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I AM pushing the following sun-sign guides beyond the
fortune-cookie level. A newspaper horoscope column need
not be mere superficial entertainment.
The various meanings that we"
have been attributing (for over
4,000 years) to the sun, moon,
planets and zodiacal signs ‘‘out
there’ mirror us, actually derive
from us.
They are, literally, projections
of our ever-evolving collective
psyche,
We human beings are conste-
Nations of the very same powers
that form the stars. Our atoms,
the iron in our blood, the carbon
in our tissues — all stardust. We
are the essence of that.
It is important to understand
that as ‘‘microcosm”’ set within
the ‘‘macrocosm"' of space, we
create our reality. ' 4 4 s “a
Astrology, rightly understoo : ‘
and applied, shows that there is ‘HEAVENS ABOVE
no separation between “above” mid-week. Saturday romance your mate.
and ‘below, and fosters ac- Also, be kinder to yourself. °
countability. tf
We are not ‘‘at effect’? of some °
outside cause unless, of course, we eC ER Guat aay When |
7 believe that we are. your inner being dwells above the hostile
WUD NEVER FASS THE We are free to the extent that forces in the world, the hostile forces do not
SCREENING COUM ITTEE; we take full responsibility for our —_—£fist for you. seid Be eaier on
moment-to-moment ‘‘destiny.”’ yourself, oe
Such an astrology is empowering.

Yremind you: “If the cock LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) ;
crows on the dung heap at dawn, : “ pReflect upo upon ihe, otigwin thls
it will rain. On the other hand, it weeks. Bgatism, rei te wad flees atthe
may not.’ — Anonymous. ‘first appearance of decency. Financial af-

Neither believe nor disbelieve fairs occupy much time, Thursday. Satur-

|. conventional newspaper sun-signs day, you make a favorable first impression.
iW guides. They are, of necessity, too

| lima i general. VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sépt. 23)
: : Deliberately slow down your inner
HS esi 5 Unless I have your full birth in- world of thoughts’ and feelings) then: be
formation (month, day, year, ap- ready for some astonishing: discoveries,

: i i Virgo. Accomplishment, carly week, Work
proximate time and location), I is like play, Friday. Saturday, you and mate

cannot address you specifically. are in accord.
For valid astrologically-oriented

guidance, 1 recommend a ; LIBRA (sept. 23)
thorough reading by a conscien- The last thought that “should”
JuST SEND THE tious, talented, experienced occupy your mind is whether other people

BILL TO THE astroiogian who makes it plain “amt, aeumpany, you, gn, the, upward
H that you are in charge. Be creative, Saturday. Also, take better care
IR$---- THEY’ VE Also, an honest skepticism is —_—of your health. ms
G ; most appropriate until one has in-
OT bey . vestigated for oneself. SCORPIO (Oct 2ANov.22)
MONEY, Johannes } Kepler, discoverer of . “Anyone attributing © non-existent”
virtues to him or herself will also attribute
the laws of motion in orbits, a them to others, which explains human
successor to Tycho Brahe as heartache. This applies on some level this
astronomer to Emperor Rudolph, week, Scorpio. Avoid cranky people,
and the author of many ursday. a

astrological pamphlets, said, ‘‘An .

unfailing experience of mundane ~ SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21)
. . Sce emotional pain as a foreign in-

events in harmony with the vader which tries to deceive you into think-

changes occurring in the heavens, ing it pas power over you. Your considera.
ant . tion for this wee agiitarius. ummer
has instructed and compelled my begins, Monday. “Friendships emphasized.

unwilling belief.” Love more.

When Sir Issac Newton, enter-
ing Cambridge, was asked what he CAPRICORN (Dee. 22-Jan. 20)
desired to study, he replied, Your thought for the week: the

“Mathematics ... because I wish alternative to human wretchedness is found
by abandoning habitual thinking,

to test judicial astrology.”’ Capricorn. Further understanding among
Later, when chided by Halley family members now. Enjoy the arts,
for his belief in the validity of Saturday. Also, consider some rest and rec-
astrological principles, he replied, ’
“Evidently you have not looked AQUARIUS (Han. 21-Feb. 19)
: . ‘ ” jan. 21-Fe
into astrology; I have, In spite of an exterior show of
To be continued next week. confidence, anyone with an artificial light
"always fears it will fail, spilling him/her inte
4 the pit.” Does this apply to you, Aquarius’
June 20-26, 1993 Summer wil bring increased family close-
ness.

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- PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
ARIES (March 21-Aprii 20) Nothing is more useless than to
Ponder, this week: Let the truth worry and wonder what other people think
shake up your identity as much as it wishes, about you, Pisces. On some level, this ap-
because it wants only to show you who you plies all week. Also, market your ideas to
really are, Aries. New Moon energy on Fa- anyone who can help you now.
ther’s Day. Home is where the heart is. . eee
Love more. ~
Robert Aiken is it interna-

TAURUS (April 21-May 21) tionally known ‘astrologer/

Ponder.. this week: The only true metaphysician, therapeutic
reassurance on Earth, rus,

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challenges you to express yourself better on 30 years’ experience. He offers .
Father’s Day. Be willing to love more. thorough, in-depth, substantive
astrological readings, as well as

GEMINI (May 22-June 2) ' empowering : psychologically and

onder, this week: A silent glance j i ,

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