Naked Gun 33%: The Final Insult tou xe (Paramount) Rated Mature (at Esplanade, Capitol 6, Station Square, Eagle Ridge, Willowbrook,Guildford, Scott 72 and Harris Road cinemas) uzzy pink slippers for ex-fuzz Frank Drebin (Leslie Neilsen)? Making never-fail fudge instead of ° arrests? What has retirement and marriage to Jane (Prisciffa Presley) done to the klutzy fieutenant? Sure, soci- _ety is safer, but it’s not as much fun. Even his former police squad- mates (George Kennecly, O. ]. Simpson), sense a void. The poor * guy hasn't shot anyone in six “months. “Funny how it's the little things you miss,” Drebin admits. But you know that his naked gun won't be holstered for long. Not when bad guys like Recco Dillon (Fred Ward) anc his Ma (Kathleen Freeman) are out there plotting to blow up the most pre- cious institution in America (well, in Hollywood, at least) — the Oscars. Realizing that plot is extrane- ous in these comedies, writers David Zucker, Pat Proft and Robert LoCash more or less dis- pense with it. The jokes land fast and furious. You get hilarious parodies from The Untouchables to The Great Escape, and cameos from Raquel Welch, Pia Zadora and “Weird Al” Yankovic. The trouble is there’s not much lett to tell without spoiling the fun. (Although if you ‘ve seen the television ads, you’ve seen several of the better jokes.) | will say that the Mother Theresa musical number is howlingly funny. So is the baby carriage sequence that opens the film. Upholding the fine tradition of the Airplane/Naked Gun/Hot Shots movies, good taste is avoided whenever possible. King of the Hill «ke (MCA/Universal Home Video) Rated Mature. While Steven Soderbergh made a big splash with his first CURRENT TOP 10 FILMS 1) Guarding Tess 2) Lightning Jack 3) Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 4) The Re 5) Schindler's Lis 6) On Deadly Ground. 7) Greedy... 8) Mrs. Doubtti ire __ 9) Angie... _10) Sugar Hill. cRITICS' AVERAGE RATING LANG. Guarding Tess RPE Dare ea Se aSEMGy eV TOU in Wye (TriStar) wn SAVOY} 20th Century Fox} (Touchstone) (Universal) swaWarner Bros.) ...(20th Century Fox) ..(20th Century Fox) (Hollywood) 20th Century Fox) MPAA AUDITY Right now at Boston Pizza, enjoy a hearty serving of Pork Baby Back Ribs, Tossed Salad and Garlic Toast, your choice of spaghetti or spiral fries. - Cineplex Odeon . THEME VIOLENCE COARSE SEX &} film sex, lies and videotape, the next two barely made a ripple. First there was the highly stylized Katka. Now he’s tackled King of the Hilf ~ a bay coming af age during the Depression, Twelve-vear-old Aaron (Jesse Bradford) is a scholastic whiz with a vivid imagination, but the ‘30s economic turmoil has splin- tered his family. First little broth- er, Sullivan (Cameron Boyd) is farmed out to relatives and then mom (Lisa Eichom) checks into a TB sanitorium. When Dad hits the road to sell watches, Aaron is left atone in the seedy hotel room to fend for himself (the original Home Alone). The stylized nostalgia is unconvincing but the hotel’s col- orful characters and superb act- ing make this a worthwhile rental}. SHOWTIME HOTLINES: Famous Players ........ 6819-43255 « 687-1515 PATTERN AND BORDER ISON SALE NOW AT 30% OFF ON ALL Rattan Furniture, Wicker Baskets & Trays & Coconut Fibre Doormats IMASNOL- S3uv eee * seomerach: sent 8 t WINPRO INTERNATIONAL Furniture & Houseware 109 - 11400 Bridgeport Rd. Richmond B.C. Phone 273- 391 2 Fax 270- 6644 PREMIUM. ACRYLIC SATII 93560 This is our BESY quality Satin Latex paint. Ideal for use in low to medium traffic areas. Washable, water washup, spatter resistant, very low sheen, availadle in white and pastel colors... CLOVERBALE PAINT HAS ONE OF THE BEST INSTOCK WALLPAPER SELECTIONS. EVERY PATTERN AND EVERY BORDER 30% OFF OUR ALREADY DISCOUNTED EVERYDAY LOW PRICE. CHECK IT FOR YOURSELF ... YOU WON'T FIND A | IS NOW ON SALE AT AN ADDITIONAL | | BETTER SELECTION ATA A LOWER PRICE. 1629 Lonsdale Avenue Across from Extra Foods N, VANCOUVER 985-6815 HOURS: Monday-Thursday: 7:00am-5:30pm Friday: 7:00am-9:00pm Saturday: 9:00am-5:30pm Sunday & Holidays: 10:00am-5:009m