Douce CoLLins © on the other hand e IF YOU were a criminal}, would you rather be in jail than out? The question is not a silly one. Because now, for the greater comfort and well-being of prison inmates, the so- called Correctional Service of Canada is going to provide condominium-style residences. The idea, apparentiy, is to make bank-robbers, thugs, muggers, rapists and murderers feel more at home and thus more likely to become good lads. Or so the theory goes. I’m not joking. The first of these desirable residences is to be built at William Head, near Vic- toria, and all it will cost you is $14 million, Which, in terms of the na- tional deficit, isn’t much. It will only increase that deficit by the merest fraction, whereas the Great Baloney’s gift to the Caribbean hikes it by $180 million. It’s all part of the modern Ca- nadian trend. Led, in this case, by a former Danish do-goode; named Ole Insgtrup who is now a Cana- dian do-gooder and the above- named service's chief commis- sioner. Ole has also thought up some- thing called the Mission Statement, meaning that the prison service’s mission is to remove all traces of prison from prison — and I use the word “‘prison’’ with some timidity, because these days it may have become a no-no word, the use of which could lead to charges under the hate literature law. . _-Let’s Talk, a magazine publish- ed by our fine humanitarian jail managers, describes the ‘‘philo- sophical roots’’ of the.great new idea. I quote: : ‘*The essence of the new concept is the provision of small iden- tifiable housing units of six to 10 rooms, clustered together to form a local neighborhood atmosphere .-.‘Each house attempts to embody the elements and ambiance typical of a residential environment. Each neighborhood features common Giant crane From page 8 struction three months schedule. The first shipment of Red Dog lead and zinc concentrates is ex- pected to arrive by barge at Van- couver Wharves this summer. The new crane will transport the ore from the barges to newly-built sheds at the terminal, and the min- erals will then be transported by rail to Cominco’s smelter in Trail, B.C, “‘For my company, this has been one of the biggest projects. We're a small Canadian company and we compete against large international outfits,’? said Gillardon, who started Jagro four years ago. behind EXPECT EXCELLENCE y ee it MARYLIN TOWARD | offer experience, en-] thusiasm, and ability proven B by a consistently successful sales record. Sussex) Bus: 925-2911 Realty | Res: 926-5890 Sussex Group-S.A.C. Realty Corporation 7 program, recreation and leisure areas.”’ There you have it. Happy hous- ing for all. Even for Clifford Olson, no doubt, provided he isn’t let out of the clink for good behavior or because some shrink says he is now fit for the priesthood, ° W. are fed the nonsense, too, that the murder rate is down. It’s not.”’ In case the reader hasn’t got the message, the magazine goes on to explain that ‘‘the idea of a new, more humane environment for federal offenders is an exciting step ahead, one that promises long- range benefits to everyone — staff, offenders and the community.” It does? It seems to me to prom- ‘ ise a lot of balderdash to go with the balderdash of which we have been targets for years. Because in spite of the best efforts of the pro- fessionals to serve sour facts with sweet cream, crime has been in- creasing, not decreasing. In B.C. alone, violent crime in- creased from 8.47 per cent in 1977 to 12.98 per cent in 1988. We are fed the nonsense, too, that the murder rate is down. It’s not. It’s up, except that murder is not now called murder. It’s often called manslaughter, even though the victim is just as dead. Only two weeks ago, over in Victoria, a thug ‘‘with a proclivity for weapons’’ was charged with murder but found guilty of man- slaughter. He had shot another man three times in a dark alley and had had three previous convictions involving firearms. But the nice kind jury found there was ‘‘no in- tent to kill.” He was given five years (which really means three years), and stiff instructions not to use guns again. He will occupy one of the fine new neighborhood condominiums, no doubt, and when he gets out on parole the shrinks will say he’s ac- cepted Jesus and will be good for evermore. Or, as Ole’s Mission Statement puts it, ‘We recognize that the of- fender has the potential to live as a law-abiding citizen.”’ Similarly, in the 1970s, when ‘‘rehab’’ became the big buzzword, a solicitor gen- eral of Canada said ‘‘reform’’ should and would take precedence over the protection of the public. Against the wishes of that eminently sensible group, Citizens for Safety and Justice, Ole has more plans for improvements. Civilian clothes must be the order of the day for guards and inmates. So that no prisoner will feel unhappy, I assume. And the public must be allowed easy access to jaiis, ‘thereby encouraging in- creased use of the facilities for sports, recreational activities and programs.” Each prison will probably sport a large maypole, too, so that drug pushers inside and outside of pris- on can dance while the guards play the fiddle. is Vancouver's heaviest The company, which employs 10 people, is one of a handful of companies that acts as both a freight forwarder and customs broker. “Our slogan is: big enough to handle, small enough to care,’ said Gillardon. Never seen before!!! e buy direcily from the manufacturer e record breaking prices Horizontals — Over 100 Colours In Home Const Delivery of Blin Shop at home service only. Open 7 days a weak for your convenience. 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