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comin’

“Well, ‘sir, , tonite Pm
rele tuckered out! ‘My
butt is draggin’ so low,
it’s cuttin’ a furrow in

the ground like a.|
Saskatchewan sod-
buster. Seems — like.

while I wus: workin’ ‘on.

the _ Back Porch, the

FRONT PORCH wus.
, apart: at the
seams. Sorta like the
‘Guv’ mint, if you: ‘get

| wot I mean.

_ Enyways, my wife pointid -
out this catsasstrofiffy to me --
only she diden’t do her.
gentle. In fack, she lit into —

me like a tomcat jest back
frum the vet’s!. So, tonite I~
have to build a story frum
bits an pieces, sorta easy
like.

F'rinstance, tet’ s “explore.
the humble oyster, the Gay
Society, Crazy Jimmy...and.
Oysters Rockefeller. I’m
pooped to do a rewrite, so
let’s jest see how she cums.
out without putterin’ arount

ancient \ woman who shuffied

‘into town for her meager :

‘bears, “whether” young: ‘or
> old...wich a feller mite e put .
into a few words: me

“Irs EASIER: 1
“AND. DESTROY |

shopping and then tridged ont

- back up the hill: She spoke to.

“Mo one --.and no one spoke t to
‘her. There wus a suspicion —

among the children of the
town that. Mister McGuire -
‘had never existed -- and that
Crazy Jimmy had been sired =
by a leprechaun under a
_ toadstool in County Athlone.

And sol laughed. at ‘Crazy
Jimmy...and my Granddad
- Stroked: his big white: mus:

‘tache and told: me ‘that those
-who laughed at ‘the blind and

at cripples and at Crazy
Jimmy would: come back in in.

give ing.
homosexual. He lived with a
boy who ‘stole. from. his |
master’s purse, but was. not
discarded because he: was
young - and. nubile -- and

The man himself: ‘was
queer in many ways. Fri
‘Stance, he. wrote frum. “fight
to left, as opposed to normal
people.

And so, Virginia, even as 1
laughed at Crazy Jimmy; -so
you may wish to avoid the

.

North Vancouver,

You pushed it?
I’M SORRY, VIRGINIA,

YOU JUST KILLED LEON-

-ARDO DA VINCI AND THE

WORLD WILL NEVER
‘KNOW. THE IRREPLACE-

- ABLE PAINTING OF “THE

LAST SUPPER!"’
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“And the ‘Oysters Rocke-
‘feller? I’m sorry, folks, like I
Said

there’s no rewrite

make the most of their lunch
a constructed of weed and tin: barrels [Larry Goldstein photo}.

chan words. the Hereafter and share their tedium of thinking by t total . ee: a? .
en - sorrows and their life. simplicity. a pat er beer ae
, — Simm gata ed. at Crazy Therefore, 1 ‘offer you. a
Y’ see, a few years ago the button that — says’ “‘DES-

girls in the composing room. And NOW, Virginia, we TRUCT”. Ifyou ‘push ‘it, a
talked me into doin’ a story’ have cum to the Gay Society! vexing. ‘problem... “willbe Su

on cooking. It wus a disaster! With the ‘fragmentary removed with utter simplic- oe >.

Ol’ Bill got carried. away, wisdom that « comes from grey ity. | oy Lacs PaRTICiPatTion rich flat, latex finish for living
thinkin’ about the mush- - Jan move

_ FUN THE AY SUN—Pu; iis at the Ri eway Annex Elementary: \
| rN NOOND : as -hour on thelr “locomotive”

room, bedroom, dining room or
‘hall, One’ coat covers most ae
surfaces. Dries in minutes. ~~

Spatters wipe up with a damp .
cloth and painting tools rinse.

"he Canachan movement for personal fitness.

‘rooms an ‘garlic an onions

sizzling. in butter, so he ™
hammered out a two-part
story. The trubble wus a.

young Edi itor who wus better. ‘clean under the water fap. 4s
fixed fer cuddlin’ than: Reg. 14.95 $ 95 a.
coddlin’ tried to make one . sa le 1 0 gol! oe
story out of it. If a person had» ; ‘
et the result, he wud have
ct the rest Kem-G °

seers durable,  semi-gioss alkyd

‘enamel. ideal for woodwork, -
furniture, kitchens and bath-
rooms. Takes repeated wash-
ings without losing its Sheen or
color. i

Enyways, an oyster is a.
queer critter (NO, Virginia, -
we ain’t got to the Gay
Suciety yet -- but we wilt,
-Y’see, when. a oyster gets |

OUR YEAR ENE
SELL ALL

Eid ( mii 2 5 ST | OC 4 Reg. 18.95

THE URGE jet oosmt | SAVINGS TO YOU ON FURNITURE , , BEDDING, ~~ sale $1.45 galt.
baby oysters hit the ebb tid 7
when the moon is jest rite. In a LAMPS, STEREO, COLOR T WV. ‘Kem-Namel

» it’ » jest .
glued to a rock fer Eternity COME EARLY FOR BEST SELECTION tough, washable, satin-glose
an not knowin’ whether you _ " ' — 4: latex enamel for woodwork,
are a Girl oyster or a Boy. oe, ae: a “ie a kitchens, bathrooms,  play-

oyster -- so they figgered it. rooms. Fade, spot and stain

resistant. Dries quickly. Soap
oo =o sn
Crazy Jimmy. You don’t. cols.Rag. 16.95 $1995 .
believe me? Read on! sale >] 2’ gal
> eet

When I wus very young,
Crazy Jimmy McGuire lived
with his mother in a shack on
the hillside above our town. |
She was a small, gnarled and

Police ice seek &

Kem-Glo Velvet

easy-flowing, velvety-flat, al-
kyd enamel for walls, ceilings
and woodwork throughout the -
_ house. Dries quickly toa-smoth
hard finish. Easy to clean and
maintain.

Reg. 18. “ ale’ 14" a gol?

or ,

2 on
’ 4

~ MORSE & E ECTROHOME STEREO
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HARDWARE
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980-0838

The man is described as
medium-built, with dark
shoulder length shag styled
hair,, dark eyes and mous-
tache, and in a tan, waist
length leather. jacket and
jeans.

~ HARDWARE
27 Westlynn, Mall

985-1433

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ized persons matching this
description and who were :
tampering with green relay
mailboxes are asked to call
RCMP at 985-1311.

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