLOBBERING

_by Curt Brandao

JUST TAKE THe .
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increase on ‘property...

_ Head, south of Victoria.

Shore air cadets.

FOUR MEMBERS of the 103
Thunderbird Squadron of the
Royal Canadian Air Caclets
received their pilot wings this
past summer,

Two of the North Shore
flyers were awarded their Might
honors in gliders, while the
other two qualified in
motorized aircraft.

Warrent Officers Mitch
Baker and Colby Harder both
received flying scholarship pro-
grams for the summer, in
which they both completed
their Private Pilot training.

Baker did his instruction at
Cadet Camp Albert Head.
Harder’s training took place at
CFB Chilliwack,

Their Private Pilot training
involved seven weeks of ground
school and 50 hours of flying
in Cessna 180 and 170 series
aircraft. Both ‘cadets were
awarded their wings during a
graduation parade and recep-
tion held at Camp : Albert

First Sergeant) Jennifer
Hassard and Sergeant Christian

earn their pilots’ wings

Hiestand attended the Glider
Scholarship course at CFB
Chilliwack.

Their glider pilot training
comprised of six weeks ground
school and daily flying in
Schweitzer 2-33 gliders. | .

The North Shore squadron
has consistently been one of ©
the top scholarship winners and
highest ranked squadron in the...
province, ; ;

The squadron provides
young men and women- be-
tween the ages of 12 and 19°.
with training . in citizenship, '
leadership, fitness, and aviation «
for the past 50 years, =.” on

Many former members who :
earned their wings’ in the
squadron are now commercial :
and military aviators. ;

The. 103 Squadron " meets.
every Wednesday, from 6:30 to ~
9:30 p.m. at 1513. Forbes:
Avenue, North | Vancouver...
(beside the Fell Armory).
Newcomers are weivome..,. ;

For more information’ con-

tact Commanding Officer Lt.”

P.L. Muthall at 985-5832.

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