we

set,

I got! ‘to thiakin’ about Old
Leaky. Roof ¢’other night an
the tiext damn thing I

‘knowed.I was tryin’ to recall

some. Shelley—er mebbe it
was Wordsworth, er Shakes-
peare—which was knocked
into me in school.

That would be back around
°36 er.’37 when kids was
taught like you would build.a -
house — from the ground up.

From. what I ‘hear . about

oe this -newfangied. sex:-educa-

Shelley: an it come about like

4 : floor: fer. records... re

ee vu

are now ‘Startin’ .

with,th furniture an.-they is

on the bed before
‘the house built.

iW, it’s a. “helluva
jump ‘from Old Leaky Roof to

this:

The wife was raising hell
because:she couldn’t get into
the kid’s. bedroom fer clean-
ing. 1 went an had a look an
‘she .ain’t. kidding, because _
there’s.a stereo an a hi-fi ana -
tape deck an you would need ©
a@ poge stick to get across the.

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"we had, because the - folks

-- one pork chop instead of two,

So I went into the He would say,. «Ain't it the.
basement: which is wot you darndest thing ev’ry fambly -
do when the wife has blowed in town. has gott ‘two: cats?”
her cork, an I couldn’t get in
there because motorcycle: _
number. nine was scattered Well 1 sits we would. trim ~
all over, so i went into my them bits of copper’ “from
. little room which is jest. fer-. Leaky Roof with a file an’ we -
thinkin’ an settin’, and I would hammer them on a_
thunk about Old Leaky Roof. block of wood an when we

... got through’ we had. trout
: mo ‘Spinners ‘better’n you could
He was the local plumber. buy.
when I was a kid, an if you
found -him when . he © was
havin’-a helluva time hitting ..
the solder with the soldering ©.
iron On account of another
. bottle under the . bench
' (which:was most of the time), .
| you oink about h had it } made.

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‘When we come o back frcim
:"the crick.-on Sunday “there
would be trout fer supper an|
we smelled perty good from
woodsmoke, an‘ bals

kitchen es on: “then — "lone.
“summer evenings. an . we-
-would talk, ‘whilst the coffee
Bot ‘was _ bubblin’ on™: the
Stove.” “ :

God, how we would talit If
words was dollars, we was -.
millionaires. .-. so we was.
).wealthy an it didn’t cost us
nothin’. That’s jest about wot | ley waste our powers..." os
“was always talkin’ about the =. oe
’ Depression. As far as I could. ee
see, it only meant you speared. h nent. we memset

: which. didn’t matter) much . nothin’ “ 7 feo

because they. only come once 7
a month. . .

T’other times the butcher
did perty good with cat meat,
which we got fer jest askin’,.
‘an he. wouldn’t have lasted _
long:on TV. because he only.
had one. joke which he used
all the time. eG

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