42 ~- Wednesday, September 14, 1994 ~ North Shore News

The King’s

IN A story covering Memphis’
Elvis Week '94, The Commercial
Appeal newspaper offered its selec-
tions as the two most bizarre Elvis
collectors’ memorabilia, both of
which belong to Joni Mabe of
Athens, Georgia,

One is a toenail she claims was
Elvis’, allegedly discovered in the
carpet in the Jungle Room during
her 1983 visit to Graceland; the
other is a wart that was removed
from Elvis’ right wrist in 1957.

She said she purchased the wart,
encased in formaldehyde, from the
operating surgeon's estate in 1990.

Las Vegas, Nevada — Four
undocumented aliens were deported
to Mexico in July after being tured
in by the customer for whom they
were installing carpet.

The customer was Arthur
Strapp, head of the local office of
the U.S. Immigration and
Naturalization Service (INS). Said
Strapp, “Out of 900,000 people in
Las Vegas, they picked my house.”

And in March, a Haitian woman
who had just landed illegally in St.
Croix, the Virgin Islands, was
arrested when she hailed what she
thought was a taxicab but which
tumed out to be an official INS car.

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NEWS OF THE
WEIRD

William Powell, 35, was con-
victed of assault in Detroit in June
after a court found that he inten-
tionaliy pulled his 33-year-old
pregnant girlfriend part way
through the window of his van as
he sped through the neighborhood.
rammed her body against a tele-
phone poie, and kicked her after he

COMICS

The classic “cold foot” was a standard
among Hell’s practical jokes!

stopped the van.

The woman, who lost the baby
as well as an arm and a leg in the
incident, lestified in support of
Powell. saying that the incident was
her fault.

In January and February, respec-
tively, inmates escaping from pris-
ons in Lancaster, California, and
Immokalee, Florida, by hiding in
garbage trucks, fuiled to get out of
the trucks before they were com-
pacted into bales of trash.

The California man survived,
but the Florida man, who was serv-
ing a life sentence for kidnapping,
was found dead, badly mangled, in
a landfill, where the truck had
deposited him.

Mendota Heights, Minnesota —
Police recently filed armed robbery
charges against John P. Wuchko,

According to police, Wuchko
left no fingerprints at the scene of
his crime because he wore surgical
gloves, but they recovered one of
the gloves nearby and found
Wuchko's fingerprint on the inside
of one of the fingers.

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